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You. My Best Mother F*cker!

Engrish photo by Catherine R

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  1. Audball says:

    Wow. That’s…wow. What is that even supposed to say?

    (I hope I stopped the First trolls…)

  2. Someone says:

    That’s how Samuel Jackson compliments his wife.

    • Professor Wikipedia. says:

      Samuel Leroy Jackson (born December 21, 1948) is an Academy Award-nominated American film and television actor. Jackson came to fame in the early 1990s, after a series of well-reviewed performances, and has since become a major film star and cultural icon, having appeared in a large number of high-grossing films. He has also appeared in over seventy films, including Pulp Fiction, Eve’s Bayou, and the Star Wars prequel trilogy. Jackson’s many roles has made him one of the highest grossing actors at the box office. Jackson has won multiple awards for his film performances and has been portrayed in various forms of media including films, television series, and songs.

  3. ObscureWittyReference says:

    Ahh, love those backhanded (backshirted?) compliments!

  4. A Noun says:

    And you my best….uh….dude.

  5. simone says:

    hello i like your blog don

  6. Papa T says:

    This would have bland into the crowd in Brooklyn. when you walk with some rap rhythm.

  7. Ohai says:

    you can tell that guy isnt very popular with that sweat shirt :D

  8. sushi says:

    LOL HAHHAH!

  9. Yukionna says:

    Err…I dunno if I’d feel comfortable doing that to your mother.

  10. tehexile says:

    kentucky Freud chicken. mother-f***in’ good.

  11. dr handle says:

    OH NOES! MY COMMENTS ARE NOT SHOWING UP! I ARE TRAPPED OUTSIDE ENGRISH FUNNY HALP HALP HALP!

    • Droll not Troll says:

      Probably just your turn. It’s like a virus; it will pass. I’m wondering about the recent non-appearance of MGH & the Chief, though. Just AFK for Easter, I hope.

  12. puppatoons says:

    Wow. It almost has a “kick me” way about it.

  13. Droll not Troll says:

    See kiddies: correct, punctuation’ is! important}

  14. I'm the chief says:

    he’s soooo proud of his dad, init?

  15. HooWuzDatMaskMan? says:

    Dat’s it! A Father’s Day gift from the kids! Beats the guano out of “World’s Best Dad!”

    • dr handle says:

      Nicely reasoned! I’d love to wear this shirt to my dad’s place. Except I’m not certain that he ever actually entertained congress with my mother. And I don’t want to ask, in case I get an answer that I don’t like.

      • JohnB says:

        I was going to say that if your parents didn’t have congress, then you must be the Second Coming, but then if there wasn’t a first there couldn’t be a second…

  16. This is just so brilliant on so many levels. I like the affirmative YOU! As if he needs to catch the attention of his best mother f*cker.

  17. I'm the chief says:

    now, now…let’s not get upset shall we. Now close your eyes, relax and repeat after me: PUUUUUUUNNNSSSSSS…PUUUUUUUUNNNSSSSSSS

  18. StinkomanFan says:

    Best father’s day gift ever.

  19. Ummmm says:

    Why do you assume he is directing this comment to a man?

  20. Nate says:

    I WANT THAT SHIRT!!!!!

  21. Ya I want that shirt too

  22. Anonymous says:

    It’s like something tony montana would tell a friend.

  23. well, everyone has one, right?

  24. pheromones says:

    that is some funny stuff. they should put that on the website.

  25. Blackflame says:

    How much you wanna bet that he doesn’t know what it says?

  26. GeorgeMP says:

    Ha, ha! Nice! I want one too.


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