Comments on: When it absolutely, positively has to be between your thighs

By: protection asset

protection asset — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:17:56 +0000

i don’t even get it.

By: hey

hey — Wed, 19 May 2010 20:10:04 +0000

DELETE THIS PICTURE !!!!!!! IT’S NOT A JOKE THAT’S MY FATHER’VAN, THAT’S NOT FUNNY

By: hey

hey — Wed, 19 May 2010 20:09:20 +0000

DELETE THIS PICTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: hey

hey — Wed, 19 May 2010 20:06:21 +0000

you have no right to put this pic, it’s my father’s company name !!!! Delete it

Geneva

By: Starfish

Starfish — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:48:14 +0000

In response to other comments…

I am eighteen, have been through the school system in Britain and was never taught the word…. or any other for that matter….even though I’ve had “sex ed” twice an academic year since I was eleven….

(I did drop biology at 16, though…. would that have made a difference, do you think?)

Maybe the UK is lacking in sex education….

By: Francisco

Francisco — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:50:04 +0000

The quickiest & funniest ride of your life!!!

By: Bejeezus

Bejeezus — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:06:14 +0000

I like the sound of this

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:03:18 +0000

Yes!! You are!!

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:54:38 +0000

I don’t want them on the clock I want them round my ……. Errr. Thank you!! I think I’ll back out of this conversation now

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:52:37 +0000

HURH HURH HURH He said genitalia

Shut up Beavis. You’re an asswipe and you mom’s a slut

**Vila Retreats from this section as it has just been proved yet again that he is indeed a Geek**

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:50:42 +0000

Yes, we had a girl like that in my class at school – fair dinkum, when she dies they’ll have to bury her in a Y-shaped coffin.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:37:18 +0000

Err… Excuse me is this Engrish or Biology?? I think I must have come through the wrong door. I’ll try again.

**opens other door and walks straight into broom cupboard**

By: rachel

rachel — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:11:45 +0000

“When it absolutely, positvely has to be between your thighs”

I hope i am not the only person who noticed the subtle (unintentional?) Jackie Brown refrence.

By: AdamBast

AdamBast — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:17:16 +0000

“Lab*a express”
->
That “i” really needed to be starred out…

By: Franky

Franky — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 11:35:19 +0000

where this picture was taken?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 06:39:08 +0000

Srsly, you’re in Yr 10 and had NFI? Hell’s bells. Are you going to a catholic school or something?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:28:03 +0000

Oh dear, so ’tis. Pathetic, really. I can only imagine that when we try to reclaim the c-word, the server will melt down.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:26:46 +0000

What about the ancient Greeks and their wandering uterus theory? (Wish mine would bugger off and not come home…)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:21:17 +0000

Funny, I never thought of my upper lip as superfluous…

By: EtymologicalDisaster

EtymologicalDisaster — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:06:53 +0000

Even “Lips Express” is still a fairly ridiculous company name….

By: Rontu

Rontu — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:37:16 +0000

See, this is why education is important. You won’t get the joke, and everyone will be laughing but you. And soon, everyone will be laughing *at* you.

By: m

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:02:02 +0000

I find it worth noting that the caption under the picture has labia written “Lab*a” as though it’s a dirty word. Come on People! Anatomical terms are not dirty!! Funny, yes. Shameful and taboo, no!

By: Goldenthrush

Goldenthrush — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:07:31 +0000

O.o; Sex ed takes a holiday.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:07:10 +0000

After all that work, a bloke could only say: Fair suck of the sav!

By: doog hat jon

doog hat jon — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:03:39 +0000

loose lips sink ships!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:59:10 +0000

Take note that these labia are on the clock. They’ll cost ya!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:53:22 +0000

If you check the legals (below) you will probably find that you are to young to be here. However, it sounds like whoever is teaching you is doing a bad job, and you just might learn a few things here!

By: Meg-Meg

Meg-Meg — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:06:28 +0000

I’m only in Y10 DAMMIT! I STILL HAVE A YEAR AND A HALF TILL I LEAVE!!!

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:24:39 +0000

I was trying to find the ShamWow site.

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:23:11 +0000

Check the caption right under the picture…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:38:20 +0000

He got lost while trying to do the breast stroke.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:34:06 +0000

You reminded me of the Country song: “It’s hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long” (yes, it’s a real song!)

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:04:00 +0000

Labia express! If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need Fedex!

By: katirrac

katirrac — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:26:13 +0000

Doh. I screwed up. I dropped Latin to take Spanish. :facepalm:

The facial lips are Labia superfluos entafada (upper lip) Labium inferius (lower lip).

By: katirrac

katirrac — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:22:20 +0000

And let’s not forget labia fascia, for those who were distracted by the other two sets.

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:34:42 +0000

Er, it’s censored somewhere? Have I missed something? It’s showing up on my screen, gloriously intact, without a problem. Did something ludicrously prudish happen whilst we in the Antipodes slept last night?

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:32:21 +0000

Taking 24 hours to “arrive”? Now that’s foreplay!

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:29:38 +0000

“We obviously havn’t been taught that yet! ”
Yet? Errr… when do you expect this info to hit your town?

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:26:41 +0000

My lips are sealed.

By: alleee

alleee — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:33:53 +0000

What ignorant sod made the word LABIA something to censor?

By: Kannibal Doktor

Kannibal Doktor — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:03:27 +0000

i tried up looking labia up in my college med books and only found teeth. :l
when you’re german speaker you waste no time reading comments.

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:47:05 +0000

Isn’t it Latin? How offensive can it be if it’s in a *dead language*?!?

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:33:18 +0000

Labia, daughter of Muriel, proprietor of the Pink Pantheon nightclub in the city of Chlamydia – she was rescued by Hercules when she started drowning whilst practising for a wet t-shirt contest, which prompted Muriel to ask “What’s that man doing with his hands on my Labia?”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:51:54 +0000

Sorry. I assumed that in most of the developed world, people had classes in this sort of thing, whatever they were called. My bad!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:49:53 +0000

“Labia” is Latin for “lips.” In human physiology, it is usually used to denote the structure of female genitalia, including the outer lips (labia majora) and the inner lips (labia minora). (For those of you who missed that health class…)

By: Elfinugget

Elfinugget — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:40:38 +0000

I’d like to ride on this one….

By: LouZha

LouZha — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:53:02 +0000

Ehm … YES – positvely duplicated posting

By: Munior

Munior — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:24:45 +0000

Ehm YES – positvely

By: Munior

Munior — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:24:00 +0000

Ehm … YES – positvely

By: Munior

Munior — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:23:08 +0000

No – positvely!
So they try to bring some REAL Engrish here…