Engrish photo by Tyler C
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Maybe Tyler was just startin in with the fuzzy text. I’m pretty sure the first word is “First”.
Nah, he’s a troll! *gets torch and lights it while calling for villagers*
Can you say “photoshop?”
Novel Design!
I want to know what comes in this box. Car? Doll? Butterfly? Classic Engrish, anyhow. Bet there’s more funny stuff under the butterfly- can anyone read it?
I think its:
First (garble) product
Many color a lot, advanced (garble) by you
We continuously offer the latest (garble) (garble) prices
It seems to be a ball joint doll, but I can’t make out a lot of the words in the smaller print.
Nope, the doll int he picture does not fit in that box, or come in a box of that type.
Maybe a Blythe doll? They do come in a smaller size.
I can’t read it. I tried to find a sharper picture of this, and failed. But while doing that I googled “Once own nothing can instead”, and apparently that’s a really common Engrish on toy boxes. I wonder what it’s meant to be.
A fairly accurate description of any car, really.
Maybe it’s like…. “Once it is yours, it’s yours forever and ever and ever!”.
How did you not get it?
“Once you own this, nothing can replace it”
Biggest exaggeration ever, though
Small scale ball jointed doll? What is this thing? I’ve never seen them come in a package like that.
The fact that it cites having “lowest” prices probably notes it’s a knock off though.
The one in the picture looks like a Volks doll, but they don’t come that small (and still look like that)
It isn’t unheard of for a knockoff to use an image of a doll that isn’t actually in the package. It’s probably an illegal recasting (well, I suppose it’s “legal” depending on the country of origin – though still morally wrong to a huge degree). So this could be a “MSD” scale doll. The package certainly doesn’t seem to be selling the clothes…. Seems too big for that.
I think it means, “once you try this one you’ll never want anything else.” or….”once you go plastic you never go back?”
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“First grade product
Many color a lot,
advanced freely by you
We continuously offer
the latest thing lowest price”
So is it a doll or a car…or a butterfly?
Thx 4 the translation. Many color a lot, freely advanced by you? May be doll, car or butterfly?
Got it! it has to be a transformer!
You can’t instead me! Once pwn you!
OMFG 1′TZ LI3K S0 T0T@77y @W3SUM!!!!!!ONE!!!!
Missed the point? The site is about Engrish, not Gibberish.
I don’t think that even qualifies as gibberish. More like they need a new keyboard, since half the keys appear to be missing?
LouZha has the text down correctly. I have to apologize for the fuzziness of the picture, I was to busy laughing when I took it.
It is a doll. There was no car in the box. And best of all, in my mind, it was found in Honduras.
Thanks for thinking it was as funny as I thought it was.
It’s cheepy thing what you expect?
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that doll is creepy 0-0
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i know this is engrish, but what the crud? XD
I got me one of those … and they’re not lying , nothing and i mean nothing can ‘instead’ !!!
*LONG LIVE THE FUNS CAR!!!*
The best part is how the Funs Car doll looks like she’s about to OD on heroin. That IS funs!!
last!
wait…. was the doll inside the one on the front?? If so, you got a reeeeeally cheap knockoff Volks. Pics or it didn’t happen.