Comments on: Get ripped with God http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:19:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: protection asset http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-109853 Mon, 02 Aug 2010 22:45:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-109853 a Jesus body? who put this one up?

]]> By: mewgirl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-74962 Fri, 01 Jan 2010 21:53:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-74962 i was reading tos dar commints and hotchoc came out of my nose IT BURNS RIKE F**K

]]> By: passerby http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-26451 Sun, 05 Apr 2009 02:52:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-26451 Yes, you will.
At last!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-26447 Sun, 05 Apr 2009 02:25:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-26447 Prease extinguish arr cigalettes whire the Engrish is randing.

]]> By: heckthecat http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-26416 Sat, 04 Apr 2009 21:44:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-26416 *COUGH*… *GACK*…. for the record, never read comments while smoking, it does bad things. I hate you all now.

]]> By: Un Onymous http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-26388 Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:35:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-26388 Corpus Christi. Amen to that

]]> By: Moses http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25923 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:20:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25923 I guess we don’t need to physically pray anymore… it comes in tablets now!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25844 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:00:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25844 So, what do these pills actually *do*? Do they make you look like Jesus? Suddenly you grow long hair and a beard, and get these funny marks on your hands and feet, and go around making pigs run into lakes, and chucking a wobbly in the nearest market? I’m thinking something analogous to Kenny Everett’s “Become a Bee Gee” pills. Without the vibrato, obviously.

]]> By: addidesu http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25795 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:43:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25795 i JUST saw this in a pharmacy in Japan yesterday…so happy someone took a picture of it because they wouldn’t let me :(

]]> By: dr_handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25789 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:11:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25789 Well, RavenclawGal pinged it – Jesus was hung, apparently.

]]> By: griffinlady http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25772 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:37:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25772 Transliteration WIN!
Yatta!

]]> By: puppatoons http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25689 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:03:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25689 It’s hole-y!

]]> By: RavenclawGal http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25688 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:53:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25688 Jesus was hung? cool!

]]> By: dr_handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25679 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:30:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25679 You will find out when next you are sent there. How did you get out again?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25666 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:21:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25666 Would the revolving door replace the devolving roar?

]]> By: Smith http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25664 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:12:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25664 Jiizasu Bodi desu ne…

]]> By: emily http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25659 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:35:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25659 Ripped like Jesus?

]]> By: Kashmir http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25658 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:58:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25658 I thought it was a condom wrapper.

]]> By: MRNot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25657 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:11:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25657 WIN!

]]> By: ethana2 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25654 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:41:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25654 “I can lay it down because I am correct.”

I am so going to use that phrase now.

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25651 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:56:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25651 Yes, but also 12 disciples! Might be worth it.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25628 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:39:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25628 There was probably more than enough to go around. If we can believe all the keepers of religious relics, the holy foreskin alone must have weighed several kilograms. Jesus must have been BIG!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25627 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:31:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25627 Fairy nuff.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25625 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:09:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25625 I am a little messenger fairy of Dreadful Pun Hell, so I am allowed to come and go as I please. Frankly, though, we’re thinking of installing a revolving door.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25624 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:08:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25624 Jesus did apparently encourage his mates to eat of his body – I don’t grok that.

]]> By: Make money ebooks http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25623 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 08:56:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25623 Where do I get me some?

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25617 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 08:26:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25617 This reminds me of Hannibal Lecter, wearing human skin an all…

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25616 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 08:25:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25616 but keep it a secret from others, OK?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25612 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:48:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25612 And you think MY puns are bad! Jeeeeeeez!

]]> By: Cowpie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25611 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:03:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25611 Does this mean I get souper powers??

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25604 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:44:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25604 Not suitable for women- unless you want to end up with a beard and a penis!

]]> By: dr_handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25596 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 03:42:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25596 Yes – the racists in that racist park have got it infrathem.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25587 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:37:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25587 Ultrasome? Does that mean Infraothers?

]]> By: dr_handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25573 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:55:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25573 I prefer to ingest my cinnamon on top of buns and doughnuts, thank you. Of course, this approach my actually *induce* type II diabetes if you take 180 of them, so I cannot recommend it to anyone who is having difficulty in regulating their blood sugar levels…

]]> By: Owen http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25572 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:13:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25572 This stuff is apparently some sort of cinnamon extract that cures diabetes, helps you lose weight, and probably saves Tokyo from giant robots. Who knew that Jesus was a naturopath? I guess it explains the miraculous healings…

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25571 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:02:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25571 And not even a whole loaf or fish – you get only a few of those and have to share it with the rest of the 5,000. Ripoff.

]]> By: insane http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25570 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:36:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25570 OMG!!

]]> By: Buzzy Whitlow http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25569 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:25:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25569 Loaves and fishes diet?!?! ROTFLMAO!! Where can I get some of this stuff!!

]]> By: Czernobog http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25568 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:21:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25568 Also, indeed you are, sir, indeed you are. (We all know this idiot is male, right? Normally I hate it when guys act like women are all pure and holy, but goddamn, only men are ever this stupid.)

]]> By: Czernobog http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25567 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:18:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25567 +1

]]> By: Czernobog http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25566 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:18:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25566 -1

]]> By: dr_handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25561 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:15:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25561 It’s one of those stupid diet scams – all you are allowed to eat is loaves and fishes.

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25558 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:37:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25558 That was my initial impression, also.

]]> By: 214 534 2409 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25554 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:04:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25554 stupid

]]> By: cest http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25552 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:21:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25552 Outstanding!!!

]]> By: DeutscheElfie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25549 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:47:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25549 mmm…want me some of that!

]]> By: Daughter http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25548 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:42:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25548 [blank stare]

]]> By: Much Glory Hopeful http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25547 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:07:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25547 Do not hung on cross, we have apparatus in the supermarket for that.
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: someone http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25546 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:43:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25546 Is this before or after they hung him on the cross?

]]> By: shin0bi272 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/comment-page-1/#comment-25545 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:32:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7138#comment-25545 Gives new meaning to the phrase “give your life to god”

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