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Brokeback kiddie toys

engrish funny stimulation

West bull-puncher sunset rider
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Unbelievable stimulation
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Engrish photo by Welchy

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  1. Spencer says:

    That’s what she said.

  2. Ranier says:

    I don’t think children necessarily need a lot of ‘unbelievable stimulation’…more tranquilizers, less unbelievable stimulation.

  3. JohnB says:

    Even if you punch the bull HARD, I doubt you’ll get those cuffs on him.

  4. Mister Dictionary says:

    It punches the bull, yes. For what use then is the firelimb? In case the bull cannot be punched correctly and bullet penetrates the ear-bones.

  5. Lurker says:

    Since when do cowboys carry handcuffs? O.o

  6. Litewinger says:

    Unbelievable stimulation?

    You better believe it!

  7. Shay says:

    Maybe it’s not a kid’s toy?
    Mmmm “unbelievable stimulation”

    Though I kinda suspect I COULD believe it…
    ^_~

  8. NegroSaki says:

    Is that the one with the vibration? >_<

    • Droll not Troll says:

      No, it’s a REVOLVER!
      “turn it round,
      “turn it round,
      “turn it round,
      revolve it!”
      (Woodpecker’s Song, for anyone who’s wondering).

      • dr handle says:

        I put my finger in the woodpecker’s hole
        And the woodpecker said “God bless my soul,
        take it out,
        take it out,
        take it out,
        remove it.”

        I removed my finger from the woodpecker’s hole
        And the woodpecker said “God bless my soul,
        put it back,
        put it back,
        put it back,
        replace it.”

        etc.

  9. Hotjoe says:

    I’m sure the handcuffs have something to do with that stimulation.

  10. dr_handle says:

    If doing the birds friend was too kinky for you, Brokeback kiddy toys are definitely not for you.

  11. Aaron Hong says:

    This beats out that Visual Convulsion thing I found a while back…

  12. LuLu says:

    Is a bull punch like a donkey punch?

    • Droll not Troll says:

      A bull punch could be a whole lot worse- imagine if a guy tries for a donkey punch, but his aim is “low” and he hits his own nuts! If he was stupid enough to tell his friends, they’d probably say “Oh, bull……”.

  13. somebody says:

    I’m thinking that maybe it’s supposed to read “simulation”, as in “the toy is very realistic”. Or maybe “stimulation” just means it’s a whole lot of fun. In any case, this is some good engrish.

  14. Squiddly says:

    I think they could be made by the same company that made my R/C helicopter.
    That has “Unbelievable Stimulation” on the box, too.

  15. Francisco says:

    Anal lube sold separatedly…

  16. Jo says:

    Dang – I’ve been reading too much Engrish – I translated “Bull-Puncher” to Cow-Poke and “Unbelievable Stimulation” to Amazingly Exciting…

  17. Kitty says:

    Mighty fine pair of chaps you got there…

  18. Lonny says:

    Did Mark Foley design this?

  19. zee says:

    I can’t believe the stimulation.

  20. Tracey says:

    “Unbelievable stimulation” a classic fail for a kids toy:)


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