Unirate Only
(Make water p*ss only)
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Well, THAT was a piss-poor comment!
is a unirate a 3, 4, or 5?
self correction: i guess i can only be a number-1.
Lolz second :3 But probably not :O
Nvm lolz
Apparently, you are being requested to produce urine at a very precise, singular rate of flow, which is the only meaning I can come up with for, “unirate.” For old fogeys like me, that is a nearly impossible request!
You need a Birate then.
At my age, I’m happy with any rate greater than zero! Ah, the joys of the prostate in middle age…
Water can piss?
And how would you make it do so?
FIRST!!111!1!!1!!!!1
My Grandfather was a Coast Guard Captain, who as a young ensign at the end of WWII inspected the German Navy training ship that the USCG got as a war prize. He said some of the heads had a similar sign, “shizen es verbotton”(or something like that , would be spelled better If I knew any German.)
You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled Engrish…
I had a friend in high school who visited France and was utterly unacquianted with the concept of a bidet, and it was toilet-like enough that when he encountered it, he … did not “make water piss only.” Much to his embarrassment; needless to say, he never did that again. This sign may be for people like him.
That may be, but a bidet is a popular item ti use with water sports.
Don’t ask why I know that.
How do you make water piss??
How do you make water diss??
Maybe it says “Make water piss only in the toilet” since I cant the last parenthesis.
cant see*
How do you make water kiss??
I chi tieu not!
WIN
Hmmmm, that raises an interesting question – can you be sent to Dreadful Pun Hell for punning in someone else’s language?
Only as a foreign exchange student.
Of course to be making a civilised unirating.
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x)
Okay, but better not make water miss or you clean up!
Beware ass piss. Piss from ass. Beware.
I have two questions: 1) is that a silhouette of a Canadian Mountie there, and 2) has he turned blue because he’s cold?
Something about the hair (?) at the back of the hat made me wonder if it was supposed to be a woman.
A really cold female Mountie with her head on backwards?
This is actually the logo of the Washington-Baltimore Alliance, a crossdresser support group in Maryland. That logo has been in use by the WBA for quite a few years.
Jenna
Former VP, WBA
Oh darn… mine only comes in lego form, not water….
Chi tea makes me do that, too.
Now THAT was bad. Seriously. Bad.
Why didn’t they just google it?
DUH! If they did EngrishFunny would go out of buisness and I may actually get to bed at a decent time rather than sitting her commenting on the unirate water piss! Silly me!
Uni-rate or un-irate?
urination is the proper term.