Comments on: Pants are key to happyness?

By: ghd

ghd — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:05:27 +0000

pants: a must have.

By: protection asset

protection asset — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:54:10 +0000

pants might be a good idea.

By: protection asset

protection asset — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:59:51 +0000

pants: a must have.

By: nathan

nathan — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:39:18 +0000

*vomits*

By: annarox101

annarox101 — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:44:14 +0000

i wud like 2 meet the dude hoo wrote that. hes so mah hero.

By: Patar

Patar — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:55:00 +0000

Pants are key to happiness…for ppl of ur own gender….
(not including gays >.<)

By: Patar

Patar — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:52:32 +0000

we’ll use ur useless math book! Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!

By: meatsnacks

meatsnacks — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:49:52 +0000

: D

Vreenak, the face in your avatar thingy goes perfectly with the disappointement in your comment.

By: jinxed_07

jinxed_07 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:05:12 +0000

no, pants are more like the treasure box that contains the happiness

By: Sarah Lam

Sarah Lam — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:20:26 +0000

Pants are key to happyness – if the pants are down to the knees..

By: niki

niki — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:27:08 +0000

acctually u can order your own fortune cookies with customized words

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:23:47 +0000

They must have just seen the movie.

By: niki

niki — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:19:16 +0000

… they spelled happiness wrong…

By: susiebagoozie

susiebagoozie — Fri, 01 May 2009 16:05:17 +0000

This is soooooooooooo photoshopped.
Sad that this is the best “joke” they could come up with to type over their stock photo of a fortune cookie…

By: Porter

Porter — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:32:55 +0000

“the directory yelled cut” there’s some good Engrish.

By: Kirael

Kirael — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:11:07 +0000

fake plz?

By: buttHole

buttHole — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 17:02:20 +0000

so what, probably a chinese photoshopper

By: buttHole

buttHole — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 17:01:53 +0000

who carez, n00b?

By: buttHole

buttHole — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 17:01:18 +0000

LAST!

By: ttuh

ttuh — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 23:46:21 +0000

This was done in Photoshop. Idiots

By: Vreenak

Vreenak — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:40:47 +0000

It’s a faaaaake?

By: Psycho37

Psycho37 — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 14:11:41 +0000

I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear.

By: SaraK

SaraK — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:18:47 +0000

Agreed…*smirks*

By: cliffhanger277

cliffhanger277 — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:11:49 +0000

I strongly beg to differ

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:47:36 +0000

Nearer my pants to thee, nearer to thee…

By: geekarchipelago

geekarchipelago — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:51:07 +0000

Japanese and their obsession with ‘pantsu’…

By: Mark.

Mark. — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:58:09 +0000

Panting was the second thing I thought of. I suppose that panting for breath could be brought on by e.g. vigorous sexual activity…

Then again, if you are panting for breath, you might be too out of shape for optimal enjoyment of such activity.

By: RS

RS — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:55:07 +0000

Thank you.
Understanding the point of this site WIN.

By: Sannie

Sannie — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:30:17 +0000

Pants! Sing the praises of pants!

By: Egor E

Egor E — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:16:45 +0000

Its called photoshop buddy>>>

By: Alucard

Alucard — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:26:19 +0000

Happyness?! Hot d*mn, I’ll take four!

By: Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:45:11 +0000

PHOTOSHOP

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:41:47 +0000

and pardon me if i make a statement referring to a toddlers show

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:39:57 +0000

like SpongeBob!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:37:20 +0000

*claps hand over eyes*

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:36:41 +0000

ohhh! ohhh! dont forget to mention:
‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:34:10 +0000

oh no!

did i forget to put on pants again!?

By: A Wandering Fellow

A Wandering Fellow — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:42:27 +0000

But the point of this particular site is humor derived from poor translations. It loses the effect if it’s just some jibberish some dude made up.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:37:52 +0000

Must be desperate, starting a fight over something that’s all “pants” anyway.

By: Phi Dough

Phi Dough — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:32:20 +0000

Totally agree! Love to see SCHLOCK again. “I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here!” Sometimes there’s a fine line between crap and genius.

By: Phi Dough

Phi Dough — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:25:58 +0000

OMG! Appropriate avatar! You look like you got your Thing caught in your key.
You also look like me after a wicked curry!

By: Phi Dough

Phi Dough — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:15:47 +0000

LOL! *adds bookmark*

By: Mindless Self Denial

Mindless Self Denial — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:07:45 +0000

LMPO (laughing my pants off)!! This is the funniest thing about this Engrish fail so far.

By: Leanan

Leanan — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:02:49 +0000

I suppose this was a common sentiment when the No pants subrway ride took place during a snowstorm

By: Stupid Troll be Stupid (Not Ron Burgandy?)

Stupid Troll be Stupid (Not Ron Burgandy?) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:44:50 +0000

Yeah, I can tell by the pixels, shadows, and the fact that I’m not
funny means that nothing else can be funny without
Photoshop.

By: starpants

starpants — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:04:18 +0000

i agree with you 110%
for example: the movie “The Undead”
it was so bad, it was hilarious.

By: IWANTSACHEEZEBURGER!

IWANTSACHEEZEBURGER! — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:15:59 +0000

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

By: IWANTSACHEEZEBURGER!

IWANTSACHEEZEBURGER! — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:15:43 +0000

Awww and I thought it was reversed!!!

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:00:01 +0000

Doo wop doo wop!

By: Goizeder

Goizeder — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:43:33 +0000

I got mixed up for a second and thought of “pants are the key to Star Wars”…