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http://engrishfunny.com/2009/02/18/engrish-deformed-man-end-place/#comment-21018
ShadowSplicer
February 18th, 2009 at 8:32 am
WTF!
no one wants to hear you say ‘first’
because technically you’re not ‘first’, its not a real comment.
(This comment needed nearly one hour to appear…..! I “rewrote” it, now it’s twofold)
look like you’re a twofold man
its annoying to hear someone say ‘first’, but its funny if you get to say it!
Suggest you get out more.
suggest you stay home more, surfing the internet, whacking off to pr0n and eating pizza for years in a row….. i think you’ll get the feeling
You feel good?!
But you are soooooooo booooooooring…..!
at least he feels good, you suck
hooray 4 you.
you just successfully F-bombed someone.
*clapping un-enthusiastically* :I
eat my shorts
*eats his shorts*
In another engrishfunny-comment (“Deformed Man End Place”) I read:
ShadowSplicer
February 18th, 2009 at 8:32 am
WTF!
no one wants to hear you say ‘first’
because technically you’re not ‘first’, its not a real comment.
Kind of bigotry? Or even worse?
*looking through dictionary*
hey! thats not nice!
(even if its tru)
at least you might have learned one more word…
for the illiterate: bigotry=the intolerance and prejudice of a bigot
this my first firstest!
DIE.
*dead*
dead booooooooooooooooring….
KILL ANTI-FIRST REPLYERS
But…having such a large sign telling people not to water the plant is sure to block out the light, also killing the plant.
Poor plant. It seems doomed no matter what.
good observation!
you look hot, splice a shadow for me
If you *don’t* water the plant, won’t that eventually kill it, too? I think Redd may be right, “doomed no matter what.”
It’s Engrish folks, it’s not supposed to make sense!!! DUH
when does it ever?
there are these times in one’s life where engrish makes more sense than anything else in the whole wide world. ladyboys unite
omg lyke duh. Did you have a moment of regression and become a middle schooler?
so what are you, a hi-scorer?
Why would you even have a plant if it’s covered by a huge sign?
Maybe they bought the sign first
No water thanks, I certainly don’t want a rotten root.
Depends on the cirumstance….
(That sounded better in my head and it’s not getting better
)
Yay! Necrophiliacs Unite!
I’ll stick to ladyboys thanks
I loved “Please do not kill this plant”. M’kay Mr. sign, I totally wont EVER water the plant.
Mr Sign??
‘Please read the sign on the pot’ is a bit redundant, isn’t it? I mean if you read it you’re already reading the sign on the pot.
True! As funny as “Do not bang wet umbrellas on this sign”.
May I bang my dry umbrella on that sign, then?
Please keep you umbrella to yourself, sir. Until further notice.
stick it up Rihanna’s ass
I have an overwhelming urge to water that plant with Evian’s finest…
just piss on it already
Brawndo…it’s what plants crave!
“Please do not kill this plant!”
I’ll try to remember that next time I go on a plant-killing spree…
Ooops, I killed the plant. I watered it. Because I didn’t read the sign. Because I didn’t know I had to read it, because I’d have to read the sign to know I should read the sign…
Is this a power plant?
are you a nugget?
Really that is a pretty well worded sign for a non-native speaker. I would say this is an Engrish posting fail.
LAST!
NO! I’M LAST!
OK! I WON ‘T water it! (are u sure??)
oh! (and accidentally last : ))
But the plant pushed me! Are you sure I can’t just shoot it?
plants need water!
water is good for plants!