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Yo, internet, stop taking pictures of my van.
it’s for when you want a ‘quickie’.
I’m not going to attempt to touch that …
I don’t get it…
I gather you cut class a lot during high-school health.
I never heard the term…
Um actually it’s more like a thing than a term.
“Labia” is Latin for “lips.” In human physiology, it is usually used to denote the structure of female genitalia, including the outer lips (labia majora) and the inner lips (labia minora). (For those of you who missed that health class…)
And let’s not forget labia fascia, for those who were distracted by the other two sets.
Doh. I screwed up. I dropped Latin to take Spanish. :facepalm:
The facial lips are Labia superfluos entafada (upper lip) Labium inferius (lower lip).
Even “Lips Express” is still a fairly ridiculous company name….
Funny, I never thought of my upper lip as superfluous…
Err… Excuse me is this Engrish or Biology?? I think I must have come through the wrong door. I’ll try again.
**opens other door and walks straight into broom cupboard**
HURH HURH HURH He said genitalia
Shut up Beavis. You’re an asswipe and you mom’s a slut
**Vila Retreats from this section as it has just been proved yet again that he is indeed a Geek**
Take note that these labia are on the clock. They’ll cost ya!
I don’t want them on the clock I want them round my ……. Errr. Thank you!! I think I’ll back out of this conversation now
I never went to “high school” or took “health”. I’m not american! We obviously havn’t been taught that yet! JEEZ!
Sorry. I assumed that in most of the developed world, people had classes in this sort of thing, whatever they were called. My bad!
I’m only in Y10 DAMMIT! I STILL HAVE A YEAR AND A HALF TILL I LEAVE!!!
If you check the legals (below) you will probably find that you are to young to be here. However, it sounds like whoever is teaching you is doing a bad job, and you just might learn a few things here!
Srsly, you’re in Yr 10 and had NFI? Hell’s bells. Are you going to a catholic school or something?
“We obviously havn’t been taught that yet! ”
Yet? Errr… when do you expect this info to hit your town?
O.o; Sex ed takes a holiday.
See, this is why education is important. You won’t get the joke, and everyone will be laughing but you. And soon, everyone will be laughing *at* you.
Did I say “labia”?
“For when you want satisfaction fast.” I just wonder whose satisfaction – his or hers?
I don’t know…. Do they deliver within 24 hours? If so, can that still be considered “fast”?
Taking 24 hours to “arrive”? Now that’s foreplay!
After all that work, a bloke could only say: Fair suck of the sav!
So it’s OK to post a photo with the word “LABIA” clearly spelled out, but you can’t write the word “labia” in the caption without having to censor a letter? It’s an anatomical term, for goodness’ sake.
I blame those people who think everything is bad and we need change, if something isn’t broken, don’t fix it, and if something needs fixing make sure you don’t break anything else fixing it.
I can’t type “CHUCK NORRIS” on this one game because “KNOR” is a bad word somehow… There is a radio station with that name… hmm…
Isn’t it Latin? How offensive can it be if it’s in a *dead language*?!?
I was trying to find the ShamWow site.
Positvely?
No – positvely!
So they try to bring some REAL Engrish here…
Ehm YES – positvely
Ehm … YES – positvely
Ehm … YES – positvely duplicated posting
I’d like to ride on this one….
Labia, daughter of Muriel, proprietor of the Pink Pantheon nightclub in the city of Chlamydia – she was rescued by Hercules when she started drowning whilst practising for a wet t-shirt contest, which prompted Muriel to ask “What’s that man doing with his hands on my Labia?”
He got lost while trying to do the breast stroke.
i tried up looking labia up in my college med books and only found teeth. :l
when you’re german speaker you waste no time reading comments.
You reminded me of the Country song: “It’s hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long” (yes, it’s a real song!)
What about the ancient Greeks and their wandering uterus theory? (Wish mine would bugger off and not come home…)
What ignorant sod made the word LABIA something to censor?
My lips are sealed.
Er, it’s censored somewhere? Have I missed something? It’s showing up on my screen, gloriously intact, without a problem. Did something ludicrously prudish happen whilst we in the Antipodes slept last night?
Check the caption right under the picture…
Oh dear, so ’tis. Pathetic, really. I can only imagine that when we try to reclaim the c-word, the server will melt down.
Labia express! If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need Fedex!
loose lips sink ships!
Yes, we had a girl like that in my class at school – fair dinkum, when she dies they’ll have to bury her in a Y-shaped coffin.
I find it worth noting that the caption under the picture has labia written “Lab*a” as though it’s a dirty word. Come on People! Anatomical terms are not dirty!! Funny, yes. Shameful and taboo, no!
where this picture was taken?
“Lab*a express”
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That “i” really needed to be starred out…
“When it absolutely, positvely has to be between your thighs”
I hope i am not the only person who noticed the subtle (unintentional?) Jackie Brown refrence.
Yes!! You are!!
I like the sound of this
The quickiest & funniest ride of your life!!!
In response to other comments…
I am eighteen, have been through the school system in Britain and was never taught the word…. or any other for that matter….even though I’ve had “sex ed” twice an academic year since I was eleven….
(I did drop biology at 16, though…. would that have made a difference, do you think?)
Maybe the UK is lacking in sex education….
you have no right to put this pic, it’s my father’s company name !!!! Delete it
Geneva
DELETE THIS PICTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DELETE THIS PICTURE !!!!!!! IT’S NOT A JOKE THAT’S MY FATHER’VAN, THAT’S NOT FUNNY
i don’t even get it.