“The Japanese Pollo Loco” the chicken tastes like Lexus!!!
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yes, yes it does
I’ve always been wondering what do Lexus taste like.
…So they taste like chicken, eh?
Everything tastes like chicken.
So THAT’S why the chicken crossed the road!
I’ll bet the Lexus tastes like chicken, too.
It’s a chicken coupe.
Oh, cluck off, you dreadful punster.
I’m fried off with this.
A chicken coup? When did the terrified revolutionaries take over?
It’s worse than what you think. Remember “Cows With Guns”? Well, it’s the chickens in choppers. And they have ammo. Lots of ammo.
DUCK!!!!!
ok that’s a fowl
You silly goose!
you better hurry while stock last…
Chicken stock. Lexus pray they don’t run out.
I lost a #!$%& fortune on chicken stock! I was gonna put it in hog futures, but a friend told me there’s no future in being a hog…
Crazy chicken tastes like new Japanese luxury car? I’ll take your word for it. I wasn’t going to drink the crazy beverage, and I’m not eating your crazy chicken. Even if it tastes like chicken.
Yet another glitch in the Matrix..
I once knew a stripper named Lexus. Mighty tasty!!
ive seen this place. its in little tokyo in LA
so why didn’t u send the picture? duh!
I actually prefer Volvo flavored chicken myself, but I think that’s just the hippie girl in me…
Volvo > Lexus
But does it smell like fish?
I thought it tasted like human?
that’s hannimobile, made by Hannibal Lecter
I’ve never eaten a whole Lexus…I can barely get through a fan belt before I’m full.
Did you have the starter for entree?
LOL
No, silly, the starter would have to be the appetizer!
Hmm…Reference confusion. Looks like the start of a meal varies from place to place. FYI check Wikipedia.
Well, yet another example of the educational value of this site! I always wondered why the French word for entry was used for the main course! Leave it to us thick Yanks to appropriate a French word inappropriately…
Hey, you’re practically a geeniarse compared to some of ‘em – remember Dubya, and his assertion that “The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.”?
Don’t get me started on W quotes. I’ve got a collection of dozens. My all-time favorite: “Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?” Yeah, the French may have a word for entrepeneur, but we Yanks have an entrepeneur for Word, although he’s retired to philanthropy!
You guys and your beautiful logic…
It’s chicken prepared in a special way so it tastes like Lexus. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. Saying x tastes like y only says something about x, NOT y.
So … what’s a Lexus taste like then? When you explained that it tasted like y, you didn’t tell us *what* y (when y=Lexus) tastes like. Elucidate!
elucidate? wow big words. bet you can’t get u a loser date!
Elucidate isn’t that big, just latinate.
No, I don’t get loser dates, I get (have) a smart husband; your point is?
In the old days, I generally preferred looser dates. Nowadays I prefer lucid dates.
Nope, I like my dried fruit to be as firm and as insentient as possible (avoids all sorts of awkwardness).
Oh, those kind of dates make ME looser…
It’s the pits.
Pity!
Mmm! Eating at the Y……
get ur head out of ur logical ass, and get some fresh air Spock
Your name starts with “P”.
No, it’s just that the “R” is silent.
Or as they say outside North America, it tastes like Toyota.
It’s also got that new chicken smell.
So, you want a side of ATF (auto trans fluid) for dippin’ that chicken?
Probably not, since it was already fried in 5W30, which probably explains the curiously automotive taste.
Japanese Pollo Loco? I love me some Pollo Loco and I love me some Japanese food, but I’m not sure I want chicken that thastes like a car. Although I suppose it depends on what part of the Lexus the chicken tastes like.
I think Lexus is also a brand of cheese crackers around here…
Obviously, it got left off!
It was apparently on a rest room break…
And the beef taste like School Bus!
TEXAS, not LEXUS
hello i like your blog don
hello i like your face when it’s up your ass
I bet their chicken’s really expensive!
depends whether you want it leather or stock feather
fail:
it is not
the chicken tastes like Lexus
but
the chicken taste like Lexus
inprove you’re Engrish!
then bellow the head, no fun
Chicken? I thought we were supposed to honor the sushi!?
the lexus tastes like chicken!