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The Sushi Pledge
I promise I will honor any sushi. Sushi won the war. So remember honor sushi and there honorable friends Chopsticks and Soya sauce. This is on of sushi grand master.
Tuna roll is my name.
Engrish photo by Thomas Chiles
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It’s nice to meat you, Tuna Roll!
*Raises right hand and hides left hand behind back with crossed fingers* I promise.
maybe you’d know. I’ve always wondered. What was the deal with the skinny red-headed girl that spent all her time with the moomins? she was weird.
(and apparently an inspiration to debra messing)
the whole deal wit the moomins is weird
The only skinny Red Headed girl I know from Cartoons is Crystal Tipps and she spent all her time with a dog named Alistair
(How many people are going to remember that one 
)
Did I miss something about the WWII outcome?
I’m gathering sushi must have been a secret ingredient in the atomic bomb. So yes, it won the war, just not for the Empire of Japan.
Not the sushi itself, but a lot of the fallout was from wasabi…
I always have a problem with fallout from chopsticks.
Can you play “If You New Sushi Like I Know Sushi”?
Even I groaned at that one, but fortunately the groan was tempered by my merriment at your apparently unintentional pun. I don’t do Sushi, actually, but if I did, I would certainly try to make sure it was NEW Sushi! Old Sushi!?! Bleahhhh!!!!
My spelling fail! Well spotted. This site is getting to me ……….
Can’t understand how I courd all that possibry hoppin of rooking by this sight…
So… shushi won WWll? Does eating the sushi count as dishonor?
No, That’ll be WWIII, the Sushi war. also known as the invasion of the Toyota.
When the war gets serious, they will be using Realota.
…GET DOWN!…DOWN!!!…WASABI GAS!!!…
The chemical causing the “bite” in wasabi, as for horseradish, is an isothiocyanate, which is in fact good for you – upregulates yer phase II detoxification enzymes, and so, like so many unpleasant things, it is actually good for you.
These methylisothiocyanates are irritating in high doses; wasabi causes “heat” irritation more similar to that found in mustard plants, rather than “chilli” heat (engendered by capsaicin, which activates the VR1 receptor). Mustards contain the chemical allyl isothiocyanate, an activator of TRPA1 ion channel receptors.
Confusingly, this particular irritant chemical from mustard plants has nothing to do at all with sulphur mustard (aka mustard gas, although this is a misnomer since it is not at all a gas, but a liquid that may form heavy vapour under certain conditions): although sulphur mustard contains two thiol groups, it is an entirely synthetic chemical. It is a potent bifunctional alkylator, which targets many macromolecules in cells, but has a particularly high affinity for DNA…
What do you mean, “How come I know this stuff?”?…
What an amazing coincidence! That’s exactly what I was not going to say!
I are sad geek with no life – DnT is very polite not to ask. I like DnT. Will save him a special seat next time he goes to Dreadful Pun Hell. No burst destructor attached, I promise.
Sometimes observation is more fun than asking. Geek? It takes one to know one. It was obvious before I realised you were female. But no life? Pssshh! Just not the one you wish you had – join the club! Observation also leads me to conclude you are caucasian (from things you HAVEN’T said), you are probably a real doctor, but not a GP or a paediatrician.
Don’t want to get too personal- I like this game!
…hey while you two chit chat here and there there is a sushi hell going on! we’re getting invaded!
Take off the shades & put down that wasabi gun . It says sushi WON the war. It’s ovah!
I wonder why it’s so dark in here…?
…
???
hmmmm???
Oh, bugger… everyone got their semi-automatic chopsticks? Right! Grab your soy dipping dishes, and follow me!
I am an orange kangaroo from Denmark… no, sorry, wrong game…
NURSE NURSE!!! Increase the medication and make sure he doesn’t escape from the restraints like last time
…wow…I’m a walking laboratory…uh-oh, incoming…
Sad, isn’t it? I’m so square, you could use me to check right angles.
thought you were just polygon…
No, the parrot is still in the cage.
It’s dead.
NOOO! It’s just shagged out after a long squawk!
It’s Pining for the Fjords.
Methyl isocyanate (known also as “MIC”) is far more than just irritating. Just ask the families of the thousands who died at Bhopal, India. Oh, wait. I missed the “thio.” MITC, not MIC. A sulfur instead of the oxygen. Never mind!
Sulfuring cats! Stand closer to the mic, Thio. We can hardly hear you.
Pass the organophosphate ester, Eunice, DnT is doing it again…
Please! Not again! That TCP is a real pain in the hydraulics!
A Cyanate good for you???? Aren’t Cyanates related to Cyanide??? And if there is one thing guaranteed to spoil your days it’s sushi washed down with a liberal dose of Potassium Cyanide (known by many as one of Agatha Christie’s favourite poisons, as it is used in a number of her books), unless it’s KGB Sushi (Sushi with added Polonium
)
The historical revisionism in Japan has just gone too far…
**SPORTS RESULTS**
Germany Vs Britain – Cancelled due to popular demand
Germany vs France – After a shattering French defeat the Germans were defeated in the last minutes.
Germany vs Russian – Cancelled due to bad weather
Everyone Else vs Japan – After a slow but steady erosion of the Japanese defense, the American Team Captain blew up the Japanese Goal, paved the entire area, put up a MacDonalds where the goal used to be, and declared themselves to be the winner even though the team included both British, Dutch, Russian, Chinese and dissident German players.
fakka you, dorphreen!
sushi grand master flash.
