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  1. ShadowSplicer says:

    first!

  2. Hotjoe says:

    Well, at least it doesn’t beat around the bush.

  3. Gone_With_The_Wendell says:

    I tried Bath Massage Thing but once again, Uncle Fester became way too curious and made me uncomfortable.

    And for the record, Bath Massage Thing could really “get a grip” on the massage… if you know what I mean. I miss the fella…

  4. lemur says:

    At least they didn’t call it a falafel.

  5. caroliina says:

    0o… My bath wants the bath massage thingy. Maybe my bath will feel more relaxed and soft then.

  6. dr_handle says:

    There’s really no need to get into a bath to massage your thing, you can actually do it anywhere: in the loungeroom, in the car, on public transport, at the cinema, in the dentist’s waiting room, just make sure you clean up after yourself. And be polite to the police officers.

  7. Lulu says:

    I don’t care what the hell it is – as long as I can massage myself with it in the bath. Any old thing will do…

  8. ObscureWittyReference says:

    I usually do my bath massage thing without the protective headgear featured on the packaging. Am I doing it wrong???

  9. Jeremie the Hat Man says:

    This feels like some foreigner asked what a loofah is and the English speakers was like, “It’s a bath…massage…thing.”

  10. Ninja says:

    I’ll take twenty!

  11. fake says:

    This isn’t that bad…..unless I’m missing a sexual innuendo here. But this was under “G-Rated!”

  12. Ally says:

    Omg, my gramma bought one of these in the dollar store. I was gonna send a picture but someone beat me to it. I lol’d when she showed it to me. XD

  13. annarox101 says:

    i got an eyeache tryin to read it. i think they need a bath massage thing.

  14. bathing is a good thing.


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