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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.


Jeder weiß, wie er heißt: Butters.
“Das bin ich!”
Then Unosson is not your name?
Seen the fact that Asians are told to speak “r” as “l”:
this is absolute normal Sparkling Soda!
EngR/Lish at its best!
Totally agree. If it was called sparkling soda, everyone would pronounce it wrong. At least this way people are going to pronounce it right.
Looks yummy anyways.
I like the cute Christmas pictures on the label, seems a bit random lol
Sparkring, right, but what flavor is it?
(Or … do I really want to know the answer to that?)
Probabry remon.
Or rime.
It’s almost always rime
remon-rime? sounds dericious!
I couldn’t taste it,
the rings cut my gums up
and the aftar taste was like getting hit with a static bomb. OUCH!
Do sparkring vampires drink this?
I want a spark ring…
try sitting on an electric fence.
Or whizzing on one.
“Don’t whizz on the electric fence!”
I remember that when it was new. I feel old. Happy happy joy joy.)
LOG!
Ren and Stimpy win.
I think they are making fun of us.
Lord of the SparkRings?
Yeah! One ring to spark them all.
And a nasty little creature named Gorrum
And a cute but potentially gay elf named Regoras…(oooh, there’s one heck of a pun in there somewhere; quick, somebody, grab it!!)
Looks like nobody can see it. Where’s that %*@&# panda when we need it?
do they have prain water too?
Having worked for printing companies I can totally see how this would have happened:
Guy at computer keyboard: What the name of product need rabel?
Guy looking at the paperwork from client: Sparkring Soda
Guy at keyboard: Sparkring Soda? Okay, I make rable for it right now.
does it make your rips numb so its hard to tark? it sounds rearry annoying… and painfur
bubbly would be a better word.
sparkle spark;e sounds yummy?