Comments on: Hand Cutting Blanket? I’ll take three!

By: Zoe

Zoe — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 06:25:26 +0000

WTF does “correc” mean?

By: memememe

memememe — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:17:12 +0000

I have a blanket like that one!

They smell horrible and weigh so much you may suffocate beneath them. But they leave my hands alone.

By: queenofcheese

queenofcheese — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 12:26:01 +0000

Insert Snuggie joke here.

By: home loan

home loan — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:56:36 +0000

Lovely. Great site.

By: OOps

OOps — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:35:41 +0000

lulz thanks but no thanks. I have tons already

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:09:41 +0000

Comment Police On-Site

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:08:30 +0000

If your flesh is that color, I’d suggest you be checked for jaundice soon…

By: adorableheiron

adorableheiron — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:26:52 +0000

“The blanket for emos”
Of course there will be five people posting it! They don’t read other’s posts! That’d be silly!

By: Ninja303

Ninja303 — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:33:38 +0000

I’ve got it. The hand part is correc, but it’s not a blanket, it’s a mattress. And you’re not supposed to cut it, you inflate it with a pump, by HAND.

So it’s an “acrylic hand-pump inflatable mattress”

(makes sense as it weights 3.2kgs)

By: Mark.

Mark. — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 04:48:31 +0000

I have been racking my brains and I cannot figure out what they meant. The word in the glare look like “acrylic,” which isn’t much help. It doesn’t look particularly hand-tailored or hand-woven, although I suppose it might be.

By: Barthvader

Barthvader — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 13:10:34 +0000

Emo’s best choice

By: ?

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:29:15 +0000

You, too? There are not so many comments that you should have missed that joke being made TWICE already.

By: ?

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:27:34 +0000

you couldn’t read through 7 comments to see that someone had already mentioned that?

By: Shateon

Shateon — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:55:26 +0000

Does it come in wrist-slitting form? I could get it for a classmate next Christmas. =0

By: Darth-Tobi

Darth-Tobi — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:08:38 +0000

Perfect for all you emo kids.

By: Petey Wheatsraw

Petey Wheatsraw — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:44:41 +0000

That’s go great with my decapitating pillow!

By: Zamzara

Zamzara — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:37:57 +0000

Finally, the first blanket that can be use to murder someone… and not by asphixiating them.

By: The man behind you (yes, THAT man)

The man behind you (yes, THAT man) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:02:35 +0000

No, this is meant for suicide, to prevent the floor from getting all wet and bloody when you cut your wrist.

By: griffinlady

griffinlady — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:47:59 +0000

Yup, it definitely has some issues there… poor blanket
It needs some bandages and prozac…

By: :D

:D — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:16:42 +0000

the blanket 4 the EMOS!!!!

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:31:39 +0000

But how could something written in the fluffy Comic Sans font be so dangerous?!
They really should have used a Serif font to get the pointy part across.

By: Pejter

Pejter — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:18:47 +0000

It is even in a glorious bloody and fleshy color.

By: vonder

vonder — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:58:46 +0000

can be used as sanding paper?

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:50:31 +0000

The Emo Kids’ security blanket?

By: Munior

Munior — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:21:22 +0000

Cut a hand with a blanket?
Acrylic is very dangerous!
Caution, dangerous…!

By: Obigated

Obigated — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:18:11 +0000

but you only got 2 hands!

By: BloodyBlahBlah

BloodyBlahBlah — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:05:21 +0000

Blanketcut? As we didn’t have enough trouble with papercuts