Sushi Grand Master Fish
sushi grand mister splash
Sushi Grand Mister Sprash
You’d think they’d… I dunno… make the photo actually of a tuna roll.
Well, you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna roll.
A good piano tuna must be able to play chopsticks.
…and make sushi out of itself.
That couldn’t be anything but an absorutery dericious tuna roll. Looks like maguro to me.
Maguro?? Isn’t that that little bloke with the glasses who can’t see for peanuts
So sorry – all tuna eaten up. Species extinct. Whales next.
HAHAHA…yeah…not exactly honouring the war veteran Sgt. Tuna Roll by putting up a picture of nigiri sushi.
Wins the war with spectacular gastrointestinal explosions and eruptions!
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
…DOWN!!!…DOWN!!!…WASABI GAS!!!…
***distributes gas-masks to all***
will someone open a window?
**Shakes Rattle** GAS ATTACK GAS ATTACK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS A DRILL **Starts Drill**
**Vila suddenly arrives at the conclusion that he has been watching far too much Monty Python and Airplane type movies lately**
You, sir, are my hero. XD Love those movies.
To be fair, maybe Tuna Roll won the war on drugs. Or terrorism. Or against the tyranny of the hibachi.
All glory to the hypno-tuna.
One thing one must remember – Hypno-tuna does not dance to they music; the music dances to Hypno-tuna. All hail Hypno-tuna!
Hypno-Tuna??? Shouldn’t that be Hypno-Toad
ooh sushi
i dont know why people don tlike sushi..is it cuz its raw?
“I am not a spicy tuna roll” <- props if you know where this is from
The world ends with you!
ding ding ding we have a winner :3
iCarly…
Maybe that happened in cuisin planet
I really, really would prefer not to be spoken to (even in print) by my potential food. I don’t have a problem with meat/fish being from recently live creatures, but I don’t want them to talk to me. Particularly after they are dead.
If food is going to speak to me, I prefer that it does so before I eat it. It’s the food that talks back AFTER I’ve eaten it that really bothers me!
If food talks to you before you eat it, you STILL eat it? I’m not fussy, but I’m sure not going to eat anything that is talking!
“Pudding- Alice, Alice- Pudding”
You could always just go to the Restraunt at the End of the Galaxy. There they bring out a cow that not only talks to you, but recommends the best cuts of itself.
Reference WIN! How could we have forgotten that?
Hey!! Someone nicked my reference. I was within a few seconds of putting in that reference myself. (My God!! I really am a Geek!! It’s time I get myself a life.)
Tuna Roll is my name and honor is my game!
Well, slice me up and roll me in rice!
RAW is the answer!
…DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME!!!…WASABI GAS!!!…
indeed, the sushi hath saved us all, giving its life for freedom and superior noms
If meat is murder, sushi is just a casualty of war.
This must be the sushi chef’s creed, similar to the U.S. Marines rifleman’s creed.
“This is my sushi!
There are many like it, but this one is mine!
My sushi is my best freind!
It is my life!
I must master it as I must master my life!
Without me, my sushi is useless!
Without my sushi, I am useless!
I must prepare my sushi true!
I must prepare it better than my competition who is trying to put me out of business!
I will!
Before God, I swear this creed!
I will feed my customers my sushi until there is no more hunger, but full bellys!
Amen!”
…LOOK AT HIS FACE, THE POOR BASTARD!!…THE DAMN POOR BASTARD!!!…
…!!!…
…???…
…Oohhh…I should have said “gasmasks!’…maybe next time…
Good morning. I’m from the Gas Company. We’ve had reports of a leak in this vicinity.
Oh, I thought you were the man come to read the poet.
…in honor of you two we’ll not shower for a year…
Thanks for the warning. I was about to put my gas mask back in storage.
…got that right!…
Some particularly mean workmates say I look good in my gasmask…
Su su SUshi Oh!
Right – off to Appalling Phil Collins Impersonation Hell with you.
PLEASE send the real Phil Collins there too!
…and bring some beer with that sushi while you’re at it.
On the whole, I’d prefer to be in Dreadful Pun Hell.
Abomination! Horrendous earworm! Foul troll. I challenge you to listen to my link.
LOL! You have to be an Aussie with a warped mind to find as many funnies in that song as I did!
* sings- Sneaky Snake likes root beer….* Ha Ha Ha!
Does the root beer (that’s sarsparilla, isn’t it?) make Sneaky Snake drunk? Is that why he goes dancing afterwards?
I was combining the “snake” theme with that local meaning of “root”; as if you didn’t know …….
I’d try to win a war if my friend’s names were Chopsticks and Soya Sauce, too
Shouldn’t that be Soy sauce or is Soya sauce the Vegetarian Option
ah yes righty-o old chap, sushi won the war, what with rationing, the blitz spirit, stiff upper lip and all that, carry on then, undoubtedly.
I didn’t hear about a bait war.
When was it, and why did the tuna win?
Were they tastier than nightcrawlers?
Now that San-X series about the sushi that has a family, makes sense to me now. They must be making fun of this type of nonsense.
Why can’t I add this one to my favorites?
The food fight, obviously!
got to love that sushi!
Sushi won the war?