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That brown stuff isn’t chocolate

engrish funny testes chocolate

testes a chocolatey as it looks

Engrish photo by Kristi W

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  1. Kryle says:

    What is the sign on?

  2. Aoife says:

    I’d guess either a very poorly constructed permanent wall or a temporary wall erected around a construction site.

    And I’m responding only because I wanted to use the word “erected”.

  3. shae says:

    Testes? Really? …wow. What on earth were they trying to say?

  4. fat pigeon says:

    Two tablespoons of cinnamon,
    And two or three egg whites…

  5. ObscureWittyReference says:

    I’m going to decline to teste for chocolate, and take their word for it.

  6. Munior says:

    Translation-Trial:

    “tastes as chocolaty as it looks”

  7. mikki54 says:

    Putting chocolate sauce on testes may make it a chocolatey as it looks, but it’s a really bad idea… trust me… so much sticky… 0.o

  8. shadjv says:

    Hmm… honestly, I think someone was just being random with graffiti. It means what it intends, and that is nothing but to be random.

  9. qwerty says:

    YA no firsts!!!!

  10. dr_handle says:

    If your testes are really made of chocolate, gents, I suggest that you don’t let this knowledge get out into the general female population. We’ll chew off your nuts without thinking twice.

    • ObscureWittyReference says:

      Nuts covered in chocolate? Heck, yes. I second that.

      • dagrrl says:

        3rded!

        That actually sounds tasty, I may have to go hunt down a pair.

        • Aeyvi says:

          you know that chocolate sauce that makes a hard shell when it dries? that’s what you should use. takes longer to lick off.

          • dr_handle says:

            The only difficulty there is that in order to get a nice crunchy chocolate shell, you have to put the nuts in the fridge for a while first, or at least use an ice pack to get them really cold, and most fellas object to that. Spoilsports.

  11. RankMyTyping says:

    Totally missed the testes part the first time I read it

    • Hopleless Romance says:

      Me too. It’s hilarious either way though. It tastes as chocolatey as it looks, problem is it’s not exactly chocolate…

  12. bunnies2 says:

    >< i want to know what testes so good!

  13. Black Feather says:

    I nearly choked on my sandwich when I read that. OMG

  14. Jenrai says:

    Dammit… who told them my testes were chocolatey?
    *flees from drhandle*

  15. Droll not Troll says:

    O_O
    II
    II
    0

  16. Donna Donna says:

    What they say about black men is true…

  17. mikki54 says:

    I didn’t know Rocky Mountain Oysters came fondue style.

  18. Of course, it tastes like chocolate

  19. disturbing, disgusting, unsanitary!

  20. Doug says:

    Ha. This is an ad for Cadbury drinking chocolate in Mbale, Uganda. I took a picture of it myself and submitted it here, but I guess someone beat me to the punch.


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