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engrish funny cat smack

Cat Smack

Engrish photo by Pearl A

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  1. b b b b b says:

    FIRST

  2. Sk8trboi says:

    Plwz don’t shmack me I is a cuddly kitty

  3. ObscureWittyReference says:

    The sad expression in the li’l kitty’s eyes seems to say “no hope in dope.” Pet owners, talk to your kittens about drugs before it’s too late. Don’t let your kitties learn about drugs hanging out around the scratching post or the litter pan – meow to them about it yourself.

  4. hee hee says:

    O-M-G! I love it! I lol’d… I cried… I kissed my dime-bag goodbye.:)

  5. RankMyTyping says:

    Please don’t abuse animals.

  6. Smack My Cat Up says:

    Is this product made *for* cats or *from* cats?

    • dr_handle says:

      It’s a trick, intended to be passed on to junkies with cat allergies – they shoot up and start to sneeze and break out in hives. It’s hilarious to watch. Especially when the ambulance arrives and the ambos don’t know whether to administer Narcan or an Epipen.

      • archangel says:

        they actually just added a new protocol to the NYC REMAC EMS protocols for Medics concerning the abuse of catsmack. by smacking a cat repeatedly in front of the patient, they go from anaphylaxis to death much quicker.

    • Maiden! says:

      did they have a meeting about changing the meaning of from to for?
      why wasnt i told about this??

  7. kamikaze14 says:

    Hooray drugs!

  8. Sk8trboi says:

    Kitty go bye bye

  9. Droll not Troll says:

    Stan Broflovski has a cat now! Don’t smack the kitty!

  10. Lllll. says:

    …the triple umlaut means HARDCORE FTW!!!…cue Kenny Loggins’ “Danger Zone”…

  11. EtymologicalDisaster says:

    OK….so the “3″ that’s clearly visible among the Chinese(?) characters… Does that mean it’s three times as potent as regular cat smack or 1/3rd?

    • dr handle says:

      It’s Japanese; the “3″ is the hiragana for “ro”. The first three read “maguro”, or tuna. The kanji afterwards is “aji”, which is taste or flavour. So presumably it’s fish-flavoured cat smack. That’s really going to mess with the junkies’ heads. I’m gunna hang around until they start bumping into the walls, saying “Dude, I can taste sardines, can you taste sardines?”

  12. I'm the chief says:

    I kissed a cat…and I liked it

  13. Kocher says:

    So THAT’S what my cats do at 2 in the morning! No wonder I’ve found footprints on the ceiling!!

  14. Hooch says:

    They used “smack” because “Nip” is a slang word just like “Gook”

  15. absolutmarie says:

    awww, that kitty looks so sad! ;(
    how is that supposed to sell cat food?

  16. The Crapture says:

    Junkie cats hanging around the back door begging change, methadone-infused catnip vet clinic around the corner

  17. neurotype says:

    rate of pet crime very tall! many pet gangs are complain.

  18. J says:

    Proof that catnip is, indeed, a gateway drug.

  19. Chris says:

    Well that sure explains why Mr. Jingles pawned all my furniture.

  20. Francisco says:

    Paws will be crazy as sh*t!!!!

  21. Lboogie says:

    i can haz heroinez?

  22. cody says:

    m is mow n and n is mow m

    CAT SMACK FEVER!!!

    ted mugget lol

    i thimk i kmow why ny cat whimes a lot

    DO IT FEED IT TO THE CAT!!!

    DO IT MOW

    moob

    notherf**ker

    GUITAR HERO AEROSNITH!

  23. cody says:

    its fummy i like it

    btu u is nou w and w is nou u


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