Comments on: Well, if it’s got Mr. J’s Guarantee

By: protection asset

protection asset — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 16:46:29 +0000

is this a place that sells condoms?

By: marty

marty — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:49:19 +0000

That Lady Boy might be a Ma stiff.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 08:27:38 +0000

I like ladyboys. I’m just saying, so really that’s more like a reward for me, not a deterrent.

By: TheSkittlesKid

TheSkittlesKid — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:40:50 +0000

Huh, mine didn’t hurt at all.

By: Francisco

Francisco — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:54:36 +0000

Who the hell wants to get romantic with “lady Boy”??? & Who the hell wants it’s sex to become dog????

By: Apples

Apples — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:00:43 +0000

except for the excrutiating pain that no one warned you about when they put it in. it hurt so bad i started laughing hysterically, which caused the doctor and nurse to also start laughing…

By: WinTzar

WinTzar — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 20:46:29 +0000

All people do. And I quote:

“Everyones a little bit racist, it’s true. But everyone is just about as racist as you”

Bonus points if you get the reference.

By: WinTzar

WinTzar — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 20:44:18 +0000

As I recall I once created a flowchart on this exact problem. If my memory serves the correct way to a raging bull-dyke lesbian involved half a pound of peanut butter and some ham. Not sure about the details from there.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:41:57 +0000

I’ve been saying for many years that the man ALWAYS pays for it, one way or another, or perhaps both.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:38:30 +0000

As a professional in the field of mental health, I heartily concur with your diagnosis, although actually “insane” is not a diagnosis. (We really only use the word “insane” in forensic settings, since it’s usually part of laws related to criminal responsibility.) So let’s just say Mr. J’s got a psychotic disorder not otherwise specified.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 09:46:52 +0000

Kristin Schaal- I love you!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 09:42:53 +0000

Have you heard Les Barker’s poem, ‘Reinstalling Windows”? It’s on iTunes, probably also You Tube. It’s a parody of an old song “When I’m Cleaning Windows”.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 09:35:47 +0000

Thanx for the update. Who can remember all the Discworld details?
BTW, another star turtle must have found the relevant passage, hence the baby turtles.

By: wozzle

wozzle — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:42:06 +0000

True. I remembered where I’d read it and found the relevant passage. Pratchett never mentions the gender… he just says the baby turtles “followed, orbiting their parent.” I came back to make a note of it in case anyone cared to know..
To me, that says, “mom”, but it’s just gender bias on my part. It can just as easily be “dad”. Perhaps A’tuin is genderless and just kind of knew when the little ones would hatch. It’s Discworld after all, where anything can happen.

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:12:48 +0000

That was at the end of The Light Fantastic. And it doesn’t necessarily mean that Great A’Tuin laid those eggs. In many species, the male participates 9sometimes exclusively) in incubating and raising the eggs. Who is to say what arrangement space turtles utilise to see their young safely hatched?

By: wozzle

wozzle — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:19:56 +0000

Isn’t A’Tuin female? Didn’t he do one about the approaching red star, at the end of which She collects her babies which were about to hatch and were the reason why she was traveling toward the star in the first place?
I can’t remember which one it was. Perhaps I imagined it.

By: ssnn

ssnn — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:15:56 +0000

You get what you pay for…

By: gangbox

gangbox — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:48:27 +0000

How do you say “No Homo” in Thai?

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:58:05 +0000

I just have to ask: is your ID a proper noun, or an imperative?

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:57:23 +0000

*blush* You so naise – I send you to Dreadful Pun Hell last. (Admittedly, you will probably be very lonely around here by then…)

By: Wax Frog

Wax Frog — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:10:44 +0000

Best ad for abstinence I’ve ever seen…

By: lolFox

lolFox — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:20:17 +0000

…I love you just a little.

By: Zomgbratto

Zomgbratto — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:16:13 +0000

This is a major WTF and at the same time, LOL factor.

By: StCyr

StCyr — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:58:13 +0000

There used to be (or maybe still is) a superstition that how a child was conceived would determine gender. I’m betting this sign is some derivation of that, although I’m not sure of the difference between “romantic” and “more romantic” or what the whole dog thing is about.
Funny regardless.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:45:48 +0000

The world is full of vastly different religions. It is just as closed-minded to say that “All religions discriminate [against] people” as it is to say, “All people discriminate against people.”

By: Elfinugget

Elfinugget — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:07:21 +0000

Especially the random crashing and having to start all over, just as you were thinking it might work out…

By: Elfinugget

Elfinugget — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:06:27 +0000

I can’t get the camera up there, sorry.

By: Hobbes

Hobbes — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:02:45 +0000

Oh, I’m on fire.

By: Rohvannyn

Rohvannyn — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 07:59:52 +0000

Just gotta say, Dr. Handle, I am in love with your wit! Well done.

By: moe

moe — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 06:38:14 +0000

um it was this faulty Duplicator setting, see. The technology isn’t really perfect yet

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:49:26 +0000

its a ad board for a brothel…the more romantic you are, the weirder the sex.

By: Mr. J

Mr. J — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 02:34:29 +0000

Time to change my name? Nah.

By: Mae

Mae — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 01:53:01 +0000

Relatively speaking, I’d rather have to give birth to a 1 ounce puppy than a 1.5 pound puppy…

granted i’ve given birth to two 7 pound babies… so i don’t think 1.5 pounds would be bad…. but 1 ounce would be nearly nothing.

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By: Bob Dole

Bob Dole — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:31:02 +0000

Oooooh, and the dictator sends firing squads and massacres people to feed you. I understand it all now. Soylent Green is people!

By: Xalver

Xalver — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:29:04 +0000

The Turtle Moves

By: Mark. Gooley

Mark. Gooley — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:26:09 +0000

Oh, even Great Danes and Irish Wolfhounds have relatively small newborn pups, no?

By: jamoche

jamoche — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:32:19 +0000

Ko Tao means “Turtle Island”…

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 16:33:34 +0000

If so, then that’s a scariness fail to anyone who is alive/corporeal.

By: A Noun

A Noun — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:57:49 +0000

Yeah, but after a while it’s like having sex with Vista.

By: Hope

Hope — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:59:38 +0000

Pictures, or it never happened.

By: LaEscopeta

LaEscopeta — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 13:36:05 +0000

“But why does Mr. J want to put up signs like this?”
I’m guessing it’s because he is insane.

By: LaEscopeta

LaEscopeta — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 13:09:13 +0000

Hero Mister J
Runs successful business
While being insane

By: MetaGaijin

MetaGaijin — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 11:17:26 +0000

Also, the “Execution Squad” appears to be Ghostbusters.

By: MetaGaijin

MetaGaijin — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 11:15:57 +0000

See, you just don’t get these kind of deep philosophical questions over at Fail Blog.

On the other hand, the fail/win dichotomy is eternal. It’s like yin/yang, but older.

By: liloaktree

liloaktree — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 08:52:07 +0000

roflmao. Nicely posited.

By: Greenie

Greenie — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 08:14:08 +0000

http://www.thaisouth.com/mrj/
hey hey spend money with mr.j…. *rofl*

By: EtymologicalDisaster

EtymologicalDisaster — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 07:34:14 +0000

You’d have thought SOMEBODY would have sent a rocket manned by willing and eager volunteers over the edge to check by now, wouldn’t you.

By: LOL I TROLL'D U

LOL I TROLL'D U — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:32:18 +0000

I lol’d

By: catgirl

catgirl — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:58:09 +0000

Yeah, that was a completely different sign with a similar message awhile ago.