Comments on: Devil of Death

By: protection asset

protection asset — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:29:47 +0000

the Devil IS death.

By: Shanaaha

Shanaaha — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:38:54 +0000

So, they are trying to say that their farts stink really bad. Therefore, they are the Devils of Death.

By: The man behind you (yes, THAT man)

The man behind you (yes, THAT man) — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:30:24 +0000

What’s the point of posting that here? If you can read, you’d be unable to find the word ‘first!’ in my post. So there is no reason for you posting here. And I don’t even use fiber optic Internet!

By: palsyboy

palsyboy — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 03:06:46 +0000

Did you know using fiber optic Internet can cause meningitis?

By: potatman

potatman — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:52:02 +0000

Yeah, the body of the text made sense (It was, as the above poster said, an accurate bible quote), it was just transcribed below the image incorrectly. The only strange things here were ASS’ (short for assistant maybe?) and the floating “you go”.

By: ogre

ogre — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:31:02 +0000

Just remember…Every ass devil of de ath makes joy at coming train for you thinking jam – if out green harp!!!

By: Un Onymous

Un Onymous — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:26:02 +0000

It’s Giles De’Ath!

By: Cameron

Cameron — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 23:35:53 +0000

Ass devil of death = really bad hemorrhoids?

By: MRNot

MRNot — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:42:01 +0000

WIN!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:39:53 +0000

Oi! Who let you out of Dreadful Pun Hell? Get back there immediately!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:36:45 +0000

LOL! You better exorcise your Kegels regularly!

By: Xaero

Xaero — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 02:51:01 +0000

Aye, now we know: the devil IS an ass!

By: Ryan (C?) Estrada

Ryan (C?) Estrada — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:44:56 +0000

It’s actually Ryan E, but close enough.

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:19:19 +0000

Coming back to this later in the day, now the ass reference just makes me think of Kim Kardashian. I knew she was bad news, now it’s confirmed that she is infernal.

By: giraffe giraffe

giraffe giraffe — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:31:12 +0000

does the devil of death belong to ass?

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:25:56 +0000

Well, if the NT can be rendered into LOLspeak, why not Engrish? “Inteh beg in inks war the ward, ander ward was Pants…

By: What^2

What^2 — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:22:52 +0000

Think about how much weirder it would sound if they used the Kings James Engrish Translation…
the K-Jet.

By: What^2

What^2 — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:20:25 +0000

Wow, that made me laugh more than the Engrish itself!

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:07:45 +0000

Get thee in my behind, Satan!

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:06:43 +0000

That’s right – the Ass Devil of Death will stand outside the loo door – anyone who rates a place into the winter will only be allowed to go on a sabbath. Biblical scholars are still arguing over whether this means 1) place-raters may only use the loo on a Sunday, or 2) they must line up to piddle on Ozzy Osbourne.

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:00:58 +0000

*Nods head in sad agreement*. What happy memories I have, of their best on stage party trick being James feeding Jason beer whilst he played a bass solo. Then burping, on cue. Good grief, was I ever actually that young?

By: The man behind you (yes, THAT man)

The man behind you (yes, THAT man) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 21:05:16 +0000

Wait, so if I rate a place into the winter, I must go on a sabbath?

By: fpelayo

fpelayo — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:54:50 +0000

[points to avatar]

By: The Jesus Lizard

The Jesus Lizard — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 18:12:51 +0000

Yes. In some languages, the translations indicate that Jonathan and David shook hands when they met. Silly translators. Everyone knows Jonathan and David are the most homoerotic couple in the Bible and were kissing in every other verse. Ruth and Naomi don’t got nothing on them.

By: 2ndgaterocklee

2ndgaterocklee — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:42:09 +0000

Probably the first few English copies…

By: Django

Django — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:27:49 +0000

Yeah… Somebody should shoot them, before they spoil the glorious image of “the old days”.

For our and their own sake!

By: A Noun

A Noun — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:17:19 +0000

I thought it was new Metallica lyrics. They always sounded Engrish to me.

They have gone downhill in the last few years…

By: Goldenthrush

Goldenthrush — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:12:41 +0000

Geez, I thought it said the Ass Devil drives a Yugo.

By: kate

kate — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:05:34 +0000

What?!? The bible is written in Engrish?

By: Rhianimator

Rhianimator — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:35:32 +0000

or is it the Ass’Devil of de ath? Nasty ol’ assdevil! I just hate it when those crash your apocalypse party.

By: t12ek

t12ek — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:17:35 +0000

It’s a Bible reference, from Matthew 24:19-20 (NIV): 19How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! 20Pray that your flight will not take place in winter or on the Sabbath.

It’s talking about the Signs of the End of the Age.

By: Ryan Waxx

Ryan Waxx — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:56:48 +0000

Noooo!

It’s Ass, the Devil of De Ath!

Run!

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:06:38 +0000

That makes senseless in the usual classic Engrish way, and yet the imagery still makes me want to run away and, like, hide my children* and stuff.

*Not that I have any, but I would if I did. “ASS’ devil’?!?

By: Achi

Achi — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:06:32 +0000

I think it says “not take place in winter”. But that still doesn’t make much sense.