
beware – monkey steal your thing
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beware – monkey steal your thing
Engrish photo by Shannon P
noes ! that was my first thing, too
gotta hate it when that happens
Blargh, at least I know who stole my ‘insert third comment here’
if the monkey’s smart he’ll steal the sign.
No monkey would be stealing mah thang!
I am so sorry for monkey. I am married, so my thing has been stolen already. Alongside with my dignity, money, liberty, etc…
If marriage took away your dignity, money and liberty then you should seriously think if that’s what you want for your life…
sadly marriage is pretty permanent… unless you go for divorce, which is the ultimate cop-out.
correction: suicide is the ultimate cop-out.
divorce is only semi-ultimate.
Are you making this sh!t up as you go along, or wut?
That would be penultimate.
Not necessarily.
Penultimate, second to last in a series of ten?
you married her.
So THAT’s what happened to the LOLrus’ bukkit!
Ahhhhhhhhh! Give it back you damn monkey!
That’s gonna leave a mark.
seriously…..you need help. Its just a tree!
in soviet russia [insert random sentence here] you!
Monkey could BORROW my thing if monkey asked….jeez.
I’d rather say:
Get rid of that family filter, watch some real pr0n and get off this site!
My “thing”! He can’t steal my banana, I’m too attached to it, if y’know what I mean.
O NOES! Not my thing!
I do believe that’s the mountaintop retreat of Rama IV, former king of Thailand. If you put food in your pockets the aggressive monkeys will grab it — and maybe your Thing along with it.
And red-blooded 42 year old American men.
I hate to break this to you, Mrs. Grinch, but some of us do use our left hands…
oh god, now that song, ‘Detachable Penis’ is stuck in my head.
Try doing the song, substituting “monkey” for each time they say/sing “penis.”
Eh? Lyrics, please?
Has this already happened, or do I have time to hide my thing?
No! Not mah thing! D:
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
P of the A FTW!
being 14 doesn’t make you cool
Monkey can haz thingburger?
What if I’m a girl? Then what?
Girz also haz thingz. Differenty shaped kinz thingz, but thingz. If you haz no thingz, you no girlz, you neuterz.
HAHA. Right on.
Monkeh Stole Mah Thing!
OMG, I noticed that too! Right below the bottom of the sign it looks like a Va Jay Jay! Thank you for noticing too!
NO, my thing! I need it! It’s important, that… thing… of mine. o3o
No! Not my thing! Everything but my thing!
This had to have been in the Philippines. I remember when I was really little my grandma telling me a very disturbing old wives tale to this effect =X
my virginity…?
Noes. I not think did monkey stealed would my thing. But stealed alright he did.
Monkeys would steal your thing while you’re reading the sign.
NUU!! NOT my THANG!
Ouch.
So THAT’S where it went!
BEWARE I LIVE!
i wonder how he knows…
did he die?
that is so true :s
very effective engrish here.