Comments on: Flavored c*cks and pirate love? Sign me up!!

By: protection asset

protection asset — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 13:54:23 +0000

this menu looks over the top.

By: Mad Maudlin

Mad Maudlin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:52:58 +0000

By Ghod, you should have seen us…

By: TheSkittlesKid

TheSkittlesKid — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:04:46 +0000

The funny thing is that pirates really used to often be gay because homosexuality was punished in England way back when. The only way to escape prison was to leave, and the only way to make a living afterward was pirating.

By: TheSkittlesKid

TheSkittlesKid — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:57:05 +0000

Friggin’ in the Riggin’!

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 06:49:17 +0000

oh my penis colada,
from you none shall escape…

By: vonder

vonder — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:22:06 +0000

salty?

By: meh

meh — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:58:57 +0000

WWI reference?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 13:32:09 +0000

It tastes like Lusitania.

By: EGV

EGV — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 12:34:09 +0000

The Titanic doesn’t sound very tasty…..

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:33:55 +0000

If you like making love at midnight,
Wearing mask and a cape…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:32:48 +0000

You’re Bacon the pun theme again, you naughty boy…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:38:54 +0000

I hope the ingredients aren’t listed! Probably include spong glue…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:37:01 +0000

If you’re not into yoga,
And prefer other kinds of pain…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:33:51 +0000

Well, don’t shake your spear at me!

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:11:22 +0000

Noted for future reference, thank you!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 04:37:16 +0000

It’s certainly about some man’s Johnson.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:54:35 +0000

Arrr! We be up here to abate the mast!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 02:40:01 +0000

The Bard, dear, the Bard. The porter from Macbeth. I love his little speech about ethanol-induced impotence, and learned it many years ago (although my teacher at the time didn’t think it was a suitable favourite bit for a young gel to have).

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 02:16:23 +0000

Er, Samuel Johnson?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:35:28 +0000

If you like Penis Colada,
And getting caught in the golden rain…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:34:06 +0000

Oi, what are you lot doing up there in the rigging?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:33:24 +0000

Yoooooooooouuuuuu’re heeeeeeeeeere,
It’s juuuuuuuuust as I feeeeeeeeeeared,
‘Cause I knoooooow that the puuuuuuuns will go oooooooooon…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:31:43 +0000

Generally speaking, for gentlemen, it’s one or t’other. They sort of cancel each other out. “Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him. It sets him on, and it takes him off. It persuades him, and disheartens him, makes him stand to, and not stand to. In conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:27:23 +0000

That’s it, I’m off to get the other ninjas, we’ll show you what we love to do to pirates. Mariko, have you seen my hakama? No, the one with the daisy print, the Dora the Explorer one is in the wash.

By: Laco

Laco — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:45:47 +0000

It actually says, literally “Pirate’s Love”

By: Tara_Lee3

Tara_Lee3 — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:24:21 +0000

Maybe “Titanic” is an euphemism for “Going Down?”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:25:54 +0000

But that puts drinking in a solely secondary, supportive role. For a true alcoholic, the booze is the #1 concern!

By: LEILA

LEILA — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:36:26 +0000

Are you saying you can’t have both? Why not? They would have to drink in order to forget about whom they slept with to satisfy uncontrollable sex urges, yes?

By: zzackcc

zzackcc — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:40:47 +0000

HA!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:03:24 +0000

EPIC WIN!!!!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:02:24 +0000

Okay, you are now my bestestest friend, whether you get a restraining order or not.

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:47:51 +0000

I’ll take mine with the large “swizzle stick.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:22:06 +0000

In my opinion, any alcoholic who is addicted to sex is just not serious enough about their drinking!

By: catgirl

catgirl — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:44:10 +0000

Personally, I think the “love of pirates” is the funniest part (maybe because I’m older than 12), but can we get a better translation of what it’s supposed to say?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:22:02 +0000

In case of rhyme, break glass.

By: A Noun

A Noun — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:10:04 +0000

The Cabin Boy, The Cabin Boy, the dirty little nipper….

By: susannie

susannie — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:12:43 +0000

Lol! It’s the perfect drink for one of those evenings you just know is going to end badly, i.e. you’re going to get filthy drunk and wake up with a loser. Which I have never done, of course.

By: LEILA

LEILA — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:02:43 +0000

I am with you. I don’t want it either. We’ll let the sex addicted alcoholics go at it.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:37:50 +0000

I’ll have a Titanic, but NO ICE!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:36:17 +0000

‘Twas on the Good Ship Venus……

By: zzackcc

zzackcc — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:49:28 +0000

arr me sees it before but i dont agree that we pirates harbor any love fer ye land lubbers n yer spicy swashbucklin swords

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:18:29 +0000

1001 tails:
“Oh Achmed…save me from this beastly pirate!”
“As soon as I untie myself, Fatimeh. What did he whisper to you?”
“He said he likes you and your crankshaft arrrr arrrr arrrr…”

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:07:45 +0000

WTF?! Trojan opens a bar for gays after a successful marketing campaign with their flavoured drinks

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:07:15 +0000

Pirate love: rum, sodomy, and the lash, ahoy! Just as long as I’m press-ganged aboard any ship *except* the Titanic. Now, just let me get my Jack Sparrow eyeliner, and I’m ready to ship out.