With bamboo’s fragrance, send you a special souvenir from panda’s poo-poo
Engrish photo by Siaolan
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First..
Gah. I usually leave these alone but haven’t had enough sleep or caffeine:
‘First’ on its own is NEVER an actual comment.
Comprehension of _comment_ function FAIL.
*sulks off for more coffee*
Same old, same old.
I wonder when you people will get a life.
You do realize that for every firster, there’s an equally lifeless troll to say that firsts are bad and to get a life? I find the whole thing humerous personally, just the paradox of it.
… it reminds you of the bone of your upper arm?
You are misusing the word “troll.” A troll is not someone whom one expects to be somewhere or react in a certain way. A troll is someone who trolls (think fishing) for reactions by posting something inflammatory. There are those who post “first” because they legitimately think it’s cool. They’re not trolls; they’re just morons. There are those who post “first” because they want to see people react in a negative way. They are trolls. Those who react might be called “troll feeders,” but not trolls.
Why does it matter if someone says and is first anyway? Are they winning a trophy or something?… or is it the people that b*tch out those people that say first that are jealous of them actually being first……. i dunno. I want a trophy
You win a trophy- made of genuine panda poo-poo.
‘Bamboo fragrance’, eh?
How do they send it? Does the panda personally come over and ‘deliver’ it?
Finally, the Panda is back!
Does anyone want to try to translate from Engrish to English?
‘Cause I’m kinda scared. ;.;
I have a bad feeling that it means exactly what it sounds like. Souvenir Panda Poops.
Does bamboo have a fragrance?
Yes – apparently, it smells like panda poop.
It’ s true.
Just search for GHPD. It’s a product made of high temperature sanitized panda poops.
Yes, it’s ture.
who wouldnt want panda poop
I almost spit out my drink reading the comments here–but then the sign had that same reaction with me. lol
Yup, the Chinese says the same.
At least nobody is suggesting you rub it on your face, unlike the nightingale droppings (UV sterilised, according to the info, although how you can UV sterilise anything beyond its surface is, well, beyond me) that constitute a “precious ingredient” of a Japanese facial. Eeek! (Or should that be “Tweeet!”?)
One of the details I retained – after several years; it rather made an impression – from Memoirs of a Geisha is that at least one of the female characters used some type of precious face cream with bird crap as an ingredient. That was supposed to be some decades ago; I didn’t know they still did that.
I supposed if it were dried and pulverized it might be possible for UV sterilization, but you still won’t get me putting it on my face. Plus, they’ll tell you it’s nightingales, but I bet it’s just pigeons or some other bird with indescriminate dietary habits.
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And then there’s that coffee made of beans that were first eaten, then poo’d by some animal before being brewed: expensive and nothing I’ll ever knowingly ingest. Google “kopi luwak coffee” if you are curious.
I wonder what billboards like these are actually intended to mean.
What could this possibly mean other than “Bamboo’s fragrance smells like panda crap”?
eeeeeeewwwwww…..That would be one *unique* gift.
Not to EAT, silly – you use them as swizzle sticks.
I don’t want gift from panda’s poo-poo.
Umm, I don’t care how rare pandas are…if I wanted a souvenir of panda “poo-poo” I’d just take a picture! Jeyz!
I do wonder how in the world they came up with “poo-poo”…I just can’t fathom it
Title = Win
Do any of you know where the title comes from?
Exactly what it sounds like- the translation isn’t exactly wrong, but whoever came up with the idea of selling sterilized scented panda poo needs to have their head checked. This should go in Failblog too.
oh my. the chinese says the same.
panda poo with fragrance of bamboo.
What the hell do you think that happens with the bamboo once inside the panda???… Well, it will turn into lovely & “fragrant” panda sub-products!!!!
china has the strangest ideas about gifts!
I’m not sure panda’s poo-poo would make a good fragrance…