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I always wondered about the sound of one hand crap’n.
Music for the handicrapped?
AAAAAAARGH! Off to Dreadful Pun Hell with both of you! Make sure that Droll not Troll doesn’t escape when you open the door…
Nevermind, there’s a separate entrance for the staff.
P.S.: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, crap your hands ♪
…Crap on, crap off, the Crapper…
As long as you don’t crap in my hand
A crap’n the hand is worth two in the bush.
A crap’n the hand, much like a bird in the hand, can be very messy. But at least the crap won’t bite your hand!
But the bird in your hand can crap’n your hand!
That’s exactly why the bird in the hand can be messy!
A turd in the hand is worth #2 in the bush.
Yeah, but the #2 Bush wasn’t worth much.
I’ve got crap’n my bush.
you crapped in the bush? what bush?
That’s sure to put a damper on the ol’ romance!!!
You and the Crap’n Make it Hap’n!
Crap’n one hand and hope’n the other. See which hand fills up first.
Hand Crap’n, Finger Snap’n, Bootie Slap’n WIN
Sounds like fun!
Sounds like what chimps do, just before they throw it!
Oh dear, couldn’t you at least find even a small shrub?
I don’t want to pay a 1000 yen to crap in my hand! At least I get a drink…
Crap your hands and stamp your faeces
Stomp your hands, crap your feces!
Sorry, Slade
No, I asked the bartender (in Japanese) what this meant. He clapped his hands and said “Hand crappping”. As the event was a week away and he had printed lots of fliers, I didn’t have the heart to tell him how he had f’d up. He’ll never know.
Post WIN! Did anyone notice there’s a map to show you exactly where to do it?
The House at Pooh Corner
I bet he’ll find out the evening of the party
all the ladies in the house crap your hands and say AHHHA
LAST!
Yeah, lasted about 5 minutes.
No, about 18 minutes by the official ticker, which is longer than those “FIRST” posts usually stay up there alone. Given all the “FIRST” posts we see, I’d give it another two minutes for originality and call it 20 minutes.
It is at here