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Almost Paradaise…

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Engrish photo by Katie O

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  1. Amber says:

    Confusing, I’d wear it just to mess with people!

  2. para-daisy says:

    pffft. what do they mean by frolic?

  3. commediante says:

    frolic? isn’t that some kind of dogfood?

    • para-daisy says:

      oh, i think they took that from “happy” in german (fröhlich). it’s the only logical explanation, if anything logical can be derived from that t-shirt.

      • Ceridwen says:

        Sorry, but hat is not the “only logical explanation”. It’s a normal English word. Look it up.
        Fron dictionary.com:
        frol⋅ic
           /ˈfrɒlɪk/ noun, verb, -icked, -ick⋅ing, adjective
        –noun
        1. merry play; merriment; gaiety; fun.
        2. a merrymaking or party.
        3. playful behavior or action; prank.
        –verb (used without object)
        4. to gambol merrily; to play in a frisky, light-spirited manner; romp: The children were frolicking in the snow.
        5. to have fun; engage in merrymaking; play merry pranks.
        –adjective
        6. merry; full of fun.
        Origin:
        1530–40; < D vrolijk joyful (c. G fröhlich), equiv. to vro glad + -lijk -ly

  4. Peter says:

    Since 1981.05.26.23? Has it really been that long paradaise existed?
    Time sure flies…

  5. responderer says:

    What does the date mean? Since 11 p.m. on may 26th, 1981? why would thwy need to be that specific?

    • Tianashen says:

      I can’t believe they left off the minutes and seconds… how am I supposed to enjoyed all together and frolic if I don’t know what time to meet up in paradaise?!!

      • Gino says:

        Well, it’s obvious that we’re meeting at 11 pm…. don’t you get that?!?!
        anyways, I loled at your comment so hard I started crying.

  6. RiderLeangle says:

    I don’t get it. What’s wrong with this?

  7. Magic Goat says:

    It will frolic!! Or else, it gets the hose again!

  8. dr_handle says:

    Let’s he will be enjoyed together,
    It frolics in tropical weather,
    It’s Paradaise here
    Since the 81 year,
    So dress up in your studs and your leather…

    • acarinci says:

      No, no…. they want us to enjoy “HE” . Everyone.. sounds like my kind of party! I bet “HE” is going to have a good time on the specified day and time! wink.. wink…

  9. Kristin says:

    WANT.

  10. Sunshiner says:

    Um, are those the LOST numbers at the bottom? I believe this shirt is just a riddle that, when decoded, reveals the island’s location. o.O

  11. Much Glory Hopeful says:

    Reminds me of that old song, “Paradaise by the Daishboard Laights”. (Which was already out for about 4.6.2.17.11.8 before the date on this shirt.)

    Hey, what’s that image above the 26? A guy in a wheelchair out on the water? And is he fishing?

    • Droll not Troll says:

      Congratulations! You found the little man in the boat! The ladies must really love you! :P

      • Much Glory Hopeful says:

        … Is *that* why? They never say – they just take their money and leave.

        How about the post below here where someone is surprised that a coconut tree has coconuts? Do you mock that? NOOOO!!

  12. I'm the chief says:

    didn’t know coconut trees had balls…

  13. Kocher says:

    Captain’s Log, Stardate 1981.05.26.23….

    We visited a small island and officially named it ‘Paradaise’. The natives, being of a happy nature, immediately started the island in a perpetual state of frolic. McCoy was still unamused. Mr. Sulu, however, took the opportunity to teach the natives his own personal method of frolicking. He now has three new husbands.

  14. BRMBug says:

    I must have that shirt.

  15. ObscureWittyReference says:

    Paradaise … is that like hollandaise?

  16. A Noun says:

    It may frolic, but it’s still not allowed to Batman.

  17. Jimi 45 says:

    Okay, I understand the problem with english, but how the hell does one dork up a date like that?

  18. Katie O. says:

    Found this shirt in Tokyo back in 2003. It had the silliest Engrish I could find. The front of the shirt says “PARADISE”. I thought it was odd that it’s spelled correctly on the front and wrong on the back. And yeah, what’s up with those numbers?

    • Much Glory Hopeful says:

      Who knew that t-shirt sweatshops had separate designers for front-of-shirt and back-of-shirt? Anyway, before we all move on, I want to say thank you, Katie, for sharing this with us. Enjoy your shirt for many yrs to come.

  19. acarinci says:

    could that be May 23 – 26 1981????

  20. griffinlady says:

    The numbers are cursed! Cursed I tell you!
    either that or it’s an ISP.

  21. Calvin says:

    Thats the best tshirt ever!

  22. Pikle says:

    Questions-
    Who is the ‘he’ that we will all be enjoying together?
    What will we doing to the guy that we are enjoying?
    What will be froliking?
    Do I WANT to know the answer to any of these questions?

    These are some of life’s mysteries.

  23. What? Did I miss something?

  24. JESSEDZIEDZIC says:

    I couldnt agree with you more!!

  25. This definitely makes great sense to me.


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