chop noodle – May the breeze bring you the tenderness and warmth from me far from each other we may be. Yet you are still here, at the bottom of my HEAT
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I don’t know, I use a pot to cook noodles. I’ve never tried the breeze. O.o Even if it is the bottom of heat.
I bet these go well with Bread Feet *nom!*
There seems to be a habit with Asian products having these vaguely romantic tag lines on them. I’m left to wonder if it’s inaccurate translation or a unique marketing tack…
Probably right on both counts, but a signwriter once told me that deliberate misspelings are a sure way to get people’s attention. But that was before internet.
May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again,
may the most romantic Mr J get your daughter a lady boy dog.
May the wind at your back always be your own..
Always? Oh no! Once It’s gone I don’t want it back!
Jet propulsion?
geezer gas?
OMG that is sooo sweet <33 I love my noodles
At the bottom of my heat.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/03/31/funny-pictures-butt-in-ur-noms/
i wanna cry its so sweet
Please don’t cry. You will make me cry then!
dang they finally posted it, after months
xD The noodles themselves didn’t taste half bad… but afterwards there was heat in my bottom :[
I think this doesn’t qualify as engrish. Its just an honest typo.
A typo? Does the paragraph even make sense? No!
Well, with the lack of punctuation, the random capitals, and the typo- Yes, it’s Engrish. We’ve seen worse.
This stuff just makes you wonder… Why the hell does anyone trust an internet translator?
oh noodle…why you left me so?
Dear Noodle,
It’s been a while since you’ve gone, but maybe you know that already. My pit has gone to pot without you. And my bottom is heating up for you. Please come back with your sexy chopsticks.
I’ve been singin’ these lyrics all day to a Beach Boys tune.
Is an earworm better than a bottom worm?
Someone is cooking meals on a blue flame from their bottom! Sustainable energy rocks!
Yeah, but human-originating methane blows.
And results in meat blown out.
No thank you. I want neither wind nor heat from your bottom.
Two eggs and a noodle – is that supposed to be a euphemism for something?
If it is, the expression “use your noodle” just got a whole new meaning! As for “noodling” on a piano- I’ve heard it said that “so-and so sounds like he’s playing in the cracks”.
Now the “chop” in front of “noodle” is making me strangely uncomfortable.
Sounds like a strange, encrypted message a dead loved one would give you from beyond the grave…or beyond that bad bowl of noodles you ate? Someone want to try to include a few Doctor Who quotes to make themselves sound smart as they try to figure out what this strange message could mean?!
Ooh! I detect excess acidity in your viticulture products! You haven’t got it yet? Keep trying, it’s not that deep. I think any of us who care got the message after a couple of readings. Then we started on the LOLs, and sometimes we play hard. BTW, I’m not sure if anyone here is a genius, but I don’t think I am.
I like your challenge, though; Doctor Who quotes, hmm … After “Exterminate”, “I’m a Timelord” and “Allons y” I”m stumped. Great show on a tight budget, but not a literary triumph.
Anybody else got any?
“Always bring a banana to a party”
Why do they try to act cute? i wonder if its a good marketing technique in asia -_-
Who the hell put personals on noodles???
In Soviet Russia, noodle chops you!
Salute
noodles = love!
Chop Noodle? Nooo, I can’t do that! I’m a Gorillaz fan!