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Thank god. Finally, some Fuxing Nob Nob pads! And there’s 100′s of them! What more could you want?
I thought the 100s referred to the size, as with cigarettes. Ergo, those are the pads for the long fuxing nob nobs (the best kind, too – size really does matter; sorry, gents, but es la veridad).
OMT.
I’m in dire need of a box of those nob nobs!
For cleaning your nob nob after fuxing? Get in the shower, and do the rest of you while you’re at it, you disgusting gender.
I resent that!
Sometimes ya just don’t have time for a full shower after a Fuxing. I’m glad someone finally addressed this issue.
This is so fuxed up.
A scary thought: maybe the pack CONTAINS nob nobs, carefully wrapped in cotton pads! Is this part of some sinister plot to replace us?
…and they’re ribbed, too!
this is to give you more fuxing pleasure.
You can’t putt it into a fire… but using a 9-iron (or any other club for that matter) is fair.
NOOO! COMMENT FAIL!
(meant to go on the keyboard one)
Making a serious attempt at translation here, could Fu Xing be a person/brand name on the pads? nob nob probably referring to the ridges on the panty liners.
Looks like a WIN. The wavy line would seem to confirm your theory.
Not humourous, though :’( Please insert sanitary pad jokes here.
Suggest inserting tampon jokes instead – as are more comfortable and manufactured for that purpose.
I didn’t know tampons came with jokes now! Do they also come with a trinket and a paper hat, like Christmas crackers? And the part that goes “bang”?
Exploding tampons! What a hilarious idea!
So, are you volunteering to try the first one?
Well, I don’t know about exploding, but they do work really well as firelighters to get a campfire going, just dunk ‘em in the petrol tank, chuck ‘em in the fire and light the string.
Hope the terrorist bots don’t notice that comment, or next time you board a plane the search could go way beyond anything the Luggage Gangsters would do!
The situation will never arise; no matter how much you beg, plead and cry, motorcycles are not acceptable as carry-on luggage.
Plus, I’m imaginging the general unlikelihood of religious terrorists purchasing femine hygiene products AND putting them in hand-luggage to be x-rayed. You’d sooner see a Harley-Davidson in an overhead bin.
H-D? Humph. My v-twin is pure riceburner, and it looks better, handles better, and sounds hornier than any Hardly Driveable. *disdainful sniff*
Okay, I only know one tampon joke: a black man is walking along the beach when he finds an old bottle on the waterline. He picks it up, takes off the lid, and a genie pops out. “Thank you for releasing me” says the genie, “I will grant you three wishes, in gratitude”. The black man says “Man, I want to be white, tight and in the groove”. So the genie turned him into a tampon.
Yeah, every boy has one, but only some of us have the extra large variety.
I’m wondering if they’re not panty liners, but those make-up removal pads that women use to get all that crap off their faces at the end of the day. What I can’t decide is whether 1) they’re textured to help remove the make-up, or 2) they’re designed to be used by women with really wrinkly faces.
Hey!!! That’s offensive to women! I love make-up– how dare you call it ‘crap’!
The phrase “Fuxing Nob Nobs” makes me giggle.
This line has just popped into my head to the tune of “Camptown Ladies”
Fuxing cotton nob nob pads, doo-dah, doo-dah…
Wait! Isn’t that JonBenet Ramsey?
its should say “Nom Nom” instead of “Nob Nob”
unfortunate product name