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france style fried children (a whole one)

Engrish photo by Jeff Vanstone, submitted by Kevin Fanady

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  1. Phi Dough says:

    So the French fry children & the Germans fire their pork deep. I prefer the German style.

    • a no nimous says:

      Wrong!
      We do not fry children in France, we just store them in the freezer.
      Those Chinese…

      • griffinlady says:

        X_X No you’re wrong
        it’s not French fried
        It’s “FRANCE fried children”

        get it right darn you!

        • Phi Dough says:

          So it’s not the French doing the cooking in France now? Must be Gordon Ramsay. Could fry children at 10 paces just by yelling at them.

        • a no nimous says:

          My mistake, you are terribly right griffinlady.
          By the way just to make sure, I opened one of my recipe book, there’s a couple recipe that includes children.
          They are well known over the world now, though we do not use them anymore.

        • Un Onymous says:

          Actually, French fries originate from Belgium.

          • fake says:

            This is true I read it in a magazine. National Geographic to be exact, and NG doesn’t lie….neither do clipboards. LOL inside joke. griffinlady is funny! everybody here is funny

  2. Skrolnik says:

    Yeah, I want four of those. And a Coke. My brother will have the dry white toast.

  3. PedoBear says:

    PedoBear aproves!!! ;D…

  4. Lark88 says:

    I’m so hungry I could eat whole…wait a minute….

  5. bodach says:

    Recession bites deep when the Germans fire the pork …

  6. HRJ says:

    I accidentally the whole fried chicken.

  7. mamarosa says:

    you should grill your children, it’s healthier.

    Or at least they should call the fried children ‘crispy children’.

  8. Iv says:

    Hi, it is realy interesting and funny. Cheers!

  9. Nunya says:

    Hey, with the one-child policy, you have to figure out what to do with the extras!

  10. Evil Weezel says:

    Can I haz that children spicy?

  11. Divided by zero says:

    So that’s where those kids in “Child Transportation Fail” were going!

  12. dr_handle says:

    It’s entirely possible to eat a whole one – according to common practice in the US, you just order a Diet Coke with it, and that negates the calorific intake of the entire meal. So why not have a side order of deep fried puppies with that?

  13. Meh says:

    >>Deep fired German pork.

    Crisis at its best.

  14. Adrienne says:

    Here in Texas, we call them ‘Freedom’ Children instead.

  15. Filthy says:

    Ooh la la! France-Style Fried Children… With a little bernaise on the side.

    Still more appetizing than frog legs and escargot. The French have come a long way in culinary sophisitication.

  16. Dibbes says:

    ÜberLOLz

  17. Mike says:

    Wow I am surprised they did not get full rating yet…it doesn’t get much funnier then this!! haha

  18. megan says:

    I dont think I can eat a whole child, wanna go halves?

  19. Chu says:

    It should be “French style fried chick”.
    It’s a dish with an unmatured little chicken.

  20. jOsh says:

    So, the Soylent people finally opened a chain of restaurants, eh?

  21. ThisOldNewManGuy says:

    FRIED CHILDREN?!

    I wish I could rate this SIX stars! XD

  22. KittehKitsune says:

    I chuckled at the ‘Fried Children’… but lol’d at the “Fired German Pork”.

  23. spazzdragon25 says:

    no, no…… little children taste better sliced, diced, and ROASTED!!!

  24. Guacanator says:

    Mmm…. Fried Children

    Most delicious eat food!

  25. Someone says:

    Persons? isn’t it people?


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