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	<title>Comments on: Please don&#8217;t touch this!</title>
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		<title>By: douglas</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-124197</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[douglas]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 21:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the threat is broken so i guess it&#039;s ok 2 touch]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the threat is broken so i guess it&#8217;s ok 2 touch</p>
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		<title>By: Blackflame</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-116492</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Blackflame]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 13:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why does it say &quot;Takeshita&quot; at the top left?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why does it say &#8220;Takeshita&#8221; at the top left?</p>
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		<title>By: protection asset</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-100460</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[protection asset]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 16:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[someone should drop some english google translating software into asia.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>someone should drop some english google translating software into asia.</p>
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		<title>By: Psychedelic</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-17575</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Psychedelic]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Which god was you wantin&#039; to touch, honey?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Which god was you wantin&#8217; to touch, honey?</p>
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		<title>By: Jomann</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-17200</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jomann]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[its a perfect translation too. (Japanese student here)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>its a perfect translation too. (Japanese student here)</p>
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		<title>By: ad hoc</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16913</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ad hoc]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[do not touch or endure bolts of electric wrapping paper.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>do not touch or endure bolts of electric wrapping paper.</p>
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		<title>By: ad hoc</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16912</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ad hoc]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[god i want to touch]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>god i want to touch</p>
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		<title>By: The man behind you (yes, THAT man)</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16759</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The man behind you (yes, THAT man)]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 11:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes it is. And yes it touched. See why there is a threat?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes it is. And yes it touched. See why there is a threat?</p>
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		<title>By: Shateon</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16751</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shateon]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 05:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me get this straight: Someone&#039;s threatening to break it and to prevent it, they are preventing all visitors from touching it? =S]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let me get this straight: Someone&#8217;s threatening to break it and to prevent it, they are preventing all visitors from touching it? =S</p>
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		<title>By: xXxbeinaxXx</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16707</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[xXxbeinaxXx]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[nd wat if i decide 2 touch it?!?! wat u gonna do bout it!?!?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nd wat if i decide 2 touch it?!?! wat u gonna do bout it!?!?</p>
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		<title>By: xXxbeinaxXx</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16706</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[xXxbeinaxXx]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[M C HAMMER! C(-*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>M C HAMMER! C(-*</p>
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		<title>By: IzMico</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16702</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[IzMico]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 17:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And if we were to touch that?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And if we were to touch that?</p>
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		<title>By: KaBooM</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16692</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[KaBooM]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 14:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was just going to mention that!  Ha!  :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was just going to mention that!  Ha!  <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Raisin</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16681</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Raisin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i was thinking that too.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i was thinking that too.</p>
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		<title>By: Harry</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16678</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Harry]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[isn&#039;t that perfect english, just slightly strange wording?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>isn&#8217;t that perfect english, just slightly strange wording?</p>
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		<title>By: mamarosa</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16664</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[mamarosa]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cornholio!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cornholio!</p>
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		<title>By: Cornholio</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16661</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cornholio]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you threatening me? I need TP for my bunghole.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you threatening me? I need TP for my bunghole.</p>
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		<title>By: G-Rex</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16642</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[G-Rex]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[IMO &quot;Harajuku *Take Sh#t*a is an added bonus]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IMO &#8220;Harajuku *Take Sh#t*a is an added bonus</p>
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		<title>By: Ana</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16641</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ana]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s &quot;Can&#039;t touch this&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;Can&#8217;t touch this&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: ydobon</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16637</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ydobon]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dum dum dum dum ...
Don&#039;t tuch this!
dum dum dum dum....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dum dum dum dum &#8230;<br />
Don&#8217;t tuch this!<br />
dum dum dum dum&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: smacky</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16636</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[smacky]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was this written by the Japanese MC Hammer?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was this written by the Japanese MC Hammer?</p>
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		<title>By: Belllie</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16635</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Belllie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is that a dead body to te left?
Did it................... touch??]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is that a dead body to te left?<br />
Did it&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. touch??</p>
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		<title>By: Fox</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16634</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Fox]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can see the threat coming O.o]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can see the threat coming O.o</p>
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		<title>By: firefox737</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/09/engrish-please-dont-touch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-16632</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[firefox737]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[well it COULD be broken though...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well it COULD be broken though&#8230;</p>
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