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  1. XxChumxX says:

    Cool…

  2. barboid says:

    I know you’re not supposed to “judge a book by its cover”, but ewww! Was this supposed to look like someone sticking out his tongue or maybe the logo from one of the Rolling Stones’ album covers?

  3. Oi says:

    I guess there’s some tongue action in with this…

  4. Lucki says:

    I love osakas!
    Their menu items always make me giggle :D

  5. Moolaz says:

    I love fish eggs with my threesome. Fish eggs everywhere…gross.

  6. Ana says:

    Me wantssssss!!!

  7. Jebus says:

    I’m guessing it’s a female threesome, since it only has eggs…

  8. Leanan says:

    Those fish eggs remind me of gummi bears for some reason.

  9. Viz says:

    Looks more like a woman downstairs at “that time of the month”

  10. dr_handle says:

    Well, obviously, a mundane threesome will never be adequate again.

  11. Seng says:

    They are the droppings of the white crack where as for that chocolate and the cherry have been attached? Or really what and is being, it will do that?
    Engrish

    English
    Is that a spit, white turd with cherries and chocolate on it? Or what else could that be?

  12. Seng says:

    split not spit

  13. ringo says:

    sea urchin, salmon eggs, and scallions. What’s the problem?

  14. Lilli says:

    So totally looks like a woman’s private parts… well.. if you remove the toppings.

  15. Catherine says:

    OMG!! This is from Osakas!!! My friend and I were just there and we thought that picture looked like vagina. hah. The virgin role is what i live for.

  16. C.C. says:

    its fish roe on top of rice with green onion and seaweed
    i think the bottom stuff is either mackerel roe or sea urchin
    the orange is salmon
    the black-looking stuff is seaweed
    i think you know what rice and green onion look like

  17. Kelly says:

    looks like the worst threesome to me.

  18. White Hammer says:

    Strangest. Porn movie. Ever.

  19. Jess says:

    Haha, that food looks sexual in a way too…hehehe

  20. meggg ! says:

    hilaroussssssss :D

  21. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    If this looks sexual, you haven’t seen a whole oyster, out-of-shell, on end. If it doesn’t look like dark meat curtains to you, you have probably never seen it in real life. I’m a chick, and I still giggle like an idiot when I get them

  22. Saint says:

    i think my wife will be happy. i’m NEVER asking for a threesome again.

    and yes, it looks like a vagina made out of play-doh, with red hair, and mold growing in the hair. on rice. hehe, LOL, and it probably smells like fish.

  23. Sticky Note says:

    If you eat beef tongue, You’re really making out with a cow.

  24. ad hoc says:

    looks like a bloody turd. no thank you very much.

  25. Mark. says:

    The light pink stuff towards the bottom of the photo looks like a whole set of fish roes (ovaries, unpeeled, not teased into separate eggs, with the surface blood vessel of the outer membrane visible at the midline. So it could be a “threesome” of fish-egg goodies. It still looks naughty, and the choice of the word “threesome” is either a blunder or intentionally risque’.

    I missed the last mullet roe season. No, that isn’t what bad haircuts hatch from.

  26. sidewinter says:

    definitely looks like a vagina

  27. RainbowColouredLlama says:

    It’s a vagina!

  28. Spew says:

    I was thinking the exact same thing -Shudder-

  29. Spew says:

    I dont see how this looks like a vagina

  30. Jason Chan says:

    I have one of those thanks

  31. definitely a mistake in english writing.


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