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FIRST!
And yet still a loser if you don’t contribute a comment!
As has been pointed out previously, “First” is not a comment. Do try to keep up, people.
Gah.
Ok, sorry. Also, i doubt the cabbage moves AT ALL.
You’re Winner!
booooooooooooooooooring…!
teeeeeeeeeeeedious…!
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
But broccoli dances like your dad at a wedding. And don’t get me started on brussel sprouts….
And the cauliflower just can’t dance at all.
That’s why it’s a wallcauliflower.
I’m going to commit suicide because you typed that. It’s all your fault.
Wauliflower?
Hey, don’t get me started on the carrot’s breakdancing…ugh, that’s looking very bad.
The pheasant has no agenda…
And the rooster crows at midnight…
You’re not trying to join the Elucidated Brethren Of The Ebon Night, are you?
Yes he is! Shoot him!
Terry Pratchett!
The turtle moves! Or, in this case, I suppose it would be the cabbage…
I wonder if that’s supposed to have anything to do with the switch below…
Maybe it’s the electrical equivalent of “jiggle the handle”, and you’ve got to jog the switch up and down to get the light to work.
Better than what I was thinking…
I think I need new medication. I can’t seem to hear the words “move rhythmically” without thinking in terms of sex.
……cabbage sex?
Rule # 34?
ok, so expanding on that…
‘Cabbage jiggle the handle’ turns into ‘lettuce jiggle the handle’… turns into ‘let-us toggle the switch’ or ‘let’s flip the switch’ or possibly… ‘everyone turn off the lights’…
Dada/experimental poetry?
My thought also … more dadaist than Engrish (seemingly). Paging Tristan Tzara: we found your rheostat switch.
ULTIMATE POST FAIL! Not Engrish, not even a spelling error. Would not even need Photoshop. A few years back I used a label maker that could have produced that on its silver-backed tape.
Rant over. Next post please.
Interesting to see it still generates some good comment though.
Fortunately, I used a label maker to make your mom last night.
So it was YOU! She said your tape was short and the message ended far too soon.
owned!
looks shopped – but Droll’s right, I could make a stupid nonsensical sign and post it anywhere and it wouldn’t be Engrsh.
Reminds me of a reminder notice I made years ago so we wouldn’t forget to give our sick moggy his oily medicine. Just said “OIL THE CAT”. Everybody loled. I wouldn’t have thought of posting it here though.
But did it stop him squeaking?
No way! Psycho Siamese! But they’re a total hoot to live with if you can stand the noise.
Sounds a bit like having a husband, then.
MEEE OW! Put claws away, kitteh!
eebil wife kitteh will retract claws when it suits her.
My brain hurts from trying to make sense of this.
Looks like someone just watched one of the musical Muppet specials that included the Swedish Chef and his vegetables…
Just stay away from-a da meat-a-balls-a…
Engrish, or just Dada?
I tend to see the latter. The cabbage climbs the ladder.
But the asparagus is just too high to reach.
& the hemp plant is simply too high.
lol.
LOL WIN! Smoking itself?
This has the feeling of part of a haiku.
Stop! Cabbagetime!
Yes, but can it play pinball?
Y’can’t shred this!
The night-garden moans.
A cabbage moves rhythmic’ly.
Be afraid, vegans.
NICE.
rofl! Here are your internetz, sir. You have won them fairly.
“Lettuce leaf,” one says -
A cabbage moves rhythmic’ly -
They all nod their heads.
It must be the purple cabbage, because we all know that white cabbages can’t dance. But I wonder what the Bok Choi does.
It does “the chicken”
get it, “Bok, Bok”… like a chicken says…
eh, never mind
:badump:
{I liked it, though}
The Doc seems to be busy, so , Arrgh! Off to Dreadful Pun Hell with you!
Thank you, D.n.T. Although I’m a bit concerned that it must be getting quite crowded in Dreadful Pun Hell. Someone say g’day to Terry Pratchett for me…
No worries! He’s probably hanging out at Spider Robinson’s bar.
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@ Lllll.
You really need to get out more
…Aaaaiiiiieeeee!…
lol looks that someone tried to write some vegetable themed haiku and failed
Just add cheese sauce because that’ll save anything.
It moves the cabbage rhythmically on its skin. … No, I really messed that up, didn’t I?
(…or else it gets the hose again)
HAHA! I don’t think it minds the hose though :p It’s a cabbage after all.
*saunters off to ponder how “it” would be moving a random cabbage rhythmically over it’s skin*
That’s deep man…
If the cabbage moves rhythmically, how does the leek move? Or the cucumber?
Some girls tell me the cucumber moves in mysterious ways. Oh God! Oh God!
ROFL…… That sign has nothing to do whit the light switch, even then…….?
Actually, even if it’s not Engrish, this is probably one of my favorites. Because most of the Engrish, I can mostly figure out what they were trying to say. Whereas here…I don’t have a f***ing clue.
Cabbage moves in mysterious ways.
…it goes round and round, and comes out here…
Please provide video.
This is the best one ever xD
It’s simple.. yet mind boggling.
photoshopped
Everybody knows that!
This is probably the most mysterious message I’ve seen so far on top of a switch.
I can’t even think out any possible thing they intended to write, but maybe cabbage and light has the same sign… But I highly doubt it.
If I were you, I’d eat the cabbage because it’s dancing to my Billy Joel.
some vegetables have that kind of groove.