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beware – monkey steal your thing

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» Glory! 54 Comment

  1. ad hoc says:

    noes ! that was my first thing, too

  2. tboner0 says:

    gotta hate it when that happens

  3. Rai-Kun says:

    Blargh, at least I know who stole my ‘insert third comment here’

  4. ad hoc says:

    if the monkey’s smart he’ll steal the sign.

  5. Ana says:

    No monkey would be stealing mah thang!

  6. Nyar says:

    I am so sorry for monkey. I am married, so my thing has been stolen already. Alongside with my dignity, money, liberty, etc…

  7. TheCannyScot says:

    So THAT’s what happened to the LOLrus’ bukkit!

  8. KaBooM says:

    Ahhhhhhhhh! Give it back you damn monkey!

  9. Dr. Toad says:

    That’s gonna leave a mark.

  10. w00t says:

    seriously…..you need help. Its just a tree!

  11. Cashman says:

    Monkey could BORROW my thing if monkey asked….jeez.

  12. ydobon says:

    I’d rather say:
    Get rid of that family filter, watch some real pr0n and get off this site!

  13. Oi says:

    My “thing”! He can’t steal my banana, I’m too attached to it, if y’know what I mean.

  14. Garbledina says:

    O NOES! Not my thing!

  15. scum says:

    I do believe that’s the mountaintop retreat of Rama IV, former king of Thailand. If you put food in your pockets the aggressive monkeys will grab it — and maybe your Thing along with it.

  16. Cornholio says:

    And red-blooded 42 year old American men.

  17. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    oh god, now that song, ‘Detachable Penis’ is stuck in my head.

  18. Psychedelic says:

    Has this already happened, or do I have time to hide my thing?

  19. Ben says:

    No! Not mah thing! D:

  20. jj says:

    Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

  21. thecolourbleu says:

    being 14 doesn’t make you cool

  22. Heather says:

    Monkey can haz thingburger?

  23. Missy says:

    What if I’m a girl? Then what?

    • Psychedelic says:

      Girz also haz thingz. Differenty shaped kinz thingz, but thingz. If you haz no thingz, you no girlz, you neuterz.

  24. rachel says:

    HAHA. Right on.

  25. KDE says:

    Monkeh Stole Mah Thing!

  26. ElleJay says:

    OMG, I noticed that too! Right below the bottom of the sign it looks like a Va Jay Jay! Thank you for noticing too!

  27. Fae says:

    NO, my thing! I need it! It’s important, that… thing… of mine. o3o

  28. The man behind you (yes, THAT man) says:

    No! Not my thing! Everything but my thing!

  29. Phineas says:

    This had to have been in the Philippines. I remember when I was really little my grandma telling me a very disturbing old wives tale to this effect =X

  30. anon says:

    my virginity…?

  31. Beardape says:

    Noes. I not think did monkey stealed would my thing. But stealed alright he did.

  32. Actually says:

    Monkeys would steal your thing while you’re reading the sign.

  33. Kylee is your mom says:

    NUU!! NOT my THANG!

  34. NegroSaki says:

    Ouch.

  35. Dan The Man says:

    So THAT’S where it went!

  36. Tha Troll says:

    BEWARE I LIVE!

  37. ham says:

    i wonder how he knows…

  38. hatman says:

    did he die?

  39. ari says:

    that is so true :s

  40. very effective engrish here.


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