If your testes are really made of chocolate, gents, I suggest that you don’t let this knowledge get out into the general female population. We’ll chew off your nuts without thinking twice.
The only difficulty there is that in order to get a nice crunchy chocolate shell, you have to put the nuts in the fridge for a while first, or at least use an ice pack to get them really cold, and most fellas object to that. Spoilsports.
That was my first thought too- testes, chocolate – Chef’s chocolate and sometimes salty balls. But why did you call her a “fat pigeon” does she look like a bird?
Ha. This is an ad for Cadbury drinking chocolate in Mbale, Uganda. I took a picture of it myself and submitted it here, but I guess someone beat me to the punch.
What is the sign on?
I’d guess either a very poorly constructed permanent wall or a temporary wall erected around a construction site.
And I’m responding only because I wanted to use the word “erected”.
You said erected LOL
Testes? Really? …wow. What on earth were they trying to say?
probably tastes
Two tablespoons of cinnamon,
And two or three egg whites…
I’m going to decline to teste for chocolate, and take their word for it.
Translation-Trial:
“tastes as chocolaty as it looks”
I agree this is very likely what was intended; but WHAT, exactly, tastes as chocolatey as it looks? The wall? Is that the Great Wall of Chocolate??
….that wall doesn’t look chocolatey at all. So I guess it’s an easy enough claim to live up to.
It IS logical:
it does NOT LOOK chocolaty
and
it does NOT TASTE chocolaty
So what?
Or, to more sense make: “It tastes as chocolatey as it looks!”
Putting chocolate sauce on testes may make it a chocolatey as it looks, but it’s a really bad idea… trust me… so much sticky… 0.o
I would be concerned that melted chocolate would burn like napalm.
Did you know that cocoa butter may prevent cancer? Rub in the chocolate, guys!
Hmm… honestly, I think someone was just being random with graffiti. It means what it intends, and that is nothing but to be random.
YA no firsts!!!!
If your testes are really made of chocolate, gents, I suggest that you don’t let this knowledge get out into the general female population. We’ll chew off your nuts without thinking twice.
Nuts covered in chocolate? Heck, yes. I second that.
3rded!
That actually sounds tasty, I may have to go hunt down a pair.
you know that chocolate sauce that makes a hard shell when it dries? that’s what you should use. takes longer to lick off.
The only difficulty there is that in order to get a nice crunchy chocolate shell, you have to put the nuts in the fridge for a while first, or at least use an ice pack to get them really cold, and most fellas object to that. Spoilsports.
Hubby must be hung like an elephant if you’re prepared to risk that amount of shrinkage!
Totally missed the testes part the first time I read it
Me too. It’s hilarious either way though. It tastes as chocolatey as it looks, problem is it’s not exactly chocolate…
>< i want to know what testes so good!
Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls.
Sorry. Fat pigeon already beat ya to that joke….
That was my first thought too- testes, chocolate – Chef’s chocolate and sometimes salty balls. But why did you call her a “fat pigeon” does she look like a bird?
I nearly choked on my sandwich when I read that. OMG
Dammit… who told them my testes were chocolatey?
*flees from drhandle*
The rest of you is quite safe, it’s only your testes that I wish to put in the freezer.
Testes…O_O
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Arrgh! It deleted the spaces again!
So you’re right handed then, DnT…
Engineering accident. I have an offset shaft and left-handed nuts.
I dare not ask what your screw pitch is…
I tried “My face is leaving in ten minutes; be on it” but I’m looking for a better pitch.
What a memory! I wasn’t even thinking of Kev. Of all his stuff, I don’t even own a copy of that song. Classic! Must try iTunes.
What they say about black men is true…
I didn’t know Rocky Mountain Oysters came fondue style.
Of course, it tastes like chocolate
disturbing, disgusting, unsanitary!
Ha. This is an ad for Cadbury drinking chocolate in Mbale, Uganda. I took a picture of it myself and submitted it here, but I guess someone beat me to the punch.