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	<title>Comments on: No crab bathing.</title>
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		<title>By: ShadowSplicer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-120311</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ShadowSplicer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 18:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Kame09</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-120307</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kame09]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 18:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry just a smilie test

:&gt;  :L  :X  :S  :o)  8)  :o]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry just a smilie test</p>
<p>:&gt;  :L  :X  :S  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /> )  8)  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: protection asset</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-110064</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[protection asset]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 14:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[do not swim at that pool!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>do not swim at that pool!</p>
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		<title>By: ham</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-35335</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ham]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if the crabs get to, i get to!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if the crabs get to, i get to!</p>
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		<title>By: IsumoVamp</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-28324</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[IsumoVamp]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wash my hands at the pool? Why would that come to mind when looking at this tank?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wash my hands at the pool? Why would that come to mind when looking at this tank?</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27602</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally, SOMEONE with nice manners.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally, SOMEONE with nice manners.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27601</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*smacks DnT right in the blogdon*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*smacks DnT right in the blogdon*</p>
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		<title>By: Delta Sierra</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27572</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Delta Sierra]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 19:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This sign is perfectly correct.  It&#039;s disgusting to wash your hands in the pool, which as everyone knows is for peeing.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This sign is perfectly correct.  It&#8217;s disgusting to wash your hands in the pool, which as everyone knows is for peeing.</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27533</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That will teach you not to take shirt-cuts!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That will teach you not to take shirt-cuts!</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27532</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crab with meat and two veg- DO NOT WANT!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crab with meat and two veg- DO NOT WANT!</p>
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		<title>By: I'm the chief</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27524</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[I'm the chief]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 09:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I insist. After you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I insist. After you.</p>
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		<title>By: I'm the chief</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27523</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[I'm the chief]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 09:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[moral of the story: don&#039;t buy cars with sunroof.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>moral of the story: don&#8217;t buy cars with sunroof.</p>
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		<title>By: I'm the chief</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27514</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[I'm the chief]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 08:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[blogdons are personal, don&#039;t let others see them. shame shame tsk tsk]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>blogdons are personal, don&#8217;t let others see them. shame shame tsk tsk</p>
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		<title>By: I'm the chief</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27513</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[I'm the chief]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 08:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yeah after finishing your food, don&#039;t bother washing your fingers...just chop &#039;em off]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah after finishing your food, don&#8217;t bother washing your fingers&#8230;just chop &#8216;em off</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27474</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 02:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG you can see my blogdon?  How embarrassment.  I thought the cut of this shirt disguised it...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG you can see my blogdon?  How embarrassment.  I thought the cut of this shirt disguised it&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: simone</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27426</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[simone]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hello i like your blog don]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hello i like your blog don</p>
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		<title>By: ObscureWittyReference</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27403</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ObscureWittyReference]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As well, there have no sign of forbid the genitals to be washing in pool of craps.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As well, there have no sign of forbid the genitals to be washing in pool of craps.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27386</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[However, feel free to wash your genitals in here - we like a laugh as much as anyone else, and the crabs are always hungry.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>However, feel free to wash your genitals in here &#8211; we like a laugh as much as anyone else, and the crabs are always hungry.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27385</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, there&#039;s your problem right there - you should always check that your insurance policy covers you against angry buffalo-ness.  And angry steps.  And fring birds, especially if you have a sunroof.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, there&#8217;s your problem right there &#8211; you should always check that your insurance policy covers you against angry buffalo-ness.  And angry steps.  And fring birds, especially if you have a sunroof.</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27373</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you wash your hands in a bison? *regional accent*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you wash your hands in a bison? *regional accent*</p>
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		<title>By: ObscureWittyReference</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27363</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ObscureWittyReference]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And your insurance considers that an &quot;act of God&quot; or other natural event that they don&#039;t have to cover, something like that?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And your insurance considers that an &#8220;act of God&#8221; or other natural event that they don&#8217;t have to cover, something like that?</p>
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		<title>By: Hell Hath No Fury</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27357</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hell Hath No Fury]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My blonde daughter was feeding banana out the sunroof and ran out when the rest of the buffalo caught on to the banana-giving. angry buffalo-ness ensued.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My blonde daughter was feeding banana out the sunroof and ran out when the rest of the buffalo caught on to the banana-giving. angry buffalo-ness ensued.</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27336</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pool&#039;s Closed.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pool&#8217;s Closed.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27330</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess you&#039;ll think again before shuffling off to buffalo!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess you&#8217;ll think again before shuffling off to buffalo!</p>
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		<title>By: Hell Hath No Fury</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27325</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hell Hath No Fury]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oooh! Dungeness crab! I love Dungeness Spit, it&#039;s my most flavoritest beach in Washington. I was just there last weekend digging geoducks and watching the otters, and then went to Olympic Game Farm and got my car mirrors and sunroof crushed by a bison. Apparently insurance doesn&#039;t cover that. Okay, I&#039;ll shut up now.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oooh! Dungeness crab! I love Dungeness Spit, it&#8217;s my most flavoritest beach in Washington. I was just there last weekend digging geoducks and watching the otters, and then went to Olympic Game Farm and got my car mirrors and sunroof crushed by a bison. Apparently insurance doesn&#8217;t cover that. Okay, I&#8217;ll shut up now.</p>
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		<title>By: Hell Hath No Fury</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27324</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hell Hath No Fury]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So NOW you tell me? after all these years, I&#039;ve been doing it WRONG?!
*hangs head in shame, goes to therapy*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So NOW you tell me? after all these years, I&#8217;ve been doing it WRONG?!<br />
*hangs head in shame, goes to therapy*</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27308</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since we were so recently informed that &quot;poo&quot; means crab, I assume this is a typo, and we are being urged not to wash our hands in the poo.  Of course, in Engrish, &quot;crap&quot; also often means crab, so it&#039;s probably best to avoid dipping your hands in poo or crap.  Anyone who would casually dip their hands into a tank with live crabs probably is probably much less dangerous without fingers, anyway.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since we were so recently informed that &#8220;poo&#8221; means crab, I assume this is a typo, and we are being urged not to wash our hands in the poo.  Of course, in Engrish, &#8220;crap&#8221; also often means crab, so it&#8217;s probably best to avoid dipping your hands in poo or crap.  Anyone who would casually dip their hands into a tank with live crabs probably is probably much less dangerous without fingers, anyway.</p>
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		<title>By: TurboPanda</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27306</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[TurboPanda]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it sez dont wash your hands in the pool
your free to wash your hands in this tank :D]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it sez dont wash your hands in the pool<br />
your free to wash your hands in this tank <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27288</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Extreme finger bowl!]]></description>
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		<title>By: ObscureWittyReference</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/10/engrish-wash-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-27286</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ObscureWittyReference]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like just another summer weekend at Coney Island ... crowds, water of dubious quality, senseless signage  ...
I &lt;3 NY.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like just another summer weekend at Coney Island &#8230; crowds, water of dubious quality, senseless signage  &#8230;<br />
I &lt;3 NY.</p>
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