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Engrish photo by Hunter D
Presently, Engrish pictures posted on Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 at 4:00 am.
1st?
Seriously? That’s all you have to say? Well, you’re Number 1 [see context: http://roflrazzi.com/2009/02/25/celebrity-pictures-jessica-simpson-iq-shirt/ ]
at least he was right, you’re not
If you’re going to be annoying and post first, at least be assertive about it!!
We only rip you off a little.
Meanwhile, people who say “first” are lame a lot.
But there is no preventing us ripping you off
they ripped you off already (WE WON)
we wont rip you off a lot, just a little bit… xD
At last! Truth in advertising!
Likewise; I’m amused by their forthrightness.
… If not their spelling, that is.
Maybe someone stole the T to rip the store off a little.
there never was no T, they just won
Come on! Just a lil bit! It duzn really hurt!
(still hurts!) :p
keep your JOHN in your pants (how’s that for a fail, probably a chinese guy who first came to the US an named himself JOHN)
More un-Engrish, but clever. Wonder where it was taken? And why is the T missing? Oh NO! There’s another pun here! It went…… it went….. NO! I can’t do it! mpf mpf
yeah, that missing T worries me.
don’t worry, be happy, they won
Wait…what’s “mpf mpf”? I’m wracking my brain trying to figure out what you’re doin’ there. 0_o
that is the sound you make before your brain explodes. keep it up and you’ll see.
Pretty close. It’s the sound of me holding back a pun.
It’s the sound of a cheating grape stomper.
its the sound of 1 hand crappin!
*wriggles uncomfortably whilst sitting on the cushion over DnT to stop him punning*
No cushion required. I’m easily distracted.
DUH! Why did I type that? I meant “Remove cushion, keep wriggling”.
we won’t rip you off a lot but we will rip you off bit by bit LOL
hah, how smart of you
they accidenty the T
no they diddely didn’t, THEY WON, why WON’T you believe it?
The whole T. They accidentally the whole T.
Hah. What is that? SUNY Tahiti?
We Won! Rip You Off A Lot .
finally somebody understands the real meaning
Why are there eyes on the pair of sandals second from the right on the middle shelf? That’s freaky.
They’re watching to make sure you get only ripped off a little bit, and not a lot.
Security-camera sandals ftw! Still freaky though…
keep your JOHN in your pants please
It’s the money you could be saving with GEICO.
i’ll save my money on my own thanks
My SO once went to Cancun, and they guy at a souvenir shop was outside soliciting tourists with “Same crap, only cheaper!” This must be that shop.
I like this. I’ve been in crap shops all over the world.
i eat crap all the time
Old proverb: You are what you eat.
i took this photo in Huatuco, Mexico. in the state of oaxaca. i was at a resort there, and saw this when we went into town.
Huatusco. : )
Mamma Rosa, shaddap
Well that’s a relief
tanking a dump after holing it in for three weeks, THAT’S a relief
Holing it in! That’s b*ggery! LOL!
We won’ rip you off a lot …just a lil bit
isn’t that a song?
If this is a place that does brazilian waxing, I am NOT going in there.
Owned by Jack the Rip-Offer?
yo mean Jack the Reefer?
honest chinese store win and the T is gone cause they ripped it off.
Yeah, only a little bit
oh ok as long as its not TOO much
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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.
1st?
Seriously? That’s all you have to say? Well, you’re Number 1 [see context: http://roflrazzi.com/2009/02/25/celebrity-pictures-jessica-simpson-iq-shirt/ ]
at least he was right, you’re not
If you’re going to be annoying and post first, at least be assertive about it!!
We only rip you off a little.
Meanwhile, people who say “first” are lame a lot.
But there is no preventing us ripping you off
they ripped you off already (WE WON)
we wont rip you off a lot, just a little bit… xD
At last! Truth in advertising!
Likewise; I’m amused by their forthrightness.
… If not their spelling, that is.
Maybe someone stole the T to rip the store off a little.
there never was no T, they just won
Come on! Just a lil bit! It duzn really hurt!
(still hurts!) :p
keep your JOHN in your pants (how’s that for a fail, probably a chinese guy who first came to the US an named himself JOHN)
More un-Engrish, but clever. Wonder where it was taken? And why is the T missing? Oh NO! There’s another pun here! It went…… it went….. NO! I can’t do it! mpf mpf
yeah, that missing T worries me.
don’t worry, be happy, they won
Wait…what’s “mpf mpf”? I’m wracking my brain trying to figure out what you’re doin’ there. 0_o
that is the sound you make before your brain explodes.
keep it up and you’ll see.
Pretty close. It’s the sound of me holding back a pun.
It’s the sound of a cheating grape stomper.
its the sound of 1 hand crappin!
*wriggles uncomfortably whilst sitting on the cushion over DnT to stop him punning*
No cushion required. I’m easily distracted.
DUH! Why did I type that? I meant “Remove cushion, keep wriggling”.
we won’t rip you off a lot but we will rip you off bit by bit LOL
hah, how smart of you
they accidenty the T
no they diddely didn’t, THEY WON, why WON’T you believe it?
The whole T. They accidentally the whole T.
Hah. What is that? SUNY Tahiti?
We Won! Rip You Off A Lot .
finally somebody understands the real meaning
Why are there eyes on the pair of sandals second from the right on the middle shelf? That’s freaky.
They’re watching to make sure you get only ripped off a little bit, and not a lot.
Security-camera sandals ftw! Still freaky though…
keep your JOHN in your pants please
It’s the money you could be saving with GEICO.
i’ll save my money on my own thanks
My SO once went to Cancun, and they guy at a souvenir shop was outside soliciting tourists with “Same crap, only cheaper!” This must be that shop.
I like this.
I’ve been in crap shops all over the world.
i eat crap all the time
Old proverb: You are what you eat.
i took this photo in Huatuco, Mexico. in the state of oaxaca. i was at a resort there, and saw this when we went into town.
Huatusco. : )
Mamma Rosa, shaddap
Well that’s a relief
tanking a dump after holing it in for three weeks, THAT’S a relief
Holing it in! That’s b*ggery! LOL!
We won’ rip you off a lot
…just a lil bit
isn’t that a song?
If this is a place that does brazilian waxing, I am NOT going in there.
Owned by Jack the Rip-Offer?
yo mean Jack the Reefer?
honest chinese store win and the T is gone cause they ripped it off.
Yeah, only a little bit
oh ok as long as its not TOO much