Comments on: Please Remove Horny

By: shut adda

shut adda — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:57:57 +0000

i want tO knOw pricE fOr 1 itEm…

By: protection asset

protection asset — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:54:00 +0000

horniness can’t be removed.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:46:40 +0000

It’s easier now to use this than taking that dreaded cold shower we normally had to take to cleanse the horniness.

By: roflcopter

roflcopter — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:11:53 +0000

how come they spell the first strawberry correctly but failed the second one?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:39:18 +0000

Then you’d have strawberry shortcake.

By: Agita

Agita — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:26:58 +0000

I think it’s a wipe for excess… *ahem* discharge. And yup, it’s NOT japanese.

By: shimojimatto

shimojimatto — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:35:58 +0000

well… since its not japanese, speaking japanese (or rather the ability to read it) wouldn’t do you much good…

By: JK

JK — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:54:14 +0000

OK, but if I use strawberry to remove _my horny, won ‘t that just make the girl horny now? So she ‘d have to use (oh I don ‘t know…maybe chocolate, or ice cream) …well you see how this is going to end!

By: kylie

kylie — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:37:54 +0000

Notice how the word “Strawbrry” is spelled wrong! ^.^

By: Roolie

Roolie — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 09:02:41 +0000

Because we all need a horniness remover with flavour

By: Hellbent

Hellbent — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:59:31 +0000

Why would I want to remove my horniness?

I like my horniness.

The voices don’t bother me when I haz it!

By: frikinaw some

frikinaw some — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:28:56 +0000

i think they misspelled it…lol

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:17:59 +0000

It would only be cold for a little while, trust me…

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:16:55 +0000

WIN!! I love horniness in my strawberry ;-}~

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:15:55 +0000

Coincident to what? OH, the word horniness…sorry, my mind gets slow when I get horny, but my husband says that’s good, because he can catch me then…

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:14:36 +0000

I’m waiting for the strawberry-flavored one. Or pomegranate.

By: roekachu

roekachu — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:25:55 +0000

Lol, I could use some of this stuff for my boyfriend sometimes XP

By: Mark.

Mark. — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 01:57:54 +0000

I could do with some of that stuff.

By: fake

fake — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:43:30 +0000

haha they dissed you “first!” LOL
yeah i’ve definitely been waiting for a strawberry scented douche

By: hanabi_x

hanabi_x — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:41:44 +0000

A. Toad -
I reckon it’s Chinese, not Japanese. There’s no kana. D:

By: Kocher

Kocher — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:32:04 +0000

I LOL’D at the limerick.

And I don’t want my horniness taken away, especially if it’s going to be replaced by strawberries.

By: dreamgear

dreamgear — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:48:49 +0000

Limerick win!

By: griffinlady

griffinlady — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 13:31:44 +0000

Yup, they got their translation from the same guys who made the calculus toothpaste.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 23:46:20 +0000

Two horny young things from Australia
Poured champagne over their genitalia
But the booze was so chilled
That the temperature killed
Their desire for a lewd bacchanalia

By: Phi Dough

Phi Dough — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 05:13:45 +0000

Strawbrry. Sounds cold. maybe that’s what cures horniness.

By: Achi

Achi — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:03:04 +0000

Nooooooo!!!! Dey be takin’ mah horniness!!!!

By: Anonymoose

Anonymoose — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:25:55 +0000

And makes you turn into a douchebag who refreshes their screen repeatedly until a new LOL is put on the front page so they can be the first idiot to say “First!”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:10:04 +0000

This stuff would have been so useful when I was at uni… actually, maybe I will start stirring into my husband’s coffee when I want a decent night’s sleep.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 20:57:52 +0000

…. awww, do I have to? I just wanted to put it over here. where it belongs.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 20:57:12 +0000

is it just coincidence that lotion makes a good lubricant?

By: A. Toad

A. Toad — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 20:40:25 +0000

That totally makes sense then, since we get our word “horn” from “corn” as in unicorn or cornucopia.

By: Hotjoe

Hotjoe — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 19:16:31 +0000

this makes me want a Strawbrry milkshake

By: Schmidt

Schmidt — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 19:15:46 +0000

makes u go limp

By: T3hL4wN1nja

T3hL4wN1nja — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:41:44 +0000

As I understand it, strawberries are one of the last things you would recommend to remove horniness…
Quite the opposite, actually >.>

By: leila

leila — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:20:02 +0000

The cells on the topmost layer of skin, stratum corneum, are called horny cells. The cream removes those dead cells that have been hanging around for too long, making skin rough.
I am guessing that the manufacturers hired local med students to do the translation.

By: Fritriac

Fritriac — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:05:09 +0000

Every time you remove your horniness, God kills a kitten!

Please, think of the kittens…

By: Chass

Chass — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:53:01 +0000

Almost certainly referring to calluses/roughness. It’s not the first time lotion mentioning ‘horniness’ has been posted here.

By: Gone_With_The_Wendell

Gone_With_The_Wendell — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:50:21 +0000

You got your Strawbrry in my horniness!

You got your horniness in my Strawbrry!

Two great tastes that taste great together!!!

By: KaBooM

KaBooM — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:24:30 +0000

You leave my horniness right where it is, thanks!

By: A. Toad

A. Toad — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:55:18 +0000

I’m thinking they may be using “horny” in the literal sense, i.e. a quality of something that possesses horns. Maybe it is a wart remover? Or possibly a skin lotion to remove roughness on callouses? I don’t really know, as I don’t speak Japanese, but that is my guess.

By: Average Guy

Average Guy — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:51:16 +0000

Mmmm… strawbrry!

By: Bunniemagyk

Bunniemagyk — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:33:36 +0000

I am wondering if this is their way of saying “douche”… either way, I doubt it will taste or smell anything like a strawberry.

By: First!

First! — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:18:33 +0000

What does the “Horniness remover” do I wonder..?

By: First!

First! — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:17:28 +0000

First first!