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eraser is not food – there is fear of suffocation – if eat or swallow erasers by mistake – since there is fear of swallow please don’t put erasers where children under 6 years can get – please don’t keep erasers with others for a long time because eraser stick to others
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Stickin together is what good erasers do.
That’s how my younger sister died.
Eating an eraser…
realy ? that would be terrible T_T
Addressed the Protector!
I’m glad they put “No Eat!” under the graphic, as otherwise I would have thought it meant “No PacMan.”
I thought the same thing, actually.
Though in Pac-Man Junior, he eats bikes. That’s gotta be worse than erasers.
That graphic of a kid eating an eraser is too cute!
Engrish Fail!
I’m pretty sure that, although the grammar is bad, that is not the cause of the funniness.
The label says what it means. Do not ingest. Simple as that. If American erasers had labels, I’m sure they’d say the same thing, albeit with better grammar.
Than please tell me what “please don’t keep erasers with others for a long time because eraser stick to others” is supposed to mean.
That the erasers will stick together if you leave them together for too long. Presumably melted
And that’s how baby erasers are made.
“Since there is fear of swallow…” “There is fear of suffocation if swallow erasers by mistake.” ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC Engrish!!! As if there is someone who doesn’t fear suffocation, or if swallowing erasers intentionally was just fine, or if a swallow (or even swallowing) were something to be feared! Sorry if you didn’t find this funny. I found it hilarious!
chain chomps prohibited
No, I don’t want the eraser to stick to me!
the eraser will stick to you no matter what,… and it’ll be your lifelong companion
there is no way you can ever get rid of that eraser… unless you get near anyone else, so it’ll stick to any other person
The Companion Eraser will never threaten to stab you, and, in fact, cannot speak.
In the event that the Companion Eraser does speak, the Aperture Science Engrish Center urges you to disregard its advice.
Comment WIN
Portal WIN. That comment even made my husband LOL
If eraser speak to you, go to mind break hospital. Find machine that sparks head brain and place brain into it. Make eraser get brain spark too, so he shut up his face and his all the time talking!
“Please don’t keep erasers with others for a long time because eraser stick to others.”..makes more sense if u change erasers = girls. damn *sniff*
wy is that kid crying when the eraser hasn’t even been lodged in his throat :0 (much less the mouth)
He’s depressed and he mistook his eraser for a Paxil. (They’re both the same color.)
why is that kid crying when the eraser hasn’t even been lodged in his throat :0 (much less the mouth)
sorry double post
Sometimes I repeat myself, too. Sometimes I repeat myself, too.
… Who can accidentally eat an eraser…?
I gather you have no children. Those of us who are parents are well aware of the incredible range of human behavior that children can perform by accident…
do the erasers get so horny after while they have sex?
thats the sticking part.
Children under 6 can’t use a rubber?! What’s next?!
Damn! They’ll have to keep eating crayons.
Children under 6 shouldn’t be having sex anyway.
Guess they’ll have to play Mums and Dads ’till they are 18…
…or do the erasers stick to other erasers? Is this a warning that erasers are racist? Or possibly erasist? Is this a sales booth set up in the racist park? Would this make more sense if I took my meds?
Just chew on your pencil and eraser.
If they put you in a rubber room, I hope the walls are friendly!
Sometimes your puns are so dreadful, I just want to rub you out.
Ahh, there’s the rub.
No, not there; a bit to the left. AAAHH! That’s it!
Are these the lead free erasers on the pencils with lead free paint? Pencils were great to chew on because the fragrant cedar was so good with the sweet lead paint. I didn’t chew the erasers. I liked the burning smell I got while correcting writing papers. Lead numbed the brain and made school pass much more quickly. Lead poisoning explains the existence of government class, sentence diagramming, and dodge ball.
‘Specially dodge ball.
“Please do not feed your Pac-man erasers. You will make him cry.”
or
“Do not eat erasers that look like cheese wedges”
….
That was all I got from it.
My sister used to collect novelty erasers. Erasers that looked and smelled like fruit and candy were prevalent in the collection. The label makes perfect sense. Sure the grammar is rough, but I’m sure your Japanese grammar could use some help.
Please leave my Japanese Gramma out of it. She’s old … she can eat whatever she wants.
PS: To the protector mentioned above, did you read “Read Certainly.” ?
If you don’t want people to eat erasers, a good way to do that is to not make them look and smell like food.
Understandable but highly amusing I find this.
My eraser never stuck to another one O_o
My eraser here on the desk has a little paper sleeve wrapper to cover it decently and prevent it from sticking to others. Very modest.
It just looks modest. Looks may be deceiving …
My desk eraser is a real braggart. Says he can obliterate anything.
Show him a spill of india ink, and see what he can do.
His numerical code flushes India!
Obviously they don’t have kids or they would have mentioned that “there is fear of eraser getting stuck in ear if eraser accidentally gets stuck in ear”. And nose. Yes, definitely fear of eraser in nose. Gotta love kids!
But honestly, this is a Japanese eraser. And sometimes its really hard to tell that they are no food. XD Especially when they look like a candy. O_O;
d not eat this crap!