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Stick the burst destructor to closetool with spong glue and add some powder, they will be scared for burst when the open it.
WARNING Choking Hazard – Small parts, Not for children under 3 years.
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*choke* D: stupid small parts
Wish I knew what this is for…
You attach it to a closestool, which, we learned some months ago on this very site, is a kind of toilet. So the idea is you stick this in, and when someone opens the toilet, BOOM!! Sounds to me like a good way to induce cardiac arrest…
stool bursting forth after scared…
funny.
wouldn’t that create a mess ouside the toilet seat, for the weak of us?
The larger characters on the bottom say “toilet explosion device”. I’m not sure we can blame the weirdness solely on Engrish, it’s still bizarre in the original Chinese!
An April Fools gag, perhaps?
Closestool encounters
Great link! Looks like just the thing for bustin’ a cap in someone’s ass!
…and then they take that ass to a restaurant menu,
…and the restaurant is for l’idiot’s who let that happen to them.
…where you can order “Meat blown out”
You’re on a (tuna) roll with the food refs!
Oh no, the refs called a fowl.
does a fring bird that sleeps by day count as a fowl?
Only if it’s together with herpes.
that’s fowl play.
So is playing with young ass meat.
Latest product from a laxative manufacturer. Very effective, but not to be used internally!!
I want a burst destructor!
I don’t want my destructor burst – I want it intact so that I may continue to, er, destruct with it.
I don’t trust those bursts, though… they look a little shifty.. and they scare on sight, too.
And I don’t want my burst destructed! It’s so frustrating when THAT happens…
Especially if you’ve run out of spong glue.
If burst destructed, spong glue never come. Me neither.
It’s the reference to “spong glue” which scares me. Sounds suspiciously biologically male in origin.
My thoughts exactly…
If you put spong glue on your spong instead of lube, it will stick with it until everybody’s done.
Did anyone google “spong”? All kinds of material there!
I’d be scared too if my closestool was destructed!
sounds like some type of thing for a prank.
I can read Chinese and I can see the Chinese description is just as “Engrish” as the English version.
With a flawed original version, you can’t expect anything good.
Oh, not spong glue! Do you people have any idea how many poor little spongs die to make enough glue just to stick a single burst destructor to a closestool? It’s inhumane! The poor little baby spongs… boycott any product that uses spong glue!
Chinese exploding toilets!!!
Spong glue is for repairing SpongBob after this thing blows him up!
They will be scared for burst xD
O summon Gozer, the Destructor!
Careful! Don’t let the streams cross!
In Red China, Closestool destruct YOU!
Burst Destructor sounds like some sort of special move or something.
no exploding toilets!