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So, I have to take a dump in that little hole there?
lol… no flash only hahaha
Eww.
That could get nasty.
Better leave your numerical code at home!
Ironically, this photo appears to have been taken with a Flash!
if it’s yellow let it mellow…
But if it’s brown, flush it down.
If it’s green, nuke it clean.
If it’s blue, you’re sniffin’ glue
If it’s red, you’ll soon be dead.
If it’s violet, better dial it. (The numerical code).
OMG, anyone with a decent rhyme with “orange” can complete the set!
Be ready to meet your maker, cause here comes the c-c-c-c-combo breaker.
“Oranges poranges, who said
There aint no rhyme for oranges?” OMG does anyone else remember Witchypoo singing that? HALP!
If it’s orange, you broke the door hinge.
You win the set! That rhyme obvy needs an American accent.
If it’s droll, not troll. Um, maybe I should get a life.
If it’s orange, call a doctor. O.o
What about “purple”? (Yes, I know violet is purple, but can anyone use the actual word in a rhyme? Come to think of it, what about “silver”?)
If it’s silver, send for Wilbur? OMG that’s desperate! And you forgot pink- I was ignoring it because the “stink” rhyme is too obvious. But purple… Circle?……
Here’s one for the Discworld fans: If it’s octarine, a Wizard’s been.
RinceWINd!
WIN!
I don’t think they want you to take pictures of the toilet…
There’s a brown film on the water……
and a murky submarine afloating
…unless they’re from ratemypoo.com. Don’t ask my how I know about that site; I’m still trying to forget.
Hahahahah! *Bookmark*
Yeah bookmarks that so you can spend the evening rating other peoples poo… You can do it together with your girlfriend, or the kids maybe. Nice! Also show it to everyone at work and be sure to point out which is yours. Have a nice meal.
Oh grud – tell me you didn’t actually visit that site, and you only typed that in order to horrificate me.
@ dr handle: Yes, I did- but yes, I did! I’ll check out anything; the whole idea of a site like that is a hoot, but going back for more? Nah!
@ disco: Sounds like you’re being serious! Chill out- there’s a whole lot worse going on in the interwebs.
You can’t flush it, but you can’t take a picture of it either…”Dude, it was HUGE! No, seriously…look, if you don’t believe me, go look for yourself.”
But….look at the reflection, the guy who took this picture flushed.
Well, of course you don’t flush cameras! Everyone knows that.
HAHAHAA Double FAILURE! You can see from the light reflected off the sign that these guys clearly had their flash on! Wait, that would be a totoal WIN
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O wait. I fail. YU guys alreadie said tat. My bad.
I lyke pie.
Don’t flush it then.
I speak and read Japanese. it doesn’t actually say no flush. it says flash
That’s what I figured…
How would they write flush though? I think both would be written the same way, so this is an easy mistranslation.
Well, we do have water restrictions across a lot of the Australian mainland at the moment, so I suppose that this could be the next step in getting people to use less water: don’t flush, vapourise it with your nuclear(1)-powered camera.
(1) for the Merkins out there, this is how we say ‘nuculurr’ in our dialect) *giggles and runs away*
do not flush until you take a picture of it.
For the good of the order—the Lord’s name should be capitalized….Thanks.
Name? That depends on which god you’re talking about. Also which order (Order?)
Yes, please specify which lord you had in mind – Sidious? Vader? Celeborn? Vigo? Aslan? High Executioner? Muck? Screaming Lord Such? Damn, there are so many of the damned things, you have to beat them off with a stick sometimes, perhaps we should be putting baits down..
Vetinari, don’t forget Lord Vetinari! Or he might do The Thing With The Eyebrow.
take a picture of it for your records…
FAIL — Records are music.
Not necessarily…they can also be important documents.
Wow! That comment proves you really are disco!
The flush hurted my eye!
so… this sign is telling us not to take pictures of our crap?
fail
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stinky camera.