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  1. NedMark says:

    …to f**k to burn
    That’s gonna hurt

  2. Oi says:

    Must be those Trojans, “Warm Sensations”. Defends from “spillage,” and you get the burning sensation…

  3. chris says:

    *sings*
    Wooahoaaaa, my sex is on fire!

  4. eTX says:

    What are they selling?!

  5. TheCannyScot says:

    Spill-proof insulated glass with holder? Maybe with a brewing filter in the lid???

    Or maybe it plays “Great Balls of Fire” when you use it.

  6. Flippy9247 says:

    All your spillage are belong to us.

  7. emily says:

    That’s some damn sexy coffee, no?

  8. Bro Jo says:

    What I want to know is, who’s the little guy inside the bin? Looks like a torso-less monk in a beach chair wearing a beanie, drinking a glass of God-knows what white stuff…

  9. Rhianimator says:

    That’s some dead sexay soymilk, all thick, and white, and creamy… THAT is why you avoid dunk bean

  10. bluekelebek says:

    I knew there must be a character that keeps getting translated as that. I’ve seen it many times, and it cracks me up every time!

  11. what says:

    You seem to have Catholicism confused with something else. The Church is very much in favor of married couples enjoying sex, even when you’re not trying to make babies.

    • Sir_Scarfalot says:

      nice avatars. I know it’s random but hey, who complains when they fit the character of the speaker? open pointytooth mouth on a yapper, eyebrows on mr. what.

      Huh, nobody has said anything about the girl next to the fu*k word. curious that.

      • Sir_Scarfalot says:

        And a zipped lip on me, the guy that can’t say f*ck for fear of someone looking behind my shoulder. (hey hey go away dangit!)

    • dr handle says:

      *sigh* there’s always one, isn’t there? It’s a joke, Joyce…

    • pants says:

      where did you get the idea that the catholic church is in favor of married couples enjoying sex? for any reason?

      if you were catholic you would know full well that enjoying sex is a sin. :D

  12. dr handle says:

    You’ve nailed it. It’s so damned funny, that no native speaker wants to be the one to tell them, and spoil all the fun.

  13. Droll not Troll says:

    I’ve tried so hard to give up smoking after sex and now you want me to burn? Very stop it!
    Defend the spillage on the grounds that it stops the bed catching fire.

  14. ObscureWittyReference says:

    *laughs self into near incontinence*
    Thank you, I love fractured Shakespeare.

  15. Allison says:

    That kind of reminds me of the story of why anime characters are always flashing the peace sign.

  16. dr_handle says:

    WIN!

  17. Droll not Troll says:

    Good old Wirriam, the bawd of Anshan.

  18. Uncle Fester says:

    I think it’s about not boiling dry…

  19. Richard Whitney says:

    I should have completed the meaning of the entire phrase: they are saying that the _screw-top lid_ prevents getting burned by the hot liquid.

  20. Flying Pan Hot says:

    You broke it down well, Jake

    Perhaps you could write Cliff’s notes for Chinese Modern Shakespeare!

  21. samuel roach says:

    i would!

  22. samuel roach says:

    She’s better than Kerry!

  23. buttHole says:

    LAST!

  24. buttHole says:

    It would have cost them less, but they like the extra exposure

  25. LOLOtter says:

    whatever you say super kettle (seem familiar?)

  26. Misstress PolkaDot says:

    Only you can prevent spillage bigotry.

  27. Simosan says:

    LOL!!!

  28. VBAadmin says:

    Spillage defenders go!

  29. annarox101 says:

    yeah, ill pass on that one.

  30. dunk bean is ridiculously harmful in asia?

  31. what on earth is dunk bean?


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