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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.


first!
Wow, two firsts in a row. I don’t know whether to congratulate you or tell you to get a job…
and you saw that… tsss… looks like i’ll have to congratulate u
In your own words:
ShadowSplicer
February 18th, 2009 at 8:32 am
WTF!
no one wants to hear you say ‘first’
because technically you’re not ‘first’, its not a real comment.
And I know this isn’t your first time doing it (you did it to the poor dying plant too). First may be fun ONCE, but after that, if you STILL keep doing it, you have become a troll. Go eat a goat.
someone already pointed out the obvious in the last picture.
You are soooooo booooooooooring….!
neuk een kikker, red de natuur
boooooooooooring booooooooooooooring boooooooooooooooooooooooooring….
Bath Massacre Thing would be useful for my purpouses.
Well, at least it doesn’t beat around the bush.
no it massages around the bush
I hope it doesn’t have to massage Bush’s bush.
yikes why did you say that
third!
I tried Bath Massage Thing but once again, Uncle Fester became way too curious and made me uncomfortable.
And for the record, Bath Massage Thing could really “get a grip” on the massage… if you know what I mean. I miss the fella…
At least they didn’t call it a falafel.
At least didn’t didn’t stick it up your asshole and twist it around and around!
0o… My bath wants the bath massage thingy. Maybe my bath will feel more relaxed and soft then.
There’s really no need to get into a bath to massage your thing, you can actually do it anywhere: in the loungeroom, in the car, on public transport, at the cinema, in the dentist’s waiting room, just make sure you clean up after yourself. And be polite to the police officers.
I don’t care what the hell it is – as long as I can massage myself with it in the bath. Any old thing will do…
YOUR GRANDPA!
ew, just ew.
I usually do my bath massage thing without the protective headgear featured on the packaging. Am I doing it wrong???
Yes.
I’m still happy after … that’s the important part. Can’t be too wrong if it’s still successful …
Exactly what Bush thought
This feels like some foreigner asked what a loofah is and the English speakers was like, “It’s a bath…massage…thing.”
I’ll take twenty!
This isn’t that bad…..unless I’m missing a sexual innuendo here. But this was under “G-Rated!”
they actually mean, Gee, we rated it
Omg, my gramma bought one of these in the dollar store. I was gonna send a picture but someone beat me to it. I lol’d when she showed it to me. XD
i got an eyeache tryin to read it. i think they need a bath massage thing.
bathing is a good thing.