Comments on: Be Seated Defecate

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 27 May 2010 12:24:28 +0000

BE STANDING URINATE

By: Patar

Patar — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:06:06 +0000

that sign is a little vauge… i guess thats y theres crap on the floor….

By: nana

nana — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 08:27:06 +0000

Sit before you sh*t

By: SparroK

SparroK — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 08:59:28 +0000

In that order, please.

By: No you fail

No you fail — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:30:11 +0000

He is fifth…

By: Ashley

Ashley — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 04:59:39 +0000

I translated it as “Sit at your convenience.”

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:07:51 +0000

…eat, shoot, leave…so very, very ling-ling…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:16:21 +0000

I think I’ll wear my Nikes and JUST DO IT!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:14:28 +0000

Do we need to RSVP?
And yes, the gloves might be a good idea. I suggest PVC or latex.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:22:08 +0000

I’ll take The Penish Mightier.

By: dna_level_c

dna_level_c — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:33:17 +0000

Well, some people need practical advice.

By: NegroSaki

NegroSaki — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:52:01 +0000

*enter Sean Connery joke here*

By: Sadie Thompson

Sadie Thompson — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:19:02 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, a new tongue twister! Now everyone say it five times fast.

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:50:16 +0000

When Jesus says sit, DEFECATE

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:11:09 +0000

count FAIL

By: Magic Goat

Magic Goat — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:06:49 +0000

Perhapsh shome shcottish guysh?

By: katirrac

katirrac — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:24:42 +0000

WIN!

By: Rapsheba555

Rapsheba555 — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:49:15 +0000

By: keshet

keshet — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:05:35 +0000

I prefer sitting over squatting.
Eastern toilets= DO NOT WANT!

By: Bee

Bee — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:11:57 +0000

DON’T PANIC!

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:51:30 +0000

I guess this might be the toilets, and that dr_handle might be right – the urinals will be for civilized urination, of the upstanding variety.

Bloody hell, what’s wrong with “sink,” “toilet,” “urinal”? What’s wrong with pictograms – oh wait. Sometimes the answer to that is “everything.”

By: RankMyTyping

RankMyTyping — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:27:34 +0000

I don’t know…my dog does it pretty well. I think you can learn

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:54:37 +0000

How can I be expected to defecate on command like this??? It’s like saying, “You MUST relax!”

By: Thomas

Thomas — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:42:12 +0000

Fifth!

By: KaBooM

KaBooM — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:22:17 +0000

Awwwwww! I like to defecate standing up!