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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.


Finally I can send post to butterflies!
You didn’t say first… so I will
FIRST !
Well, that was the whole idea: keep the space occupied, so people can’t say “first” while actually being first.
smells like butterflies!!
i always say third
Madame Butterfly has a mailman?
This was in fact the working title of Puccini’s first crack at an opera about a lovestruck geisha; initially she yearned in unrequited love for a postal worker, but decided to go with a naval officer instead after the uniform didn’t come out quite right from the costume department – in those days, it was easier to change the opera than replace the costume.
“Hold me in a holiday.”
Does that refer to the card, the mailman, or the sweet fragrant?
Am I counting right – if you put the line breaks in the right places, it has enough syllables for haiku? Excellent. Zen engrish poetry.
Mailman of butter
fly the sweet fragrant hold me
in a holiday.
Christ, that’s profound.
…a fine, fine touch…
Gotta be faster than snail mail.
The smell of sweaty mailman running around during a hot summer day delivering butterflies….
Yeah, some people will find that sweet or even arousing.
I swatted one. Now I don’t get mail anymore.
Yeah…I had a butterfly-mailman fairy one time.
He wasn’t as big as his reputation suggested.
Ssssoooo… is this a greeting card or a potpourri thing? ‘Cause I really can’t even begin fathom what Mailman or Butterfly should or would smell like.
I love the smell of mailman in the morning.
o_o A sweetly scented butterfly mailman sounds like a trap. Make one false move and they’re probably gonna turn into those angry red caterpillars on Yoshi’s Island…
I took my boat for a car… I took that car for a ride…
…Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…Daddy plays base…
Sounds like a cheap romance novel.