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  1. b b b b b says:

    FIRST!

  2. Goldenthrush says:

    So many bad comments to make… It’s mind boggling.

  3. valuna says:

    THIRD!! LULZ

  4. qu0n says:

    uhhh…I wonder if “Shaking the Thick Stick” goes against any indecency laws

  5. Ohai says:

    modeling softbody .. :D sounds fun

  6. wicked witch says:

    Nothing on the list sounds like anything you’d want to do in front of your mother-in-law.

  7. HooWuzDatMaskMan? says:

    What is this- a strip joint?

  8. Yukionna says:

    Oh god, you know that Achmed and Fatimeh moron is going to do a gay sex story with this.

  9. Hobbes says:

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THICK STICK SHAKES YOU!

    • maestro says:

      Yeah, well, about these Russia-Jokes. They’re not funny (mostly) and certainly not in CAPS. Go think about about a funny comment.

      • Morne says:

        I found it funny… But, I just find the phrase “shake the thick stick” really really funny for some reason…

  10. Giraffie says:

    So we just dive off the springboard into a one-handed handstand all the while softly shaking the thick stick? Sounds like a sex stunt to me

  11. dr handle says:

    On first date, *both* hands on the table at all times. Hoop diving is definitely not appropriate.

  12. puppatoons says:

    Well, maybe if it’s his birthday…

  13. Droll not Troll says:

    They left out Soot Juggling, Nailing Jelly to a Tree and Sex While Standing Up in a Hammock.

  14. Guess Again says:

    Okay, okay…BUT, what about shaking the thick stick with one hand on the SECOND date? no? Too soon? Hoop diving the soft body on the third date?
    Damn, I guess I’m just a horndog.

  15. Oberated says:

    Wost. Fake. Ever.

    I know Fail Blog has low standards, but this is ridiculously absurd. Can we get some real fails around here?

  16. JohnB says:

    On the contrary. I’ve always found a softbody to be a prerequisite of thick-stick shaking…

  17. ObscureWittyReference says:

    If he models a too-soft body at me, no likelihood of shaking the thick stick after.

  18. RawR says:

    Is it just me or is it IMPOSSIBLE to do a one-handed handstand?

    I could understand doing a two-handed handstand but this is just asking for too much

  19. IsumoVamp says:

    LMAO! But can you do it all at the same time?

  20. Me likey thick stick says:

    omfg i laughed so hard im so saving this, thanx for the laugh teehee

  21. Jackie says:

    OMG, shake the thick stick really made me roflol. (still laughing)

  22. Simiantoastcrunch says:

    These are the criteria for that other kid’s sweatshirt for how to judge his mother’s partners.

  23. Hakencat says:

    “soft body” and “thick stick”. just needs “blond” and “brent corrigan”, and ill be happy :)

  24. what kind of business is this?


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