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Ummmm. Half grilled. Sounds dangerous.
Disgusting! I demand properly cooked herpes this instant.
I think that’s how I got my herpes. That weiner wasn’t cooked properly.
Hah… just waiting for the obligatory guy to come and say that since it’s grammatically correct, it’s not really Engrish.
Absolutely. You get bird flu from half grilled. And herpes.
Yall are funny and cracking me up!!!!! Laugh you make me.
LOL just doing a little Engrish of my own. WTF is up with that panda thing
notice that they’re serving pigeon. I’d love some of that
I believe they call it “squab”
notice they failed on the “main cours”
and “itam” at the top.. geez do they have spellcheck on their computer systems?
Probably herpes is better than herbs
Oh, it is, but only if it is the genital kind and only if the chicken is rubbed directly on the open lesions right before half-grilling. Luckily the Cook is a Whore on the side.
That chicken really gets around!
The Pigeon sounds yummy, what disease do they stuff it with I wonder.
I thought it was salmonella you got from undercooked chicken.
Dude, I’m more worried about the PIGEON and the ESCALOPE !
hehe
In a lot of old cookbooks pigeon pie was not uncommon. Particularly in cities.
Pigeon stuffed with avian flu :<
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Mmmm…pigeon…
Stuffed with gerbil?
Pigerbin?
And if you stuff a vole inside that, you get a pigerbole.
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Typing upside down doesnt make you cul :3
Ah, herpes, back on the menu again, I see…
Can I get the chicken raw, and the pigeon with the herpes? Maybe some Escalope for added flavor
Your herpes….it hasa flavour…tastes like….u kno
what a raw cold sore ?
I had herpes for breakfast. What do you have with syphilis?
I’d recommend the fliet mignon with some red wine…it really brings out the subtle syphillis flavor. Now, if you want to taste some really good chlamydia, you’ll have to go across the street…
I know someone who can give you herpes much cheaper than that.
Pointing bear! You’re back! Have you met Pedobear? Here, let me introduce you…
*Closes cage and throws away the key*
It’s not a bear… It’s a panda.
And the pigeon must be yummy. I wonder if they serve seagulls too…
Panda! You’re back! Yea!
are you that stupid?! pandas are bears. pffffft. you’re lack of knowledge of our ursine friends is appalling !!! shame on you!!! now take off your clothes and go to my room!
Yes, I know they are bears! But they are panda bears! Different in colour and in diet as well. If much, they are 2nd degree cousins of “normal” bears. And two times cuter too! :p
DEATH TO THE PANDA
I’d like my herpes Super Sized, thx.
Escalope with herpes?
Sounds like the one that got away…
What kind of advertise is this???
Um… It’s supposed to say “Half Grilled Chicken and Salmonella”… Oh? It has herpes too? Excellent, nevermind then
Yes, we would NEVER have found the Engrish without the panda bear of FAIL. Really.
Wow that costs a lot for herpes…. i can get mine free.
must be popular there lol
I *think* they meant half a chicken, not just halfway cooked. That’s purely speculation though LOL
“Grilled beef steak with souce”
But is good chicken!
Panda are not actually bears, they are more closely related to a raccoon
AKA Chicken Pox.
was a disgusting concept!