I was at a bar with my brother once. He was rather intoxicated and entered the women’s restroom by mistake.
A while later he comes out looking terrified and says “Don’t go in there! It’s like a pink labyrinth in there! I didn’t think I would find my way back out!” It was very amusing, but I don’t think he remembers it… But I think of that every time I see a pink bathroom like this.
HEAD KNIGHT: Augh! Ohh! Don’t say that word.
ARTHUR: What word?
HEAD KNIGHT: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
ARTHUR: How can we not say the word if you don’t tell us what it is?
KNIGHTS OF NI: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: You said it again!
…oh to be young and observant. To, for the first time, see the possibilities at hand. Return to the classroom. Determine when the next absence from the classroom is pending (what! There are none? Create an excuse.) Take a magic marker with you on your return trip. Place a ‘S’ and an ‘H’ in that place. Pray to GOD for forgiveness at the realization of what you’ve just done…
In New York it knocks you down
In New Orleans it knocks you up
In New England it knocks you out
In New Jersey it doesnt matter cause the air quality will suffocate you anyway.
what is it?
It’s… RIGHT BEHIND YOU! RUN!
it knocks UP! DOWN! LEFT RIGHT! in 3 MINS!
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yeah too far. HAVE SOME MORE YELLING IN YOUR HEAD!!
Bend over….I’ll show ya.
Opportunity.
What is love?
Love is love! Idiots…
Baby don’t hurt me, no more…
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
I don’t get it.
You haven’t seen Silence of the Lambs. You’re also a troll. Not because of this comment, because of others.
oh, sorry.
cool! I was thinking that! lol
Me too!
it’s a relief to know it knocks, whatever it is.
d’you think it rocks?
It puts the lotion on its skin.
Or else it gets the hose again.
totally what I was thinking
Ditto!
Lol! Win. I was just coming here to do that…
Or the hoes get IT!
I knew someone would say it.
Too funny, I said it puts the lotion in the basket after seeing the pic…..
Great minds thinking alike….LOL
Absolutely – how could you think of anything else?
lol exactly what i was thinking.
That’s the first thing i thought of when I saw this picture. I thought it was an original thought, but I guess not.
It knocks, so you don’t have to.
it also plays relaxing music when you use it and wipes your butt afterwards.
OMG! NEW TECHNOLOGY! IT KNOCKS BY ITSELF!
I hear it knocking, but it can’t come in.
The bathroom is pink (Y)
I was at a bar with my brother once. He was rather intoxicated and entered the women’s restroom by mistake.
A while later he comes out looking terrified and says “Don’t go in there! It’s like a pink labyrinth in there! I didn’t think I would find my way back out!” It was very amusing, but I don’t think he remembers it… But I think of that every time I see a pink bathroom like this.
Why do you think we care about something your idiotic brother said when he was drunk
too bad your response doesn’t exactly interest us either. fail.
Steffie: because it was funny, and that’s what we’re all here for.
Oh i am sorry i thought we were here to discuss worldpeace and how to solve the climate change probleme.
step 1: remove pole from ass
step 2: be a happy person
Aw, come ON!! Can’t I skip step 1, PUH-leeez?
NO WAI.
remember when the picture came up and psychedelic said “can’t i skip step 1″ and you were like, “no wai” and then i was all…
acualy, i didn’t say anything, really.
It knocks or it gets the hose again.
IT F***ING KNOCKS!
*knock knock*
- Who’s there ?
- It.
it who?
it who Brute?
HA!
I’m just glad the sign doesn’t say “knockers’.
I’d be more relieved if it said “knockers”.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
creepy
Knocks what? It better not knock ME over…
this is just cryptic enough to be creepy and funny.
This sounds like the tagline for new horror movie…
“This July 4th weekend, you will know fear when… IT KNOCKS.”
lawl
i’d watch it.
it knocks, indeed.
Huh…. a self knocking door, what’ll they think of next?
If there is something knocking at my door, I’d rather it not be that f’ing clown…
It knocks? Maybe you need to use a higher grade gasoline in your door or get it to a mechanic.
I was going the say essentially the same thing, only as a tacky flatulence joke–as in premium GAS. But I’m too old to be making fart jokes….
In response to all of it, all I have to add is:
HEAD KNIGHT: Augh! Ohh! Don’t say that word.
ARTHUR: What word?
HEAD KNIGHT: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
ARTHUR: How can we not say the word if you don’t tell us what it is?
KNIGHTS OF NI: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: You said it again!
It’s the sequel to “She Bangs”. Sequels are never as good as the orignal.
Everybody! We’re going to Bang Sue!
…oh to be young and observant. To, for the first time, see the possibilities at hand. Return to the classroom. Determine when the next absence from the classroom is pending (what! There are none? Create an excuse.) Take a magic marker with you on your return trip. Place a ‘S’ and an ‘H’ in that place. Pray to GOD for forgiveness at the realization of what you’ve just done…
lmfao XD
Better switch to premium gas!
It? You mean like Stephen King’s It?
Gee, thanks, Happyman, now I’m going to be scared of pink doors for the rest of my life.
“It knocks on the door or it gets the hose again!”
Maybe the door doesn’t fit the frame properly and it moves even when it’s closed. So the door knocks on its frame.
It knocks on the door…or else you get to…wait again??
I wouldn’t want to wait…especially if I needed to use the facilities.
It knocks or it gets the hose again!
GOOD LORD QUIT WITH THE HOSE ALREADY…
That’s what SHE said!
Thats what HE said she said.
Who says he said that she said that….um..? Wait, now, where was I?
Correctly, when referring to paint/color combinations as found in the above picture, the correct door-sign-doohickey should be, “It Sucks”.
right after it puts the lotion on the skin, right?
In Soviet Russie, the door knocks you
Russia*
When it knocks, it knocks!
THATS WHAT SHE SAID.
It knocks because it’s polite.
Don’t knock it till you try it, or don’t try it till it knocks?
It Knocks? Does it also put the lotion on the skin?
(oops didn’t see the other lotion comment)
Smeagle went to Asia and wrote this
It’s puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again.
In New York it knocks you down
In New Orleans it knocks you up
In New England it knocks you out
In New Jersey it doesnt matter cause the air quality will suffocate you anyway.
orly?
It also puts the lotion on its skin…
OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!
… but all the other members of the Adams family, will walk right in on you!
They really are that “creepy … kooky … mysterious and spooky.
They’re all together ooky. The Adams family. *snap!* *snap!*”
Oh, um, ok, uh, thanks for the information?
Um…
It’s knockers?
it knocks, therefore it exists?