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It Knocks?

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  1. luck.e.punk says:

    what is it?

  2. luck.e.punk says:

    it’s a relief to know it knocks, whatever it is.

  3. Descruell says:

    It puts the lotion on its skin.

  4. AdamBast says:

    It knocks, so you don’t have to.

  5. junipa says:

    it also plays relaxing music when you use it and wipes your butt afterwards.

  6. YounisAMAX says:

    OMG! NEW TECHNOLOGY! IT KNOCKS BY ITSELF!

  7. Joseph says:

    I hear it knocking, but it can’t come in.

  8. The bathroom is pink (Y)

  9. Mike says:

    It knocks or it gets the hose again.

    IT F***ING KNOCKS!

  10. Pzc says:

    *knock knock*
    - Who’s there ?
    - It.

  11. Deana says:

    I’m just glad the sign doesn’t say “knockers’.

  12. marcin says:

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

  13. satchfan15 says:

    Knocks what? It better not knock ME over…

  14. banjo1 says:

    this is just cryptic enough to be creepy and funny.

  15. Orangutan says:

    This sounds like the tagline for new horror movie…

    “This July 4th weekend, you will know fear when… IT KNOCKS.”

  16. puma says:

    it knocks, indeed.

  17. Ben says:

    Huh…. a self knocking door, what’ll they think of next?

  18. ssunphyre says:

    If there is something knocking at my door, I’d rather it not be that f’ing clown…

  19. John M. Hanna says:

    It knocks? Maybe you need to use a higher grade gasoline in your door or get it to a mechanic.

    • Sadie Thompson says:

      I was going the say essentially the same thing, only as a tacky flatulence joke–as in premium GAS. But I’m too old to be making fart jokes….

  20. Porfyria says:

    In response to all of it, all I have to add is:

    HEAD KNIGHT: Augh! Ohh! Don’t say that word.
    ARTHUR: What word?
    HEAD KNIGHT: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
    ARTHUR: How can we not say the word if you don’t tell us what it is?
    KNIGHTS OF NI: Aaaaugh!
    HEAD KNIGHT: You said it again!

  21. DE says:

    It’s the sequel to “She Bangs”. Sequels are never as good as the orignal.

  22. Lllll. says:

    …oh to be young and observant. To, for the first time, see the possibilities at hand. Return to the classroom. Determine when the next absence from the classroom is pending (what! There are none? Create an excuse.) Take a magic marker with you on your return trip. Place a ‘S’ and an ‘H’ in that place. Pray to GOD for forgiveness at the realization of what you’ve just done…

  23. Kyowai says:

    Better switch to premium gas!

  24. Happyman says:

    It? You mean like Stephen King’s It?

  25. Champagne and Gunsmoke says:

    “It knocks on the door or it gets the hose again!”

  26. chenry says:

    Maybe the door doesn’t fit the frame properly and it moves even when it’s closed. So the door knocks on its frame.

  27. Guess Again says:

    It knocks on the door…or else you get to…wait again??
    I wouldn’t want to wait…especially if I needed to use the facilities.

  28. Azi says:

    It knocks or it gets the hose again!

  29. Psychedelic says:

    Correctly, when referring to paint/color combinations as found in the above picture, the correct door-sign-doohickey should be, “It Sucks”.

  30. breanna says:

    right after it puts the lotion on the skin, right?

  31. Asderbal says:

    In Soviet Russie, the door knocks you

  32. Tirabaralla says:

    When it knocks, it knocks!

  33. lulu says:

    THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

  34. Ana says:

    It knocks because it’s polite.

  35. KartoonNotWerk says:

    Don’t knock it till you try it, or don’t try it till it knocks?

  36. Babs says:

    It Knocks? Does it also put the lotion on the skin?

  37. Captain K says:

    Smeagle went to Asia and wrote this

  38. Chookeez says:

    It’s puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again.

  39. G-Rod says:

    In New York it knocks you down
    In New Orleans it knocks you up
    In New England it knocks you out
    In New Jersey it doesnt matter cause the air quality will suffocate you anyway.

  40. Dan The Man says:

    It also puts the lotion on its skin…
    OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!

  41. Yalana says:

    … but all the other members of the Adams family, will walk right in on you!

    They really are that “creepy … kooky … mysterious and spooky.

    They’re all together ooky. The Adams family. *snap!* *snap!*”

  42. Eric says:

    Oh, um, ok, uh, thanks for the information?

    Um…

  43. Crusty says:

    It’s knockers?

  44. it knocks, therefore it exists?


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