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This is against lawn, or this is against law? Could go either way. Love it.
Its against everything this lawn stands for. Or… lays for.
YAY 2nd POST!
YAY 3rd post LOL!
Go back to bed before your mom catches you on the computer.
I love it how they spelled ‘lawn’ right when they meant ‘law’, but spelled it wrong when they actually wanted that word.
i hope they hang on to that dog poop i let my puppy drop for incriminating evidence.
You mean the doog pop you let your poppy droop — get with the Engrish program, here!
I fought the lawn, but, the lawn won.
the Clash of the Tituns?
HAHAHAHHA OMG ’tis a WIN
What I find most amusing is the mental image of reporting to the authorities with evidence of “pets drop”. Ew.
Now what i find interesting is the real threat in it:
Please, do not throwaway your trashes, — and now comes the scary part: or pets drop to this lown.
Now what the hell is a lown? ( Google tells me: a lout or rascal.)
So basically: If you throwaway your trash, they’ll drop pets on idiots! Allthough it’s against the lawn!
And report to the authorities… Thats almost Monty Python style…
… And this is their neighbour *booom* And this is where he lived *booom* …^^
HAHAHAHAHAAAA—Ehem….and now for something completely differnt.
Ann Elk
I have another theory…
Win, derm you, WIN!
TWEET!!! Stop in the name of the lawn!!
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
My dad had that happen a few times.
So his ass is grass?
No, but our backyard got really overgrown.
They will send the evidence to the authorities? But then the lawn would be clean again, right? Unlike the authority descs. XD
Judge Grass: I Am The Lawn!
DropoCop’s Prime Directives:
1-Serve the public trust
2-Protect the innocent
3-Uphold the lawn
Wasn’t that MowboCop you’re thinking of?
the evidencess (sss?)will be held againsts u!
(hope they have fun w/ the dog drops!)
Oh my.
i want to be the one to say “show me the evidence”
the LAWN is a secret society?