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	<title>Comments on: Fragrant onion the hand rips the chicken</title>
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		<title>By: protection asset</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-100652</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[protection asset]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 17:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the chicken bites the hand?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the chicken bites the hand?</p>
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		<title>By: Jay C. DeSoto</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay C. DeSoto]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hand seperated chicken, eaten with chopsticks? or a fork?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hand seperated chicken, eaten with chopsticks? or a fork?</p>
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		<title>By: Jay C. DeSoto</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-86339</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay C. DeSoto]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Secret kung-fu technique of &quot;Spicy-entree&quot; school.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Secret kung-fu technique of &#8220;Spicy-entree&#8221; school.</p>
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		<title>By: Joey</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-24117</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joey]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think the &quot;The hand rips the chicken&quot; is a remake of &quot;The hand that rocks the cradle&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the &#8220;The hand rips the chicken&#8221; is a remake of &#8220;The hand that rocks the cradle&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Shaina-Clara</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-21322</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shaina-Clara]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 03:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I saw this when I was in China! I miss the cheap prices.....my god, it&#039;s like 30-40 dollars for a CHEAP steak here in America....and in China it&#039;s more like 30-40 cents for a NICE steak.....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I saw this when I was in China! I miss the cheap prices&#8230;..my god, it&#8217;s like 30-40 dollars for a CHEAP steak here in America&#8230;.and in China it&#8217;s more like 30-40 cents for a NICE steak&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: Zom B</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-17029</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Zom B]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I heard that same joke somewhere else before.  But where...?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I heard that same joke somewhere else before.  But where&#8230;?</p>
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Amy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this in a movie once, right? &quot;The hand rips the chicken. It puts the lotion on it&#039;s skin.&quot; Waaaa hahaha!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw this in a movie once, right? &#8220;The hand rips the chicken. It puts the lotion on it&#8217;s skin.&#8221; Waaaa hahaha!</p>
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		<title>By: Zom B</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Zom B]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The hand rips the chicken or else it gets the fragrant onion again.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The hand rips the chicken or else it gets the fragrant onion again.</p>
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		<title>By: Jebus</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16974</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jebus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not true, in DC, you have a 2-3 chance of having your soul taken.  It would be 100, but they have to vote for it first.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not true, in DC, you have a 2-3 chance of having your soul taken.  It would be 100, but they have to vote for it first.</p>
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		<title>By: DuReve</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DuReve]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sniff... It&#039;s so moving! You mind if I play the shamisen with a chicken leg while you recite it?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sniff&#8230; It&#8217;s so moving! You mind if I play the shamisen with a chicken leg while you recite it?</p>
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		<title>By: Xaero</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Xaero]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your comments are disturbing of my well-being of the spirit.

I think I must to lay down and commence vomit now.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your comments are disturbing of my well-being of the spirit.</p>
<p>I think I must to lay down and commence vomit now.</p>
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		<title>By: The man behind you (yes, THAT man)</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16966</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The man behind you (yes, THAT man)]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#039;ve been to the Information Hall of Meat, but they couldn&#039;t help me there. Something about the service desks running around the building or something like that...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, I&#8217;ve been to the Information Hall of Meat, but they couldn&#8217;t help me there. Something about the service desks running around the building or something like that&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Mario.</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16959</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mario.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Depends, westernised Beijing is rather okay, but as for the small towns... e w w
BTW, have you been to meat market where they stand in few inches of gore?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Depends, westernised Beijing is rather okay, but as for the small towns&#8230; e w w<br />
BTW, have you been to meat market where they stand in few inches of gore?</p>
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		<title>By: фдуч_шяь</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16952</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[фдуч_шяь]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#039;ve never been to China, have you? These odds of yours are more applicable to McDonald&#039;s in the District of Columbia than to a restaurant in Beijing.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve never been to China, have you? These odds of yours are more applicable to McDonald&#8217;s in the District of Columbia than to a restaurant in Beijing.</p>
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		<title>By: Jebus</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jebus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oddly enough, the odds of getting a disease from that plate is 2-3.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oddly enough, the odds of getting a disease from that plate is 2-3.</p>
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		<title>By: pegataur</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pegataur]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what I miss about China: that plate of food is $5 and feeds 2-3.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is what I miss about China: that plate of food is $5 and feeds 2-3.</p>
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		<title>By: SchlagerFuchs</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16947</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SchlagerFuchs]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently had ripped chicken is the way to go. Sure looks good anyway..lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently had ripped chicken is the way to go. Sure looks good anyway..lol</p>
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		<title>By: Obigated</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16946</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Obigated]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you wash your hand?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you wash your hand?</p>
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		<title>By: Aoife</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16944</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Aoife]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chicken tastes much better if ripped by hand rather than by machine.  It&#039;s that personal touch that makes the difference.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chicken tastes much better if ripped by hand rather than by machine.  It&#8217;s that personal touch that makes the difference.</p>
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		<title>By: olelady</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[olelady]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[and notice they&#039;re serving it with Italian water?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and notice they&#8217;re serving it with Italian water?</p>
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		<title>By: Duffy</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Duffy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has an almost haiku-like feeling:

Fragrance of onion
The hand rips the fried chicken
Who is this Colonel?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This has an almost haiku-like feeling:</p>
<p>Fragrance of onion<br />
The hand rips the fried chicken<br />
Who is this Colonel?</p>
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		<title>By: T.O.</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[T.O.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;d rather have my chicken choked, not ripped.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d rather have my chicken choked, not ripped.</p>
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		<title>By: BAW</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16936</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BAW]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Hand-Shredded Chicken with Fragrent Onion&quot;?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Hand-Shredded Chicken with Fragrent Onion&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: Sanky</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16935</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sanky]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OH, MY!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OH, MY!!</p>
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		<title>By: Sanky</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sanky]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yay]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yay</p>
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