Comments on: Finishing a civilized urinating

By: protection asset

protection asset — Thu, 27 May 2010 17:45:28 +0000

aw, just pee on a tree!

By: Cal

Cal — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:24:09 +0000

Sounds like every hobo in Los Angeles!

By: eommusicluverofthings

eommusicluverofthings — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 04:24:03 +0000

it kind of looks like throwing something intew a smal garbage bin tew meh… but it also looks as though he has something that os missing… anyone have a guess as tew what it is??

By: watchmenwatcher

watchmenwatcher — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:02:23 +0000

*gasps* wat if its a father penis?!?!?!?! shocking! not really…makes more sense

By: Some Guy on the Internet

Some Guy on the Internet — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:11:57 +0000

How to use them? It doesn’t seem too complicated.
Then again, if people start sitting on them I can see how the sign would be necessary.

By: Rawrer

Rawrer — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:43:29 +0000

It’s penii.

By: Moopiepipi

Moopiepipi — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:40:48 +0000

Feel bad for him, he’s got a penis for a leg!

By: caleb

caleb — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:19:13 +0000

This was just a sign above a urinal.
Urinals weren’t common in Western China when I was there so I think this was supposed to instruct men how to use them.

By: Phi Dough

Phi Dough — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 13:05:41 +0000

Hope it doesn’t mean you pee fresh air after the urine runs out! I don’t think I can do that!

By: Cashman

Cashman — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 00:28:53 +0000

He peed out a brick!
Ouch…

By: aquazhortz

aquazhortz — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:13:13 +0000

It seems to me like he’s peeing into a cardboard box more than a hole in the ground.

By: Zjana^__^

Zjana^__^ — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:17:58 +0000

alol
krayzeh azns
^___^

By: OowOo

OowOo — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:34:56 +0000

I worry bout the size of his head.

By: Engrish are good

Engrish are good — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:28:55 +0000

That is one huge mother penis!

By: DuReve

DuReve — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:59:21 +0000

Ichiban baka no hito desuka?
At least our trolls speak Japanese now…

By: The man behind you (yes, THAT man)

The man behind you (yes, THAT man) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:43:25 +0000

*gulp*

By: The man behind you (yes, THAT man)

The man behind you (yes, THAT man) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:42:06 +0000

Heehee.

By: Toxic Kitten

Toxic Kitten — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:45:41 +0000

don’t cross the streams

By: Obigated

Obigated — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:25:37 +0000

Something like “Civilized and convenience, clean as new and natural”. Still not making much sense

By: ad hoc

ad hoc — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:18:22 +0000

at least show us what an uncivilized urinating looks like

By: Yuri

Yuri — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:39:09 +0000

make me!

By: pilcrow

pilcrow — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:32:24 +0000

I’m *guessing* it’s something like: ‘don’t pee outside,’ but I’d love to have the literal translation, too.

By: katirrac

katirrac — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:09:56 +0000

We need transration, prease!

It looks like maybe it draws air in to keep the air in the room fresher. Either that or it’s an air dryer to use instead of shaking it off.

By: Jebus

Jebus — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:36:03 +0000

Nah, that’s his arms. He’s holding the end of his penis like one would with a hose, thus creating the 2 streams. QED.

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:27:26 +0000

and his unit is mounted a little high, but that’s some impressive girth. I’m going with the enormous stream theory.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:31:36 +0000

He looks like some kind of alien mutant from a video game, you know, like the monsters that have machine guns for hands…

By: dave

dave — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:24:21 +0000

If that was a “really REALLY big *wee-woo*” then it is coming out of his chest. Which would present an entirely new set of problems.

By: rela

rela — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:05:12 +0000

is that his hand? or is that a really REALLY big *wee-woo*

By: Petey_Wheatstraw

Petey_Wheatstraw — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:03:57 +0000

In the picture, it looks like the man is pissing into a dog’s water bowl…..how much more uncivilized can you get?

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:38:46 +0000

Oooh, maybe that’s it…his fingers are in the way, and it looks like two streams of urine!

By: Zaxxon Q Blaque

Zaxxon Q Blaque — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:33:44 +0000

Is he… peeing out of his hand??? 0_o

By: fpelayo

fpelayo — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:03:09 +0000

It’s the same sign from this entry…

http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/18/engrish-enjoy-the-fresh-air/

… only now it comes with a visualization! :’}

By: Zamzara

Zamzara — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:19:13 +0000

They probably think that having a hole in the floor is better than a WC… or was that Japan?

By: dave

dave — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:56:27 +0000

i cannot control one, 2 would be disastrous

By: Onion

Onion — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:54:07 +0000

Don’t you have two penisses?

By: KaBooM

KaBooM — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:38:30 +0000

lolololol

By: dave

dave — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:29:28 +0000

either that guys has an enormous stream of urine, or he has two holes in his penis.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:14:38 +0000

What do uncivilized urinators get to enjoy?
*Also pondering what the illustration in the ladies room looks like…*

By: cakeislie

cakeislie — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:09:06 +0000

ichiban!