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1st !
1st what???
…in any case nothing intelligent…
Did you know that rubbing laserjet toner on a bee sting decreases its painfulness?
Did you know that nobody cares about that? ;-P
true
Precisely!
you are a dumbass
Keep money safe in…underwear….what kind of genius though this?
Oh, and 1st is not considered a comment.
You know, you can just click the rebuttle key on the comment.
Hey, pi, you didn’t finish spelling your name.
*World explodes.*
*Reality collapses*
*Bush becomes president again*
*BOOM!*
You divided by 0.
Divide By Zero Error, self destructing… or cake.
only Chuck Norris can divide by zero
I can divide by 0! If you have one cake and give to none you have one cake!
When I poo, Chuck Norris happens.
Actually you wouldn’t have any cake. Because of the fact that you didn’t give cake to anybody, you techincally haven’t even given yourself a slice of that delicious cake. It now exists theoretically in the twilight zone. Good luck getting it back!
P.S. If you do happen to get it back, can you divide it by 2 and send me half? That is if it hasn’t lost its deliciousness from being nonexistant for so long… I actually do not know how time in the twilight zone correlates to time in reality so I’ll have to let you figure that one out on your own.
…or you could ask Chuck.
so 0 divided by 0 is… 0?
OMFG NOT BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D8
O.o She is? Whoah…
Gimme a moment here…
Somebody that have actually been in a third world country? Yeah, you keep the money-stash in the underwear where the pick pockets can’t get to them.
Haven’t seen any luggage gangsters though.
…is a lie (continuing name)
i like how they emphasised underwear.
keep money safe in UNDERWEAR!!! *cue epic fanfare*
YAAAAY fanfare! *applauds*
Now the gangsters know where to seek :-d
*does not go to your family reunions*
Why in the world would you want to see your grandpa get touched?
Pedobear much?
Pedobear says TOO OLD
But to embarrasy if underwear be sighted.
Wouldn’t your underwear be the FIRST place the luggage gangsters look?
No! Luggage gangsters only steal luggage. Ever wondered why they always disappear? That is why they be called ‘luggage gangsters’ not ‘sexual harrasment panda’.
Damn those luggage gangsters!
I have such a big package in my drawers- I hope the gangsters won’t find it there
why can’t i be a luggage gangster?!
you have to go through a fat-chick-who-doesn’t-wax-underwear-checking initiation first.
Eew… Now I’ll have to go to therapy to get that image out of my mind, thank you very much ¬¬
Ew.
Keep your hand on your halfpenny!
This is simply a marketing campaign for the train company.
Straight up yo!
Gonna jack some mo-fu**in’ LUGGAGE up in this B****, yeah dogg.
Best be handin’ over dat Samsonite ‘fore I hafta BLAST YA, aight?
Yo homie, check dem draws… ODAMN! :: pistol whips passenger ::
GANK dat fool!
Straight-up LUGGAGE GANGSTA 4 LYFE
I don’t know why, but that made me laugh so hard…
EPIC WIN!
“4 lyfe”
too funny…I’m dying
*Gets a defibrillator*
Stand back!
Bzzzzzt!!
Bzzzzzzzt!!
Okay, now that I’ve roasted my cheese sandwich, where’s the patient?
hahah sounds like a Navy hospital to me!
Can I have half?
Hang on, lemme get that dollar for you.
Why does this dollar smell like a**?
What you don’t know won’t hurt you.
Unless you get pink eye…
I’d hate to be a cashier on that line.
“What denomination is that bill, could you wipe it off for me?” *gags*
de-nomnomnom-ination
haha…
apparently the bus company hasn’t heard of those flat travel pouches you can fit under your shirt…
what denomination..haha…
This seems fake, then again putting your money in your underwear would stop most thieves, unless they wanted more then your money.
If I didn’t habitually keep my money in my underwear and ride around on buses waiting for luggage gangsters, I’d have no love life whatsoever…
p.s. that isn’t actually considered a ‘romantic date’ lol
Aw man, is it too late to rename my band Luggage Gangsters?
No.
You may now start checking the groupies.
Hey, does that mean when the fans throw their underwear at you, the money will still be in it? Bonus!
To be able to train safer, i have to put money into my underwear to stop luggage gangsters in operation getting my money.
My favorite part is “Keep money safe in underwear”
:3
train safer? how am i supposed to do my training with my money in my underwear?!
Paper cuts are a b**ch
Then just carry coins and hope its not too cold outside
“Please insert coin in slot” Oh, it’s all just a bit dreadful…
Mess with the luggage gangsters and you’ll end up sleeping with the tackle boxes, see.
Is that change in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Who would be happy to see you?
Jeez, sorry, just throwing in my two cents…
No pun intended.
This luggage gangster has an offer you cant refuse
Thank the gods! I’ve been riding around on this bus for what seems like forever… your seat or mine?
This is Mr J on Koh Tao again, the same guy as the ‘Nature No Free’ one from a couple of weeks ago…
I hope to inspire everyone to speak in four-five word spurts at a time.
I believe in hope………hope for all Americans…….If you believe in hope……
you too can give hope……hope for the middle class……that is the working class……I have beliefs that you…..that you can believe in……hope that you can…..that you can hope for…..and by looking back….back at the past….we can look forward….forward to the future.
Thank you,
Imperator Obama
lol, nice….that is certainly how he captured the minds of millions of american zombies
Another one from the famous Mr J of Koh Tao!
Ya know… I thin their serious…. I get the feeling that this isn’t engrish…. still hilarious though. If unsanitary.
good call on koh tao. i had forgotten where i took the picture and i was only in bankok and koh tao so that solves it
OMG I *KNEW* I WAS HIDING IT WRONG! DX
the luggage gangs of asia?