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A Dance Party Is Trouble!


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Engrish photo by Clark

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  1. Kannibal Doktor says:

    FIRST >D

  2. Taryn Epperson says:

    FIRST!

  3. Kannibal Doktor says:

    OMT!
    I noes a taryn

  4. elfinugget says:

    I’m pretty sure that guy holding the sign is troublesome. Especially if he invites me to a dance-party-or-something like.

    he’s like … Dr. House mixed with creepy professor. yeek.

    Dear world: please crop the weirdos out of your pictures. Thanks.

    • SMOTE says:

      Elf,

      Good humor, well met! I meant no ill, but was just joining the happy fray, much like the Irishman coming into a pub and finds a brawl going on. Rolls up his sleeves, respectfully asks the barkepp: “Is this a private fight or can anybody join in?”

      Your ilk kens my ilk, akin then?

      SMOTE

  5. FRAGGLEROCKROFLMAO! says:

    Does it say mAnager or mEnager?

  6. Litewinger says:

    I’ll never be coaxed for a dance party, never I say!!

  7. Tommy says:

    Yeah, those dance parties ARE troublesome

  8. crazykitteh says:

    AHAHA.
    Was that happening a lot they felt the need to have a sign? And is the man holding the sign one of the troublesome ones?

    • Seth says:

      Probably a local scam of some sort, maybe selling drugs or pimping. Or just jacking you when they get you back to their place. I’ve seen the like in a few countries.

  9. Annimal says:

    I would never go to a dance party with someone named Broad Lands.

  10. ObscureWittyReference says:

    It’s the undefined “Something Like” portion that puts the frighteners on me.

  11. mandoo says:

    I wish someone would coax me into a Dance-Party-or-Something Like!!! Party time, yeah!

  12. Joe says:

    oh yeah, i heard about this…it’s in India actually, this one hotel warns travelers to avoid people who, quite literally, randomly invite you to a party. those people tend to be pickpockets, thugs, you name it

    • Seth says:

      Heh, should have scrolled down before replying above. I’ve seen that sort of thing in India and Greece. Pickpockets, thugs, drug dealers, or pimps. It pays to be a little wary of overly friendly strangers in foreign countries. The Goa region of India is a Mecca for ravers… do people still use that word? God I feel old now. I was there in the 80s. Anyway, my guess is that this is in Goa. Wiki link above.

    • Smote says:

      Correct — In fact, the Broadlands (another spelling) was well-known to the traveling Euro-trash circus maximus back in the day, which at that moment happened to be 1994 … great old place situated right next to a mosque, and you’d hear the call fives times daily … recall fondly at Broadlands that inner court open to the sky, filled with tropical trees and calm and quiet – a sanctuary from the constant din of Madras/Chennai autorickshaws and Tata trucks

      Never knew why they all needed to be painted HONK HORN PLEASE – rather than PLEASE STOP HONKING DAMMIT!

      the guy resembling the guy in the pic

  13. Smote says:

    TYPOS apologize for them Self in SMOTE posts

    ~ no fix 4 pix commento de typo ~

    SMOTE

  14. Audball says:

    What if they try to coax you like they are NOT troublesome? Then do you need to be cautious?

  15. BAW says:

    Actually, once you disentangle the fractured English, it is fairly sensible advice.

  16. Linhasxoc says:

    This is in much need of a Shikamaru joke. How troublesome indeed!

  17. Ele-yah says:

    Haha! I saw that sign at Broad Lands Hotel in Chennai, then Madras, 13 years ago! You also got to watch out for the film industry creeps who come to the hotel to round up extras, and after a day of funny film shooting they try to pay you in hashish… and suddenly a local policeman appears out of a puff of smoke with his hand out for baksheesh (i.e., pay-me-so-I-don’t-arrest-you money). And he looks so much like the same policeman who was chatting with the crew all day long…

  18. Flied Lice says:

    What this is being about? Warn no orgy to be doing?

  19. Gojasimma says:

    Tamil Engrish!! Vetri!

  20. GaKu says:

    My cousin was in Italy playing for an orchestra and going on tour and at one of the hotels they stayed at some Italian boys were calling them out of their rooms to go dancing at night. Some of the girls went and go in SO much trouble.
    It sounds like fun though…

  21. muhaha says:

    ffdgfdg

  22. timy says:

    how does i fave stoff here and why do i haff to inject my coment

  23. only if a person doesn’t like to dance.


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