No Parking violators will be towered
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Ok who made this sign?
Basil Fawlty.
If it was Basil Fawlty, it would read “Farty Towers”.
I know nooooothing! I am from Barcelona!
No, no, no!!! Anything but the tower!!!
Pylon top of them!
Or give those illegal parkers inCARceration!
Give me a break, car puns are a bit Dodgey.
If you have a Dodge, you probably don’t need a break, since you’ve probably got one already!
NO offense to Dodge owners intended. That was just a bit of Caprice!
These days, poor puns are the only sort of humor we can afFord.
I think you may be Honda something here…
Yes, we appear to be in Accord.
i see how yugo
I’m Holden onto that comforting thought.
OK people settle down and be a little CIVIC
*Hyundai!* Please close that window, I’m catching a cold.
if fiat a tissue i’ll give you one…
Audi catch a cold inside a computer monitor?
Computer has a Bug-atti-shoo!
By staring at monitor morris gonna affect you for sure.
But it’s not a major inconvenience..
Oh, I tried to bake a Hyundai but I got so damn’ repressed/ That I put it off for Monday and I slipped into a dress…
I’m not sure what it means either. My song parodies rarely make much sense.
LOL! Better late than never……
surely it depends who was violated
Also, vioratols will be toweled. And the laundry doesn’t use fabric softener.
“Oh Achmed…you beast! Rub my body with your sand paper towel”
“OK Fatimeh…last time, I don’t like too much skin flakes on my sand paper towel”
How tall a tower exactly? …and will I be the ONLY one towered or will there be others?
Just name the time and place.
The height is not the issue. The tower is full of Poo Pads, and the Closestools are all rigged with Burst Destructors! So just sit down and defecate…
The sign on the gates of Mordor….
Just under the one that says “No junk mail, hawkers, or returned claimants to the throne of Gondor”.
Valet Jenga?
Similar – if you park illegally, your car is taken away by a great big forklift, and placed in a car jenga tower. You then have to extract your car yourself. If all the other cars fall down and crush you, you are out of the game.
Like Pick-Up-Sticks played with heavy machinery? Count me in!
what if you’re already a tower???
then you shall be razed and towered once more
nana na nana nana naana na katamari damacy!
*parks car, doesn’t see the sign, goes for shopping, comes back to find a 50-storey tower on the vehicle…with tenants*
PUN FAIRY!!! WHERE ARE YOU???
Wrestling with my fatalism. It has me in a full Nelson.
I was into nude wrestling until one day my opponent got me in a Willie Nelson.
What, he wrapped his hanky around your head until you started to sing cruddy country songs through your nose? Yikes, sounds painful.
lol its meant to be violators will be towed
im pretty sure this is at Gate 10 at Yongsan Army Garrison in Seoul, South Korea
How high?
How wide is it?
Maybe the tower is the Kiek in de Kok, the tower in Estonia.
towering over violators?