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More likely result from Indian food than Chinese.
Wooohay! And after that, go and get you a fresh, steaming-hot crappuchino!
And dingleberries for dessert!
Then take a refreshing golden shower!
golden showers are warm
Perhaps they’re serving “dung”eness crab.
How come so many translations have “Crap” in them?
What were they trying to translate in the first place…?
I get the feeling it’s not a translation, but accurate spelling of the way the Chinese say “crab”.
oh crab, i hadn’t noticed
well its suppose to say crab actually. Take a look at the picture
Crabs? Approximately the same magnitude of repulsion…
Well, actually… Now that you mentioned it… I think I have to take a hot and fragrant crab after my 3rd cuop of coffee.
Perhaps the crabs should sue for slander. Oh, wait, you can’t slander the dead – as I dimly remember from my long-ago days as a journalist – so I guess those crabs are out of luck.
Thinking about this again (… really should get back to work …) and the fact that the proper translation is “fragrant and hot crabs”, I cannot help but imagine this to alternately be a painful/embarrassing STD: even if you didn’t give yourself away by scratching, everyone would still know because of the smell off of you.
*starts laughing and farting and soiling*
These crap-discussions today are hilarious…
Well at least it’s hot
like fresh doodoo
They’ve been in my kitchen!
Better than in your pants.
i’d like em in my pants though
what the crabs? that would be painful!
Maybe it’s not so much Engrish as Honesty in Advertising?
posted weeks ago on engrish.com.
I cooked up some of this this morning.
I “cook up” a hefty portion every morning.
It’s always good to get the ingredients just right so you get the optimal fragrance.
my portion is smelly
As long as it’s hot and fragrant, it’s all good.
*crabs*
It costs 48pi? Or is that 48 conjugate pi?
Um….yes! >>Smiles and nods<<
Well, since pi never repeats itself, the line above it is inaccurate.
pi does repeat itself, just not all the way
That’s the Chinese symbol for Yuan (their currency). The price of the dish pictured is about $7 USD.
i’d crab on it
If sewers conveyed greetings
Every morning so,
I’d send you my crappings
With a cheerfull ‘Hello’
Ah! You’re the Chief writer for Hallmark!
and not ‘arf crappy either
LAST!
nope, its clab
Is it good the crap! Taste and fragrancy the good!!
Teh Yumminess
At least you know it is fresh (other signs have said fresh crap), old crap is less fragrant and usually rather cold.