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Jesus Body
New discovery to be kept secret from others. This discovery is a secret. I can lay it down because I am correct. We will not make you sorry. Please to have the real thing. I really longed for this.
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I wish I had Jesus Body and Chuck Norris religion!
but keep it a secret from others, OK?
180 tablets is much more complicated than in Moses’ day, when 2 tablets was sufficient.
creepily erotic.
That was my initial impression, also.
I thought it was a condom wrapper.
Gives new meaning to ‘The body of Christ’
Corpus Christi. Amen to that
Gives new meaning to the phrase “give your life to god”
Is this before or after they hung him on the cross?
Do not hung on cross, we have apparatus in the supermarket for that.
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Outstanding!!!
Jesus was hung? cool!
[blank stare]
mmm…want me some of that!
Not suitable for women- unless you want to end up with a beard and a penis!
Yes, but also 12 disciples! Might be worth it.
stupid
-1
Also, indeed you are, sir, indeed you are. (We all know this idiot is male, right? Normally I hate it when guys act like women are all pure and holy, but goddamn, only men are ever this stupid.)
It’s one of those stupid diet scams – all you are allowed to eat is loaves and fishes.
+1
And not even a whole loaf or fish – you get only a few of those and have to share it with the rest of the 5,000. Ripoff.
Loaves and fishes diet?!?! ROTFLMAO!! Where can I get some of this stuff!!
OMG!!
This stuff is apparently some sort of cinnamon extract that cures diabetes, helps you lose weight, and probably saves Tokyo from giant robots. Who knew that Jesus was a naturopath? I guess it explains the miraculous healings…
I prefer to ingest my cinnamon on top of buns and doughnuts, thank you. Of course, this approach my actually *induce* type II diabetes if you take 180 of them, so I cannot recommend it to anyone who is having difficulty in regulating their blood sugar levels…
Ultrasome? Does that mean Infraothers?
Yes – the racists in that racist park have got it infrathem.
And you think MY puns are bad! Jeeeeeeez!
I am a little messenger fairy of Dreadful Pun Hell, so I am allowed to come and go as I please. Frankly, though, we’re thinking of installing a revolving door.
Fairy nuff.
Would the revolving door replace the devolving roar?
You will find out when next you are sent there. How did you get out again?
Does this mean I get souper powers??
Yes, you will.
At last!
This reminds me of Hannibal Lecter, wearing human skin an all…
Jesus did apparently encourage his mates to eat of his body – I don’t grok that.
There was probably more than enough to go around. If we can believe all the keepers of religious relics, the holy foreskin alone must have weighed several kilograms. Jesus must have been BIG!
Well, RavenclawGal pinged it – Jesus was hung, apparently.
Where do I get me some?
“I can lay it down because I am correct.”
I am so going to use that phrase now.
WIN!
Ripped like Jesus?
Jiizasu Bodi desu ne…
Transliteration WIN!
Yatta!
It’s hole-y!
i JUST saw this in a pharmacy in Japan yesterday…so happy someone took a picture of it because they wouldn’t let me
So, what do these pills actually *do*? Do they make you look like Jesus? Suddenly you grow long hair and a beard, and get these funny marks on your hands and feet, and go around making pigs run into lakes, and chucking a wobbly in the nearest market? I’m thinking something analogous to Kenny Everett’s “Become a Bee Gee” pills. Without the vibrato, obviously.
I guess we don’t need to physically pray anymore… it comes in tablets now!
*COUGH*… *GACK*…. for the record, never read comments while smoking, it does bad things. I hate you all now.
Prease extinguish arr cigalettes whire the Engrish is randing.
i was reading tos dar commints and hotchoc came out of my nose IT BURNS RIKE F**K
a Jesus body? who put this one up?