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1st!
Did you know that having 2 tablespoons of pickled herring a day could lower your blood pressure?
Did you know that yelling 1st! causes brain damage AND a high blood pressure?
Did you know that you’re a homosexual?
Did you know that inhaling gasoline fumes from less than five feet away can cause warts?
Did you know everybody dislikes you?
Oh, no!
Did you know that that bread know?
I know the beard knows
The five o’ clock Shadow knows.
George W Bush doesn’t know.
Well, duh!
Hmm, the way it’s worded suggests there are some steps unknown to the beard. Wow. Now I want to multiply by those steps. Is there no end to my civil disobedience…
I love beards!
*masturbates*
It’s true, you know. Ingrid Vandebosch is all-knowing!
I love when Captain Weiner masturbates!
*masturbates*
delicious!!! nom nom nom!!!
Multiply by steps? This looks like one of those strange maths problems that our slightly weird maths teacher used to set, yeah, the bloke who rewarded students with sweeties, and smoked those funny green cigarettes behind the staff room…
Think of a beard. Double it. Double it again. Multiply it by beard. Add beard. Divide by beard. Subtract the beard you first thought of.
Now you are an orange kangaroo from Denmark. With a beard.
What does Katie Homes have to do with counting steps?
well, she did multiply…
Necessary Knowledge for taking the Escalator:
For your safety and that of others, when taking the escalator please remember:
[etc.]
Or you’ll get your beard caught?
Chuck Norris’s beard can multiply by steps, ya know.
Chuck Norris?!
*masturbates*
Oh yes, the beard KNOWS
It a “word by word” translation.
The actual translation was ” Things you should know when taking an escalator”
the beard knows something!